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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 7:14:33 GMT -5
Madison Rayne: They're real and they're spectacular!
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 6, 2015 9:22:29 GMT -5
*The Menagerie enters the arena/high school gym*
Who are these people?
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 6, 2015 9:26:11 GMT -5
Hogan: "Remember...it's not a lie if YOU believe it."
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 9:51:24 GMT -5
Gunner: "My name is Gunner. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."
Dixie: "Well hi there"
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Post by Angus Mcloud on May 6, 2015 12:13:11 GMT -5
Al Snow: Again with the sweatpants? Tommy Dreamer: What? I'm comfortable. Al: You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 6, 2015 18:16:11 GMT -5
Dixie:"These companies. They write stuff off all the time!"
Jeff Jarrett:"You don't know what a write off is, do you?"
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Post by SpillBeans316 on May 6, 2015 19:44:00 GMT -5
Terry Taylor: Miss Carter, this is Tommy Dreamer. He is one of our applicants for the creative team. Dixie: Nice to meet you. Tommy: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twelve years, you have caused myself, and the Internet wrestling community a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved pastime and reduced it to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego. Dixie: Hire this man!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on May 6, 2015 20:05:53 GMT -5
AJ Styles: All right! But hear me and hear me well! Your day is coming Dixie Carter-OH YES! You're day of reckoning will come! When an evil wind will blow through you're little play world! And I'll be there-IN ALL MY GLORY! Watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on May 7, 2015 1:20:11 GMT -5
Triple H: You got the job?
Angle: Hunter, it's fantastic. I love the people over there, th-they're treating me so great. You know, they think I'm handicapped. They gave me this incredible cage to moonsault off of, a great view.
Triple H: Ho-Hold on, they think you're handicapped?
Angle: Yeah, yeah. Yeah well, because of the wheelchair. You should see the bathroom they gave me.
Triple H: Ho-How can you do this?
Angle: Look, Hunter let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 7, 2015 5:43:14 GMT -5
Hey Anderson! The Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp. Oh, yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, and they are running out of you! What's the difference? You're their all time bestseller! Ken Anderson comes off as the kind of guy who really would think "well I had sex with your wife" is a good comeback.
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Post by Terry Ebola on May 7, 2015 6:17:27 GMT -5
Kurt Angle: You know what I'd like to do? I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall, like a giant. Like 6'5".
Rhaka Khan: Excuse me, I was walking behind you, and you dropped your wallet.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on May 7, 2015 14:25:49 GMT -5
DA: No renewal for you!
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Post by Terry Ebola on May 9, 2015 17:28:00 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy: I sprained my ankle.
Matt Hardy: What happened?
Jeff: Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave --
Matt: Oh no, not you too?
Jeff: I must have dripped some on the floor and I slipped and...
Matt: You know what's good for that? Relish.
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