cowbell5000
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Post by cowbell5000 on May 17, 2015 20:58:58 GMT -5
At this point, the only thing they haven't had Ramsay do is tie someone to a train track Give it time...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 17, 2015 21:01:23 GMT -5
Can't do that....there are no trains in Westeros. Is Ramsay going to invent trains just so he can tie someone up to their tracks.
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cowbell5000
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Post by cowbell5000 on May 17, 2015 21:02:12 GMT -5
Can't do that....there are no trains in Westeros. Is Ramsay going to invent trains just so he can tie someone up to their tracks. Sure
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Post by Cela on May 17, 2015 21:04:45 GMT -5
Can't do that....there are no trains in Westeros. Is Ramsay going to invent trains just so he can tie someone up to their tracks. I could definitely see this happen.
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Post by Cela on May 17, 2015 21:09:24 GMT -5
So, fall out.
The Faith Militant runs the whole city and took the frikkin Queen hostage. Granny Tyrell likely going to f*** Cersei up. Bronn slashed by tiny female warrior of a family who likes to use poison on blades. Sansa de-virginized. Jorah heading to the fighting pits with dick preserving Tyrion under the care of Adebisi.
Yikes.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 17, 2015 21:10:45 GMT -5
Sunday night is dark and full of terrors.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 17, 2015 21:11:33 GMT -5
I was certain beyond all reasonable doubt that Bronn was a dead man tonight. Thank god for Areo and his badass weapon. I guess that means they'll all be part of the Queenmaker plot. That is, depending on what in the f*** is on that damn blade. Lord knows, that girl is not enough like her father.
And calling it now: High Sparrow is a Varys agent. It's only very convenient that Littlefinger starts to get flustered in front of the newest person to arrive in King's Landing after Varys ditches.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 17, 2015 21:18:10 GMT -5
God, Tommen is a complete zero.
Makes me wish Viserys hadn't committed suicide by mouthing off to Khal Drogo. Even his dumbass might have been a better choice than any of these other assholes.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 17, 2015 21:22:37 GMT -5
And Varys just slips back into the shadows. I'm sure he has nothing planned whatsoever. Nothing for anyone else on the show to worry about.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 17, 2015 21:26:03 GMT -5
God, Tommen is a complete zero. Makes me wish Viserys hadn't committed suicide by mouthing off to Khal Drogo. Even his dumbass might have been a better choice than any of these other assholes. Going back further, had "Egg" not tried to hatch dragons on his own at Summerhall, at least the smallfolk would have been better off.
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Post by Cela on May 17, 2015 22:20:22 GMT -5
Also, one of the snakes still has Myrcella, right?
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Post by Capt Lunatic on May 17, 2015 22:21:20 GMT -5
Re a few things {Spoiler}So Bronn's dead right? Jorah's dead too?
Do the people of Bravos bring their dead to the house so their faces can be "absorbed" by the Faceless Men of Bravos?
I hate you Ramsay Bolton. I love you Iwan Rheon. Please don't die anytime soon.
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cowbell5000
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Post by cowbell5000 on May 17, 2015 22:31:45 GMT -5
It is an odd numbered season. That means bad things happen to the Starks.
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Post by Crimson on May 17, 2015 22:59:52 GMT -5
So I'm going to go back to original sentiment that Cersei is a colossal idiot. Between playing into Little Finger's hand and now blatant jeapordizing King's Landing in the name of her personal vendetta against the Tyrells. She's dumb.
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Post by wisdomwizard on May 17, 2015 23:44:57 GMT -5
Am I alone in thinking Sansa already had enough crap thrown at her before getting raped?
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 23:50:09 GMT -5
So I'm going to go back to original sentiment that Cersei is a colossal idiot. Between playing into Little Finger's hand and now blatant jeapordizing King's Landing in the name of her personal vendetta against the Tyrells. She's dumb. That's the point of her character. Bit by bit, she's been at least partially responsible for removing all effective parties that helped her stay in power. Joffrey (scapegoat) killed. Tywin (competent regent) killed. Tyrion (competent advisor) in exile. Varys (competent advisor) in exile. Kevan (competent advisor) took his ball and went home. Jaime (loyal guardian) is a captive in Dorne. Without the help of her most useful allies, she's being exposed as what she's always been: petty, insincere, arrogant, and not very bright. So how long is it until Ramsay dies. Do he and Roose die in the season finale, or do they tap the powers of villain-plot-armor-necromancy to shamble along into season six?
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Post by Cela on May 17, 2015 23:55:49 GMT -5
Am I alone in thinking Sansa already had enough crap thrown at her before getting raped? Eh, it was the logical step for the story. And for those book readers at home, the scene, or rather the one this one evolved out of, was disturbingly worse.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on May 18, 2015 0:07:07 GMT -5
This was the worst episode of entire series so far. Aside from the mind-numbing and somewhat huge deviations from the books this season has taken, this episode was flat, boring, and some ways horribly done.
This whole Jaime And Bronn's Excellent Dornish Adventure made for TV silly nonsense was dumb from the start, but that "fight" with the Sand Snakes was ridiculously bad. It felt like something cut from Kevin Sorbo's Hercules series. Many are complaining about Ramsey and the rape, but oh man if they actually portrayed it as it was written it was even worse with what Theon is forced to do, despite the fact that the coupling is all wrong to begin with.
I'm not one to gripe or carry on about adaptations from page to screen differences, but the ones in this show, in this season most particularly are just head scratching. There's so much that's happening that doesnt happen as the author intended and some of it is being executed terribly. They've made changes throughout the entire series, but this season has been the most noticeable and the most galling. They could at least make the changes work well.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 18, 2015 0:07:31 GMT -5
Did one of the Sand Snakes actresses really get nominated for an Oscar?
Must have been a fluke. They're so terrible.
That fight scene.....wow. That was hilariously bad.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on May 18, 2015 0:13:22 GMT -5
Did one of the Sand Snakes actresses really get nominated for an Oscar? Yea the short haired one (Obara) was nominated for The Whale Rider a few years ago. That whole fight scene was f***ing atrocious.
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