Johnny Flamingo
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Jul 7, 2015 12:40:55 GMT -5
What did he do exactly? I mean he's only a commercial spokesman, it's not impossible for him to be a jerk in real life, but what makes him one?
I didn't inquire the specifics, because I didn't care, but she said he was acting like girls there should be fawning over him due to him being famous. So, just sounds like the overinflated ego syndrome. I had a friend who worked an appearance he did in Louisiana and he pretty much said the same thing. Said Jared basically acted like a MUCH bigger start than he actually was and was generally a prick to everyone. Pretty much acted like he should be treated like a Tom Cruise level celebrity when he is nowhere near that level.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2015 12:42:51 GMT -5
I'm sure they'll nail that sammich. This is turning out to be quite the pickle. But it could all be bologna. If he's guilty he'll join quite a club. McDLT He's in trouble with the slaw.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jul 7, 2015 12:45:11 GMT -5
LOL I'll pretend you said footlong.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 13:04:58 GMT -5
First they get a spokesman who tries to stab a guy with a skate and fights TV legend Bob Barker, and the next guy does this? Way to go Subway.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 7, 2015 13:25:35 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 7, 2015 13:38:39 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. There is a much lower chance of kiddie touching or hooker punching that way.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 13:55:26 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. Elmo says hello.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jul 7, 2015 13:57:59 GMT -5
Even if he's cleared, the damage is done and Subway will probably can him. Hope he saved his money. I think that's my biggest issue with this whole thing. If he is guilty, then he deserves to have the book thrown at him. But if he's innocent, then he just trended on Twitter in connection with one of the worst crimes in the world, and he's going to be plagued with Chester the Molester jokes for the rest of his life in spite of that innocence. Either way you slice it, his career is pretty much over.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 13:58:48 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. These are the Subway mascots of Canada: You take that back!
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2015 14:01:32 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. That has unique problems of its own. Read the fate of Erin Esurance.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jul 7, 2015 14:13:37 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. I don't know, I hear the Pillsbury Doughboy is into some f***ed up shit.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jul 7, 2015 14:17:57 GMT -5
I guess this brings a whole new outlook to Subway's slogan "Eat Fresh".
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 7, 2015 16:09:55 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. That has unique problems of its own. Read the fate of Erin Esurance. Well see the mistake there was they made Erin Esurance attractive......wait......never mind, just remembered Sonic the Hedgehog porn exists.......yeah they're f***ed......both literally and figuratively.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jul 7, 2015 16:30:21 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. Elmo says hello. Still on the show with new voice, still the star of the show for this generation. BUT...other characters are getting a bit more attention now (like with Cookie Monster's movie parodies).
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jul 7, 2015 16:34:10 GMT -5
That has unique problems of its own. Read the fate of Erin Esurance. Well see the mistake there was they made Erin Esurance attractive......wait......never mind, just remembered Sonic the Hedgehog porn exists.......yeah they're f***ed......both literally and figuratively. Companies really ought to stop worrying about that. Esurance didn't get f***ed, the company chickened out. I don't like Sonic porn or the like either, but that sort of thing is inevitable.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 7, 2015 16:57:55 GMT -5
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 7, 2015 17:07:01 GMT -5
Even if he's cleared, the damage is done and Subway will probably can him. Hope he saved his money. I think that's my biggest issue with this whole thing. If he is guilty, then he deserves to have the book thrown at him. But if he's innocent, then he just trended on Twitter in connection with one of the worst crimes in the world, and he's going to be plagued with Chester the Molester jokes for the rest of his life in spite of that innocence. Either way you slice it, his career is pretty much over. Although realistically, considering that his career was more or less "not being fat"....how much more fuel did that have in the tank anyways?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 7, 2015 17:19:37 GMT -5
I'm gonna wait because he may not be guilty of anything and this is just because of the pedo who was working for him.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 17:24:13 GMT -5
Alas, our greatest heros continue to fall
get it cuz hero is a word for sandwich
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 17:41:42 GMT -5
This is going to be a big blow to the Sharknado franchise.
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