Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Jun 6, 2015 12:10:26 GMT -5
Because you know holmes, I LIE, I CHEAT AND I STEAL!
-Reverend D-Von.
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Hypnosis
FANatic
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 6, 2015 12:11:37 GMT -5
"D-Von, get the tables!" - Joey Mercury
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2015 12:14:07 GMT -5
"D-Von, get the tables"
- D-Von
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,324
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 6, 2015 12:14:28 GMT -5
"Booker,I want to have sex with your wife... I'm not just talking any kind of sex with your wife, the kind of bestiality sex... perverted sex!"
Jim Ross
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2015 12:16:34 GMT -5
"I won an Olympic gold medal with a broken frickin' neck"
- Mark Henry
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gbo86
Mephisto
Posts: 684
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Post by gbo86 on Jun 6, 2015 12:22:28 GMT -5
"He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.' So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt."
- Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jun 6, 2015 12:24:01 GMT -5
"Whos' better than Kanyon?!"- Jose Lothario
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Jun 6, 2015 12:27:51 GMT -5
(After slapping Brock Lesnar) "You're a poser!"
- The Miz
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,964
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 6, 2015 12:28:08 GMT -5
"ARE YOU GONNA SUCK MY D*** OR WHAT!?"
-Maria
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2015 12:29:41 GMT -5
"Pimpin' Ain't Easy!"
- Fabulous Moolah
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 12:30:21 GMT -5
Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through!
- Tensai
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jun 6, 2015 12:32:20 GMT -5
"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Finn Balor to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Takeover, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Finn Balor KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Takeover! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Takeover! See, McJoe; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Takeover!"
-Kevin Owens
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 6, 2015 12:35:55 GMT -5
"Feel this moment for the rest of your life! Because the inVasion, just got taken to the extreme!"
-Verne Gagne
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
Posts: 5,697
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Post by ededdneddy on Jun 6, 2015 12:36:56 GMT -5
"Somebody Call His Momma" - William Regal
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Post by sternrogers01 on Jun 6, 2015 12:38:24 GMT -5
"Ric Flair brought hard times on Ted Dibiase and his family"
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 6, 2015 12:38:38 GMT -5
"WE GOT OURSELVES A TWERKIN' BULL! HAHA, I LOVE IT!" - Gorilla Monsoon
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 6, 2015 12:39:21 GMT -5
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whhaaaat a RUSHHH!" -Alexa Bliss after Bayley dared her to down 4 pixie stix at once.
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 6, 2015 12:40:18 GMT -5
"He's twerkin', Maggle!" -- Michael Cole
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2015 12:40:46 GMT -5
"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"
- Josef Stalin
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Post by sternrogers01 on Jun 6, 2015 12:41:14 GMT -5
"Pick me, pick somebody else, do what you want, leave me alone, quote the Hulkster, never more"
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