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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 4, 2015 22:26:30 GMT -5
Khoya learns a new move!
(Only to botch it and permanently disfigure his opponent)
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Post by Andy Martin on May 5, 2015 18:18:18 GMT -5
Reminds me of this boy I once knew...his favorite word was "wolf". Was his first name Desmond?
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Post by Emmet Russell on May 5, 2015 18:41:44 GMT -5
Khoya learns a new move! (Only to botch it and permanently disfigure his opponent) That's his fault for trying a springboard double 450 splash when he still struggles to do a clothesline.
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Post by ________ has left the building on May 5, 2015 18:46:18 GMT -5
I seriously think Dixie is really Jokey Smurf. Always promises surprises that wind up blowing up in TNA's face.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 6, 2015 0:33:14 GMT -5
CM Punk: I'm just as shocked as you are.... I can see it happening if Punk loses all of his money by investing it on a Colt Cabana money scheme
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 6, 2015 0:35:03 GMT -5
Bruce Jenner: Knockouts Champion
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 6, 2015 1:56:12 GMT -5
CM Punk: I'm just as shocked as you are.... I can see it happening if Punk loses all of his money by investing it on a Colt Cabana money scheme CM Punk: "What the f*** man? How could you lose this much money?" Colt: "I thought 1988 baseball cards were due for a comeback. Someone hooked me up with a warehouse full of unopened cases." CM Punk: "Only one warehouse? What did you do after you spent the $300 for it?" Colt: "$300? I spent a little more than that. I did all the research for it." CM Punk: "And were any of the cases Score Rookie/Traded sets, or Topps Tiffany?" Colt: "No, who would want those?"
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Post by Rave on May 6, 2015 2:10:20 GMT -5
Whenever Dixie says "surprises", she really means "trainwreck". And I love me a trainwreck.
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Post by markymark on May 6, 2015 14:37:51 GMT -5
I might add going to war with GFW
The Friday Night Wars!!!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 6, 2015 14:59:00 GMT -5
I seriously think Dixie is really Jokey Smurf. Always promises surprises that wind up blowing up in TNA's face. I would of went with her and Serge as Puppet pal mitch and puppet pal clem. Abyss could be Krunk and laugh as Dixie bonks Serge. Angle is Major Glory and Mr. Anderson could be Val Hallen.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 6, 2015 15:39:26 GMT -5
"Many Surprises" will be the name of a new tag team.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 6, 2015 15:40:06 GMT -5
I seriously think Dixie is really Jokey Smurf. Always promises surprises that wind up blowing up in TNA's face. I would of went with her and Serge as Puppet pal mitch and puppet pal clem. Abyss could be Krunk and laugh as Dixie bonks Serge. Angle is Major Glory and Mr. Anderson could be Val Hallen. Angle:"Olympic Heroes assembllllllle!" *Anderson and Abyss continue watching TV before Angle gets pissed and flips the couch over with them*
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 6, 2015 15:46:41 GMT -5
I would of went with her and Serge as Puppet pal mitch and puppet pal clem. Abyss could be Krunk and laugh as Dixie bonks Serge. Angle is Major Glory and Mr. Anderson could be Val Hallen. Angle:"Olympic Heroes assembllllllle!" *Anderson and Abyss continue watching TV before Angle gets pissed and flips the couch over with them* Special mention of Khoya being Ratman
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Post by Hit Girl on May 6, 2015 15:58:16 GMT -5
She'll announce a move to a new channel.....YouTube.
"Don't miss TNA on DixieC758. A new video uploaded every three weeks!"
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Post by markymark on May 6, 2015 17:12:04 GMT -5
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Post by walterharrow on May 6, 2015 17:49:49 GMT -5
Here is the one of the surprises. BREAKING: A former World Champ returns to #IMPACTLive as Special Ref of #AngleVsYoung. Find out who in first 5 min It looks like Aries in that silhouette. Aries hasn't gone anywhere so it wouldn't be a 'return'
It wont be Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Sting. I doubt it will be Bully Ray. Jeff Hardy, Mr Anderson and Aries are all already on the roster. Lashley could be considered a return but he hasn't been gone long
Mick Foley is a former world champ and has a history of being a guest referee but he has a good relationship with WWE right now so don't see it being him
That leaves Chris Sabin (unless they are counting the NWA championship)
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Post by chrom on May 6, 2015 17:56:53 GMT -5
Roode's been gone for a while, it's probably him.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 6, 2015 18:02:55 GMT -5
Roode's been gone for a while, it's probably him. And we can get Roode vs EY, this time they're feuding over what the best episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 6, 2015 18:17:49 GMT -5
Roode's been gone for a while, it's probably him. He was just in Ultimate X for the Tag titles.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 6, 2015 18:21:18 GMT -5
Lashley? He got put on the shelf by EY so he would make sense.
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