Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 28, 2015 11:02:07 GMT -5
Kurt is just going to turn into Dr. Manhattan now. Just as long as he doesn't turn up naked and blue
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markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by markymark on Jun 28, 2015 11:04:32 GMT -5
Hell, TNA's already had something like that happen to them before when Candido miraculously resurrected long enough to help the Naturals win the tag titles. Wait what? This company man . . . Even during the Golden Years of TNA happened this kinda of stuff. Proves Dixie has been the problem the whole damn time...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 11:57:13 GMT -5
I am just wondering how Ethan beating someone up can make a tumor appear. I don't know how he can, even in wrestling logic, say he did it. His hands are radioactive, obviously. Welcome to the new age
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r.
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Post by r. on Jun 28, 2015 14:37:59 GMT -5
roughly 10 minutes after surgery kurt will test out the neck by moonsaulting onto a nurse.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jun 28, 2015 14:45:01 GMT -5
roughly 10 minutes after surgery kurt will test out the neck by moonsaulting onto a nurse. I needed a good laugh
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Post by DSR on Jun 28, 2015 14:49:07 GMT -5
roughly 10 minutes after surgery kurt will test out the neck by moonsaulting onto a nurse. He'll return to TNA, now as part of a tag team with the tumor.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Jun 28, 2015 14:58:47 GMT -5
roughly 10 minutes after surgery kurt will test out the neck by moonsaulting onto a nurse. He'll return to TNA, now as part of a tag team with the tumor. Can't wait.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 28, 2015 15:03:06 GMT -5
He'll return to TNA, now as part of a tag team with the tumor. Can't wait. Alright, so there's Kurt Angle. What about the tumor?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 28, 2015 15:08:42 GMT -5
Speaking of Kurt Angle's lumpy ass, here is that infamous photo of Kurt that was taken off the TNA website. Could we be looking at said tumor in this picture? Who knows.
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 28, 2015 15:17:33 GMT -5
He'll return to TNA, now as part of a tag team with the tumor. Can't wait. Eric Angle, what's he doing here?
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Post by Stu on Jun 28, 2015 15:25:39 GMT -5
So the tumor is causing muscle atrophy. Is it wrong for me to think he's more concerned atrophy will affect his role in wrestling than, you know, his life?
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Jun 28, 2015 15:42:30 GMT -5
Report I read on 411 says Eric Young took credit for the tumor, not EC3. Explains the Chris Melendez thing at least.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jun 28, 2015 18:34:06 GMT -5
Imagine the amount of wars that a Country will win if their soldiers could give cancer to their opponents with wrestling maneuvers
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 28, 2015 18:35:11 GMT -5
So the tumor is causing muscle atrophy. Is it wrong for me to think he's more concerned atrophy will affect his role in wrestling than, you know, his life? The sad truth is, I'm sure that's exactly what it is.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jun 28, 2015 18:44:30 GMT -5
So according to new reports apparently the tumor and its removal isn't being considered a big deal and he should be ready for an in-ring return in three weeks.
Huh.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 18:56:32 GMT -5
So according to new reports apparently the tumor and its removal isn't being considered a big deal and he should be ready for an in-ring return in three weeks. Huh. ... Why even bring it up then? He'd be healed before the next tapings if that's the case.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jun 29, 2015 0:10:55 GMT -5
So the tumor is causing muscle atrophy. Is it wrong for me to think he's more concerned atrophy will affect his role in wrestling than, you know, his life? No, because this is the same man who has constantly shown little regard for his physical health in competitive endeavors.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jun 29, 2015 4:17:35 GMT -5
Damn. Now I'm really sympathetic to TNA regarding DA's executive meddling on the title. Don't be. TNA was still sending him out to wrestle, and Destination America couldn't have forced him or TNA to make him perform. He wanted to, and TNA wanted to let him. I'm fairly certain whoever at DA was trying to tell Dixie who they wanted as champion had zero clue Kurt had this problem.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 29, 2015 6:07:58 GMT -5
So according to new reports apparently the tumor and its removal isn't being considered a big deal and he should be ready for an in-ring return in three weeks. Huh. Are they stupid? Are they all seriously F****** stupid? A Tumor is always considered a big deal because that is something that can kill you! And you honestly think you're body is going to be just fine after it? But I don't care anymore Angle, continue doing what you do until you became a cripple or die in the ring, I don't care. You're just a broken down has been who like Flair and others before you, can't admit that your time is over and are desperate to stay in the spotlight as long as possible.
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Kalmia
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Post by Kalmia on Jun 29, 2015 6:40:08 GMT -5
Well to be fair, it depends on what they mean by tumor. A friend of mine had one on his neck that caused him no problems whatsoever and he only had it removed for aesthetics. He was back to work within a day or so. Benign tumors don't always need any intervention at all.
Without knowing more, it's impossible to say how high on the Kurt crazy scale he is this time.
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