jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Jun 8, 2015 14:07:35 GMT -5
"Feed me MORE!"
Summer Rae
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 8, 2015 15:54:37 GMT -5
"AAAHH! It's not hot!"
- Glacier
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Post by sparklemotion on Jun 8, 2015 15:58:50 GMT -5
Basketballs don't hold grudges.
-Moppy
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Jun 8, 2015 16:00:02 GMT -5
"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?" - Rosa Mendes
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jun 8, 2015 16:06:48 GMT -5
Renee Young: "Earlier today we talked to "The Showoff" Dolph Ziggler. Let's go now to that interview."
Young: "Folks, here's "The Showoff" Dolph Ziggler! Dolph, a while back what a match you had with Sheamus!"
Ziggler: "YEP! Probably the hardest match I've ever had in my life. But I don't like it...when things aren't my...going my way. Sheamus, you turned the tables on me...you turned the tables in the wrong way. You got me mad now. I've stood around and listened to everything you had to say! I've did everything necessary! When you turn around and BACKSTAB ME one way or the other and when you TRI-CHEAT ME of what's rightfully mine...THAT'S when I get angry! Now I'M the one doing the challenging! I'm issuing a challenge to YOU, Sheamus! GET in the ring with me! This time...I'M going full FORCE!"
Young: "The Show Off, Dolph Ziggler"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 8, 2015 16:13:54 GMT -5
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Jack Tunney
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 22,440
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Post by Injustice45 on Jun 8, 2015 16:32:41 GMT -5
"He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.' So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt." - Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Was this an actual promo by Undertaker or something? What in the actual f***? Word for word, this is what The Undertaker actually said for a SummerSlam promo in 1999. My turn: "The look and the feel of the table depends solely on the way one decides to RUB it down after it's been used. And the more you rub it, the better the wood starts to look." - Bubba Ray Dudley
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 8, 2015 16:36:26 GMT -5
"I want you to bring back WWE ice cream bars"
- Silver King
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jun 8, 2015 17:11:22 GMT -5
"This is my house!"
- Joey Mercury
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
Posts: 4,083
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 8, 2015 17:54:11 GMT -5
"Try me, I'll make you famous."-Crazzy Steve
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Jun 8, 2015 20:42:41 GMT -5
"Mick Foley. That's their World champion. That'll put a lot of butts on seats!" - Kevin Dunn
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
Posts: 17,296
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Post by percymania on Jun 8, 2015 22:49:06 GMT -5
"I'm an ass man." - Pat Patterson
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jun 9, 2015 2:00:34 GMT -5
“What I’d like to have right now, is for all you fat, ugly inner-city sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show the ladies what a real sexy man looks like. Now hit my music" - Bruno Sammartino
"Ya know.... You're in a cashino, everybody says well, gosh, a cashino you should gambllle. Let me tell you something, Anvil, you don't want to play cards with me, because I'll cheat. Okay, I cheat. You want to play 21? I got 22. You want to play blackjack? I got two of those too. You want to play aces and eights? Well, I got some of those too. Bottom line is this. You do not gamble with me... When you walk into a casino, when you want to gamble, the main thing you must do, is this, you must accept losing. I don't accept losing, and neither does Damien. Damien, my friend! My friend Damien is right here. You don't want to see this, do you? Let me show you something. I tell you what Anvil, go ahead and roll the dice. Mr. Cameraman, get your ass back up here. Hell-oooo, I'm talkin' to you. Get that camera back up here. That's what you should worry about, Anvil. The bottom line is this, when the DDT comes, then the snake comes out. Worry about the DDT. DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! DDT! THINK ABOUT IT!" - Jim Ross
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Jun 9, 2015 16:15:40 GMT -5
"But Hunter, we're girls" - The New Age Outlaws.
"PISS!" - Kelly Kelly
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Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2015 3:05:13 GMT -5
"Look both ways before you cross my mind"
-The Brian Kendrick
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,329
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 12, 2015 6:40:28 GMT -5
"PAUL! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS PAUL!"
Brian Kendrick
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Post by sternrogers01 on Jun 12, 2015 12:06:54 GMT -5
"Answer your phone you idiot"-Lynda McMahon
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Jun 12, 2015 15:37:06 GMT -5
"This is my house!" - Repo Man
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gr1990
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,485
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Post by gr1990 on Jun 12, 2015 16:28:57 GMT -5
"I'm not a fan of 'the black people'" - Jessicka Havok
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rippo
Bubba Ho-Tep
Posts: 600
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Post by rippo on Jun 12, 2015 21:19:32 GMT -5
"Lemme have some of dem peas, I had peas b'fo"
- Roman Reigns
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