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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 26, 2015 18:18:03 GMT -5
Ya know, I got two records. Most time in the penalty box, and I was the first guy to take off my skate and try and stab somebody.
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Post by JTH on May 26, 2015 18:23:19 GMT -5
That Gator might have got your hand, but *I* got his head. *falls out window* After the funeral, I was sent to live with my grandma in Waterbury.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 26, 2015 18:25:06 GMT -5
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 26, 2015 18:58:53 GMT -5
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
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Wade Wilson
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Post by J is Justice on May 26, 2015 19:06:40 GMT -5
Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 26, 2015 19:29:22 GMT -5
Gonna move it off topic of Happy Gilmore, but keep it in golf.... Mean Gene: Ok, address the ball. Heenan: Hello ball! That's a Honeymooners gag "Endless love"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on May 26, 2015 19:31:57 GMT -5
MISTA! MISTA! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Post by willywonka666 on May 26, 2015 20:23:11 GMT -5
You missed-Jackass!
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Post by PrimeTyme on May 26, 2015 21:57:58 GMT -5
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass. I bet your neighbour the accountant can't drive a ball 400 yards!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 26, 2015 22:47:28 GMT -5
MISTA! MISTA! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Hey you know that "MISTA MISTA" lady? I think I killed her.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 26, 2015 23:02:52 GMT -5
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say! Well, why don't I just eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, wait by the bay...I just may!
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Post by PrimeTyme on May 26, 2015 23:13:47 GMT -5
My fingers hurt.
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Post by fw91 on May 26, 2015 23:59:10 GMT -5
I'd like to stay and chat, but I hear that asteroids machine calling me from the game room.....
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Post by ededdneddy on May 27, 2015 0:33:50 GMT -5
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 27, 2015 2:20:45 GMT -5
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
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Post by J is Justice on May 27, 2015 8:01:41 GMT -5
Well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 27, 2015 15:45:05 GMT -5
to this day whenever I see a limo I say whoa must be Burt Reynolds
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