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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 20, 2015 7:31:43 GMT -5
While the situation is not funny, a friend posted this on facebook and I thought I'd share it...
Jared ended his career the way it Began. Trying to get into smaller pants....
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Post by mizerable on Aug 20, 2015 8:43:28 GMT -5
I went to Subway yesterday. There was an awkward feeling in the air and I was the only customer.
They said it was "free cookie day" but I'd like to think it was "we're sorry our mascot is a monster day".
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 20, 2015 8:51:06 GMT -5
I went to Subway yesterday. There was an awkward feeling in the air and I was the only customer. They said it was "free cookie day" but I'd like to think it was "we're sorry our mascot is a monster day". 'Cookie' is probably code for something nasty |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 20, 2015 8:51:50 GMT -5
What if Jared was framed?
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 20, 2015 9:36:38 GMT -5
What if Jared was framed? Would someone who's been framed plead guilty? |
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 20, 2015 9:37:05 GMT -5
Don't worry, subway, I've found you a new spokesman. I hear Jimmy Savile isn't doing much these days.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Aug 20, 2015 9:42:32 GMT -5
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Aug 20, 2015 9:49:14 GMT -5
They've got half a good idea there. Trying to treat potential offenders before they commit is a good idea. But when they've already committed the crime, and the therapists and programs help cover it up by not reporting it? Bad. |
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Post by darbus alan on Aug 20, 2015 10:54:13 GMT -5
I agree with that. After they've acted on their urges, it's all about doing right by their victims. But then we still have a hard time with doing that with adult victims of sexual assault, much less minors.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 20, 2015 11:49:51 GMT -5
Subway has a pedo. Burger King has a creepy king that sneaks up on people and gives them food. KFC has now two people claiming to be their long dead founder. McDonalds has sex offender Hamburglar. Jimmy Johns has Brock Lesnar. What in the hell is going on in fast food advertising? If anything Jimmy Johns has the best spokesperson. Why haven't they made an ad wirh Brock and Paul yet? |
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Aug 20, 2015 11:51:16 GMT -5
Subway has a pedo. Burger King has a creepy king that sneaks up on people and gives them food. KFC has now two people claiming to be their long dead founder. McDonalds has sex offender Hamburglar. Jimmy Johns has Brock Lesnar. What in the hell is going on in fast food advertising? If anything Jimmy Johns has the best spokesperson. Why haven't they made an ad wirh Brock and Paul yet? Similar to that video of the burger king guy doing a drive by on Ronald McDonald, they should have a clip of Jared creeping on a playground, only for Lesnar to F5 him. Perfect Jimmy John's ad right there. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 20, 2015 11:58:46 GMT -5
AS the father of a six-year-old girl, it is against board rules for me to say what I want to do to this guy I agree....I have a five-year old daughter at home, and if I was to verbalize the things I would do to Fogle, I'd get banned from here. He's a sick son of a bitch and I hope he rots in hell. |
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Aug 20, 2015 12:18:08 GMT -5
This stuff used to disgust me, but six years around people that have done far worse to far younger than Jared, and I'm hopelessly jaded.
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Post by 67 more on Aug 20, 2015 12:34:30 GMT -5
This stuff used to disgust me, but six years around people that have done far worse to far younger than Jared, and I'm hopelessly jaded. When reading what the Lostprophets singer did, that took the cake for me. Being jaded sucks. |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Aug 20, 2015 12:43:21 GMT -5
Subway has a pedo. Burger King has a creepy king that sneaks up on people and gives them food. KFC has now two people claiming to be their long dead founder. McDonalds has sex offender Hamburglar. Jimmy Johns has Brock Lesnar. What in the hell is going on in fast food advertising? If anything Jimmy Johns has the best spokesperson. Why haven't they made an ad wirh Brock and Paul yet? "The sandwiches that feed the one in what is now twenty-two and one!" |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2015 12:51:17 GMT -5
This takes on a whole new meaning:  I could totally see a new episode centered around Jared returning. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2015 12:56:54 GMT -5
Jared got really fat again, BTW "He must really love the new Turkey & Bacon Avocado which can be bought at a subway near you"  Jimmy Savile-New Subway Spokesperson. |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Aug 20, 2015 13:25:00 GMT -5
I went to Subway yesterday. There was an awkward feeling in the air and I was the only customer. They said it was "free cookie day" but I'd like to think it was "we're sorry our mascot is a monster day". I'm not sure if "free cookie day" is the best promotion considering the nature of Jared's crimes. |
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 20, 2015 13:29:59 GMT -5
Isn't Jimmy Savile dead?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 20, 2015 13:31:16 GMT -5
Man, if fame can hide monsters like Jimmy Saville, Bill Cosby, and Jared... it makes you wonder about other celebrities.
Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Pete Townsend have been caught with this awful stuff. Bryan Singer has been accused of things. Corey Feldman has even charged there is a conspiracy of pedophiles in Hollywood.
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