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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jul 7, 2015 10:29:06 GMT -5
An ex of mine saw him at a few bars in Broad Ripple years back and she had the same assessment of him as you.
What did he do exactly? I mean he's only a commercial spokesman, it's not impossible for him to be a jerk in real life, but what makes him one?
I didn't inquire the specifics, because I didn't care, but she said he was acting like girls there should be fawning over him due to him being famous. So, just sounds like the overinflated ego syndrome.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 7, 2015 10:29:13 GMT -5
You could say he certainly is no hero. This very likely will submarine anymore commercials. His attorney better be a great grinder when it comes to dragging out the legal process. But above all else, if this is really true...I hoagie gets prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. So are you saying you have no sympathy for this Po'Boy? I'm sure they'll nail that sammich.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 7, 2015 10:36:47 GMT -5
So are you saying you have no sympathy for this Po'Boy? I'm sure they'll nail that sammich. This is turning out to be quite the pickle. But it could all be bologna. If he's guilty he'll join quite a club. McDLT
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Post by crash1984 on Jul 7, 2015 10:39:37 GMT -5
Is it wrong that as soon as I heard about this I thought "The FBI went to Jared"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 10:53:15 GMT -5
Not been a good week for the sandwich and pudding industries...
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Post by Lancers on Jul 7, 2015 10:54:47 GMT -5
There is a story that he used to run a porn video rental business from his dormitory back in his college days. Of course, so did Dave Thomas from Wendy's, but his was strictly just ones involving red-heads.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 7, 2015 11:05:31 GMT -5
A couple of months ago, Russell Taylor who served as executive director of The Jared Foundation was arrested for possession and production of child pornography. He had unsuccessfully attempted suicide in custody.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 7, 2015 11:20:22 GMT -5
So when CM Punk commanded the SES to bring him Jared from Subway, you think he knew something? Maybe Punk was secretly a fed the entire time trying to bring Jared to justice!
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2015 11:26:12 GMT -5
I'll admit-I went to Subway for lunch just so I could see the look on their faces when I told them.
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Post by domrep on Jul 7, 2015 11:28:48 GMT -5
Even if he's cleared, the damage is done and Subway will probably can him. Hope he saved his money.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 7, 2015 11:36:30 GMT -5
"You're gonna give children AIDS?!" So when CM Punk commanded the SES to bring him Jared from Subway, you think he knew something? Maybe Punk was secretly a fed the entire time trying to bring Jared to justice! CM Punk: Anaconda Vise Vice!
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 7, 2015 11:41:08 GMT -5
Well looks like stock in Jimmy Johns just went up and those freaky rat things in the Quiznos commercial were right.
"EAT QUIZNOS SUBS! CAUSE THEY ARE GOOD TO US!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 7, 2015 11:41:31 GMT -5
I wonder what The Jared Foundation did.
Allow underprivileged youths access to crappy bread and processed meat?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jul 7, 2015 11:57:45 GMT -5
You're up Clay Henry. (Jeez how do I still remember that damn commercial)
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 7, 2015 12:07:39 GMT -5
Introducing the new Subway Happy Meal You get a glass of wine, a 6 inch, and a toy Or you can upgrade to the Cosby special which is a glass of wine, an 8 inch, and a bag of quaaludes.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jul 7, 2015 12:19:07 GMT -5
Reading while eating Subway. All of a sudden i just lost my appetite.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 7, 2015 12:25:24 GMT -5
I'm going to wait for more information before assigning too much judgment on Jared, but only because I can see a scenario where it was something his former associate was responsible for and Jared was clueless. We simply don't know much yet. People online tend to turn things into jokes and memes immediately and this could be something that could tarnish Jared forever even if he's truly innocent on this. Of course he might not be so innocent. That's why I'm waiting for more information.
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Post by Ganon83 on Jul 7, 2015 12:30:29 GMT -5
Now I really want to see the battle of subs: Jared versus Jimmy John's spokesman (And no, I'm not talking about Kevin Harvick)
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 7, 2015 12:32:55 GMT -5
I wonder what The Jared Foundation did. Allow underprivileged youths access to crappy bread and processed meat? Fixed
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 7, 2015 12:35:56 GMT -5
Whenever I think of Subway, I think of this old SCTV skit
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