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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 1, 2015 17:51:54 GMT -5
You Mooset have forgotten that I'm not just like any Amazing reDragon, I'm a SUPER reDRAGON. That's okay though, I understand. We all get a little Scott Lost sometimes. Using Guerrilla tactics, eh? I gotta ask, CHIKARA YOU CRAZY?! I've got Hallowicked plans for you now! I'll sneak up on you like a fowl in the foliage. That's right, you won't see me coming, but you'll know you're in trouble when you hear a quack in bush! There's nowhere you can DJ Hyde. You'll look up to the Skayde and cry out for a Hero. One won't come. Instead, you'll be blown to smithereens by my Arik Cannon! Pieces of you will be scattered all over the landscape like Jigsaw puzzle pieces. I'll probably even have your blood on my Chuck Taylors! All because you put me into a Blind Rage. If you think that you can put the chrisbosh to my punnery, then that's Justin Credible. You're gonna get Brent if you come up to me, Albright? Then I'm gonna go deeper, I'm gonna call up wherever your family works and they're gonna Fire your Ant. She's just gonna sit at home watching Derek Sabatos Gigante all day and All Night Express, and it's all you're fault. You're SCUM.
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Post by DSR on Jul 1, 2015 18:07:35 GMT -5
Using Guerrilla tactics, eh? I gotta ask, CHIKARA YOU CRAZY?! I've got Hallowicked plans for you now! I'll sneak up on you like a fowl in the foliage. That's right, you won't see me coming, but you'll know you're in trouble when you hear a quack in bush! There's nowhere you can DJ Hyde. You'll look up to the Skayde and cry out for a Hero. One won't come. Instead, you'll be blown to smithereens by my Arik Cannon! Pieces of you will be scattered all over the landscape like Jigsaw puzzle pieces. I'll probably even have your blood on my Chuck Taylors! All because you put me into a Blind Rage. If you think that you can put the chrisbosh to my punnery, then that's Justin Credible. You're gonna get Brent if you come up to me, Albright? Then I'm gonna go deeper, I'm gonna call up wherever your family works and they're gonna Fire your Ant. She's just gonna sit at home watching Derek Sabatos Gigante all day and All Night Express, and it's all you're fault. You're SCUM. You really Brian XL at this pun stuff. I can tell this has been a Quiet Storm brewing within you for quite some time. I gotta admit, I like your AJ Styles. So I'm giving you this time right now to Scoot Andrews before you're put into serious Allison Danger. You can go away and lead a Low Ki lifestyle somewhere else, maybe take a trip to Paul London. Or you'll be the victim of some serious Carnage Crew, as I remove your Donovan M-ORGANS! Not just me, but a whole Jerry Lynnch mob! I'll rip the Jody Fleisch from your bones. It'll be Amazing Red blood all over the place, and it'll look Simply Luscious! It'll be a Chris Divine moment for me, as I'm a Natural Born Sinner!
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jul 1, 2015 18:14:30 GMT -5
The commitment to the puns in this thread is amazing. They're also more creative than anything TNA's put together in the last three years.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 1, 2015 18:15:14 GMT -5
By the way, I am pretty sure that THIS is correct ROH line-up:
The Addiction (Daniels and Kazarian) vs. Kazuchika Okada and Gedo
Adam Page (with Colby Corino) vs. Watanabe
AJ Style vs. Adam Cole
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jul 1, 2015 18:17:32 GMT -5
Also, for anyone considering catching the ROH show tonight it is well worth it for the Cole/Styles match alone. I highly doubt the matches will be full (principally because if they did, the bell-to-bell times of the three matches are about 45 minutes on their own not including entrances etc.) but Cole/Styles was 18 minutes of greatness and I'm surprised more people aren't considering it a Top 10 MOTY so far because I absolutely adored it. Definitely worth catching the show for even if it will be a cut down version.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 1, 2015 18:20:09 GMT -5
Cole/AJ is a great match.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 1, 2015 18:36:07 GMT -5
If you think that you can put the chrisbosh to my punnery, then that's Justin Credible. You're gonna get Brent if you come up to me, Albright? Then I'm gonna go deeper, I'm gonna call up wherever your family works and they're gonna Fire your Ant. She's just gonna sit at home watching Derek Sabatos Gigante all day and All Night Express, and it's all you're fault. You're SCUM. You really Brian XL at this pun stuff. I can tell this has been a Quiet Storm brewing within you for quite some time. I gotta admit, I like your AJ Styles. So I'm giving you this time right now to Scoot Andrews before you're put into serious Allison Danger. You can go away and lead a Low Ki lifestyle somewhere else, maybe take a trip to Paul London. Or you'll be the victim of some serious Carnage Crew, as I remove your Donovan M-ORGANS! Not just me, but a whole Jerry Lynnch mob! I'll rip the Jody Fleisch from your bones. It'll be Amazing Red blood all over the place, and it'll look Simply Luscious! It'll be a Chris Divine moment for me, as I'm a Natural Born Sinner! You think you AR a Fox or something, don't you? Well, I'm your worst Frightmare and I'm going to leave you Delirious after this is all over. But this is all your fault for having a Brad Attitude when you could have been a Grizzly Redwood somewhere out in the Original Playa From the Himalayas. You're going to find yourself at the Crossbones of your life and it's not gonna be all El Hijo del Ice Cream and rainbows. In fact, you're not gonna get any Ice Cream, Jr. I'm a mean Disco Machine and I'm gonna Tommashow you what I mean when I run you over with my Ciampa.
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Post by DSR on Jul 1, 2015 18:41:27 GMT -5
Oh yeah?! Well...you're just...a...Steen-Age dirtbag!
*everyone boos and throws tomatoes, but DSR passes out from exhaustion caused by coming up with puns, and Madlibs runs around with arms raised high in celebration*
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Jul 1, 2015 18:47:35 GMT -5
This thread is very pun-ny.
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*gets hit with a tomato*
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 1, 2015 18:48:51 GMT -5
So I missed last week because of Batman, I'm not gonna miss anything this week.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 1, 2015 18:50:07 GMT -5
Oh yeah?! Well...you're just...a...Steen-Age dirtbag! *everyone boos and throws tomatoes, but DSR passes out from exhaustion caused by coming up with puns, and Madlibs runs around with arms raised high in celebration*
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 1, 2015 18:50:05 GMT -5
You really Brian XL at this pun stuff. I can tell this has been a Quiet Storm brewing within you for quite some time. I gotta admit, I like your AJ Styles. So I'm giving you this time right now to Scoot Andrews before you're put into serious Allison Danger. You can go away and lead a Low Ki lifestyle somewhere else, maybe take a trip to Paul London. Or you'll be the victim of some serious Carnage Crew, as I remove your Donovan M-ORGANS! Not just me, but a whole Jerry Lynnch mob! I'll rip the Jody Fleisch from your bones. It'll be Amazing Red blood all over the place, and it'll look Simply Luscious! It'll be a Chris Divine moment for me, as I'm a Natural Born Sinner! You think you AR a Fox or something, don't you? Well, I'm your worst Frightmare and I'm going to leave you Delirious after this is all over. But this is all your fault for having a Brad Attitude when you could have been a Grizzly Redwood somewhere out in the Original Playa From the Himalayas. You're going to find yourself at the Crossbones of your life and it's not gonna be all El Hijo del Ice Cream and rainbows. In fact, you're not gonna get any Ice Cream, Jr. I'm a mean Disco Machine and I'm gonna Tommashow you what I mean when I run you over with my Ciampa. RODERICK STRONG.
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Post by DSR on Jul 1, 2015 18:53:05 GMT -5
You think you AR a Fox or something, don't you? Well, I'm your worst Frightmare and I'm going to leave you Delirious after this is all over. But this is all your fault for having a Brad Attitude when you could have been a Grizzly Redwood somewhere out in the Original Playa From the Himalayas. You're going to find yourself at the Crossbones of your life and it's not gonna be all El Hijo del Ice Cream and rainbows. In fact, you're not gonna get any Ice Cream, Jr. I'm a mean Disco Machine and I'm gonna Tommashow you what I mean when I run you over with my Ciampa. RODERICK STRONG. Thanks for your help, but I've already L'Austin Aries.
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Jul 1, 2015 18:54:09 GMT -5
Oh yeah?! Well...you're just...a...Steen-Age dirtbag! *everyone boos and throws tomatoes, but DSR passes out from exhaustion caused by coming up with puns, and Madlibs runs around with arms raised high in celebration* I just realized how El Torito sold that. f***ing magical.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 1, 2015 18:54:27 GMT -5
You think you AR a Fox or something, don't you? Well, I'm your worst Frightmare and I'm going to leave you Delirious after this is all over. But this is all your fault for having a Brad Attitude when you could have been a Grizzly Redwood somewhere out in the Original Playa From the Himalayas. You're going to find yourself at the Crossbones of your life and it's not gonna be all El Hijo del Ice Cream and rainbows. In fact, you're not gonna get any Ice Cream, Jr. I'm a mean Disco Machine and I'm gonna Tommashow you what I mean when I run you over with my Ciampa. RODERICK STRONG.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 1, 2015 18:56:31 GMT -5
Am I watching Destination America or SyFy because of mantis man?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 1, 2015 18:58:37 GMT -5
Am I watching Destination America or SyFy because of mantis man? Mantis Man is a shittier Jersey Devil
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jul 1, 2015 18:59:02 GMT -5
This guy got into Jeff Hardys stash and saw a mantis monster?
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 1, 2015 19:00:23 GMT -5
"I saw a grasshopper and it f***ed me up" Live on Destination America!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 1, 2015 19:00:26 GMT -5
Someone in TNA needs a Mantis Alien gimmick.
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