Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 1, 2015 11:35:48 GMT -5
Damn it Jared, that is not what Subway meant by Eat Fresh! I bet Subway's Twitter has been inundated with so many Eat Fresh puns that Subway is already working on new slogans. Subway....Six Inches of Satisfaction
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 1, 2015 11:36:22 GMT -5
America - crime UK - legal, just creepy Hey, I've had sex with 16-year-olds. I was 17 at the time though. Shit, I've been the 16 year old in question. America is baffling to me sometimes.
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 1, 2015 11:40:47 GMT -5
Hey, I've had sex with 16-year-olds. I was 17 at the time though. Shit, I've been the 16 year old in question. America is baffling to me sometimes. In your country, the coffee is expected to be hot. In my country, we put warning labels on the cups.
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Post by darbus alan on Aug 1, 2015 11:46:12 GMT -5
So two consenting people (via the local age of consent) had sex? Cool story, bro. Well, one person solicited the other for sex for $100. I'm also not entirely sure how age of consent laws apply with 16 year olds and 30+ year olds. There might be a giant "BUT" there. Also, he tried to solicit a Subway franchisee for sex and when said franchisee complained, Subway ignored her. Guy's a major scumbag either way.
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Post by 67 more on Aug 1, 2015 11:47:14 GMT -5
Hey, I've had sex with 16-year-olds. I was 17 at the time though. Shit, I've been the 16 year old in question. America is baffling to me sometimes. At the same time, we'd find 14-year-olds creepy and that's perfectly legal in some European countries. I find it weird that America finds 16 so creepy when it seems to be the AOC in as many states as 18 is the AOC.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 11:48:49 GMT -5
"Walk a mile in my pants" I didn't know there was so much sexual inuendo in those ads.
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Post by 67 more on Aug 1, 2015 11:52:41 GMT -5
So two consenting people (via the local age of consent) had sex? Cool story, bro. Well, one person solicited the other for sex for $100. I'm also not entirely sure how age of consent laws apply with 16 year olds and 30+ year olds. There might be a giant "BUT" there. Also, he tried to solicit a Subway franchisee for sex and when said franchisee complained, Subway ignored her. Guy's a major scumbag either way. On a personal level, I'm for the legalization of consensual prostitution so it can be made safe, so I'm not too bothered on that point. If the AOC is 16, then it's 16. If however the AOC is 18 and Jared is either above the close-in-age exception or there is no close-in-age exception, then there may be a point. I know there's a lot of suspicion on Jared right now for child porn claims, but legal acts should not be used as evidence against him.
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Post by kidglov3s on Aug 1, 2015 11:55:00 GMT -5
Thread's giving me T4 flashbacks
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 1, 2015 11:56:56 GMT -5
Eh, legal or no; that dude's a year older than I am. (I'm 36). That's a little weird.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 1, 2015 11:58:41 GMT -5
"If there's grass on the field, play ball" -Jared from Subway*
*may or may not have said this
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 1, 2015 12:00:34 GMT -5
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Aug 1, 2015 12:04:35 GMT -5
He does look like a wrong'un, is that a strong enough basis to convict him on? Let's hope so.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 1, 2015 12:07:51 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. So we're going to pretend that dead hooker wasn't found in Tony the Tiger's trailer?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 1, 2015 12:49:16 GMT -5
"If there's grass on the field, play ball"-Jared from Subway* *may or may not have said this More like "If there's lettuce on the sub, eat it" Edit: (I read the article) "If there's lettuce on the sub, eat it. Also let me watch another man eat a sub for $500."
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 1, 2015 12:54:58 GMT -5
Spokespeople should always be fictional animated characters or puppets. So we're going to pretend that dead hooker wasn't found in Tony the Tiger's trailer? Or when the Trix Rabbit got high on cocaine and got into that hit-and-run.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Aug 1, 2015 13:08:27 GMT -5
So we're going to pretend that dead hooker wasn't found in Tony the Tiger's trailer? Or when the Trix Rabbit got high on cocaine and got into that hit-and-run. Who can forget Lucky the Leprechaun and the time he showed some kids his "Lucky Charms"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 13:15:47 GMT -5
Hey, I've had sex with 16-year-olds. I was 17 at the time though. Shit, I've been the 16 year old in question. America is baffling to me sometimes. In my state, it's not illegal. Still gross, though. Especially the whole sex trafficking aspect. Well, that part is illegal.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 13:25:54 GMT -5
It said he wanted to advertise herself on Craigslist so she can have sex with different men while he watches. Can you just imagine you're one of the dude who answers the ad and your surprise that Jared from Subway is watching you boinking it. Like imagine how awkward it must be every time you bring up you met Jared from Subway and the other persons asks how
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 13:52:02 GMT -5
No sympy for pedophiles. Hope he gets what's coming to him in jail.
Didn't you guys read the part where he said "Middle school girls are hot."?
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Post by Lancers on Aug 1, 2015 14:00:31 GMT -5
It said he wanted to advertise herself on Craigslist so she can have sex with different men while he watches. Can you just imagine you're one of the dude who answers the ad and your surprise that Jared from Subway is watching you boinking it. Like imagine how awkward it must be every time you bring up you met Jared from Subway and the other persons asks how
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