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Post by Porky's Butthole on Aug 4, 2015 14:24:56 GMT -5
There's definitely something off with that new Colonel Sanders. God only knows what's actually in that Finger Lickin' Good sauce. It's Bill Clinton in disguise. This is so f***ing clever and so f***ing good, I just have to give you some love for it. VERY well played.
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Post by andrew8798 on Aug 18, 2015 16:49:29 GMT -5
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Post by Perd on Aug 18, 2015 16:53:15 GMT -5
Look at this way, Jared. The guys in prison will give you a foot long for free.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Aug 18, 2015 16:57:53 GMT -5
At least they're taking him in before he has the chance to act on his sick fetishes. Wish there was a substantial treatment system in place to keep pedophiles in check.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 18, 2015 17:03:29 GMT -5
Sheesh. Was this some kind of kiddie porn ring with he and that other dude?
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Aug 18, 2015 17:10:42 GMT -5
I can believe he's a paedo.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 18, 2015 17:22:00 GMT -5
The South Park episode about him is now 46% more funny
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 18, 2015 17:28:13 GMT -5
I wonder how this will affect his Subway spokesman gig, if at all?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 18, 2015 17:29:05 GMT -5
I wonder how this will affect his Subway spokesman gig, if at all? Norm MacDonald is playing Jared now too.
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Post by andrew8798 on Aug 18, 2015 17:29:27 GMT -5
They pretty much washed their hands with him
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 18, 2015 17:31:24 GMT -5
They pretty much washed their hands with him Unlike most Subway employees.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 18, 2015 17:32:38 GMT -5
They pretty much washed their hands with him Unlike most Subway employees. Post of the Day!
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Aug 18, 2015 17:34:25 GMT -5
They pretty much washed their hands with him I wouldn't want to wash my hands with Jared.
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Post by Error on Aug 18, 2015 18:09:33 GMT -5
Subway's statement on Facebook was the perfect mix of pissed off and embarrassed.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 18, 2015 18:20:31 GMT -5
Jared will have to get fat on prison slop now.
Poor Jared.
Serves him right. I always had a bad feeling about him. He always gave off that douchebro vibe.
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 18, 2015 18:24:03 GMT -5
I keep on having to remind myself that the age of consent is different over the pond.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Aug 18, 2015 18:26:03 GMT -5
Okay, this Facebook comment was too hilarious not to share:
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 18, 2015 20:19:09 GMT -5
Okay, this Facebook comment was too hilarious not to share:
Yup, Jared's age of consent is younger than the age of the meat Subway uses.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 18, 2015 20:53:03 GMT -5
Poor Jared
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 18, 2015 21:32:41 GMT -5
He made his bed, and now he has to lie down in it.
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