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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jul 8, 2015 17:46:03 GMT -5
Titus O'Neil should be the new Sub spokesman. If only there was a guy with a hunger related catchphrase. "If you're gonna make it a meal, then make it a Subway Meal! HOR-AH HOR-AH HOR-AH!"
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 8, 2015 17:55:53 GMT -5
If only there was a guy with a hunger related catchphrase. Tommy Dreamer would be great as a Subways Spokesman Will work for free subs a discount on subs.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 8, 2015 17:59:47 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer would be great as a Subways Spokesman Will work for free subs a discount on subs. "I'm hardcore, I'll take a footlong!".....wait, didn't think that through......
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 8, 2015 18:03:40 GMT -5
If only there was a guy with a hunger related catchphrase. "If you're gonna make it a meal, then make it a Subway Meal! HOR-AH HOR-AH HOR-AH!" "Let me tell you man, HA HA! I ate a sub once. It was tasty and tender. But then I got indigestion because of the avacadoes.And people need to learn that avacadoes are the SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! Follow the buzzards. He's got the whole sub in his hands..."
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jul 8, 2015 18:09:55 GMT -5
"If you're gonna make it a meal, then make it a Subway Meal! HOR-AH HOR-AH HOR-AH!" "Let me tell you man, HA HA! I ate a sub once. It was tasty and tender. But then I got indigestion because of the avacadoes.And people need to learn that avacadoes are the SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! Follow the buzzards. He's got the whole sub in his hands..." "Those other sub places have been LYIN' to you, man! They claim to have the freshest ingredients, but no, no! You see, man, you haven't experienced the freshest ingredients until you find me...and find me, you will, man. You will find me eating those delicious Subways subs! Follow...the freshness! *DEH*"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 8, 2015 18:57:32 GMT -5
I don't know if he did this, but they need to arrest him for those crummy pizzas they serve at Subway.
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Post by Main Eventer on Jul 8, 2015 21:21:47 GMT -5
If only there was a guy with a hunger related catchphrase. Tommy Dreamer would be great as a Subways Spokesman "Uh Boss." "What is it?" "Its about the new spokesman you hired." "What now?" "He is crying in the guacamole again."
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Post by fortknox on Aug 1, 2015 10:10:41 GMT -5
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 1, 2015 10:18:09 GMT -5
OP and title updated given the recent revelations
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 1, 2015 10:30:02 GMT -5
That's just crazy. I know the age of consent is 16 in that state but come on. It still makes you look bad nationwide because your ugly mug is in every goddamn commercial!
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 1, 2015 10:33:17 GMT -5
Damn it Jared, that is not what Subway meant by Eat Fresh!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 1, 2015 10:36:45 GMT -5
Excuse me, I have to go throw up now
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Post by Display Name on Aug 1, 2015 10:52:45 GMT -5
Dude, where do people get the balls to do shit like this?
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Post by Lancers on Aug 1, 2015 10:53:47 GMT -5
A man who owned enough pornography that he started up his own porno rental operation out of his dorm room turned out to be a creep. I mean....who could've seen that coming?
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Aug 1, 2015 11:01:19 GMT -5
Dude, where do people get the balls to do shit like this? from delicious Subway sandwiches!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 1, 2015 11:09:08 GMT -5
Oh Jared... Offering free guacamole is nothing?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 11:21:50 GMT -5
I can believe he's a paedo. Technically, he's not. I can't remember the term but paedo refers to children, not sexually-mature teenagers. And, no, I am in no way saying it's OK because a 16 year old isn't emotionally mature enough for it
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Post by 67 more on Aug 1, 2015 11:30:45 GMT -5
So two consenting people (via the local age of consent) had sex? Cool story, bro.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 1, 2015 11:33:40 GMT -5
America - crime UK - legal, just creepy Multiple places in Europe - She's a bit old for you brah
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Post by 67 more on Aug 1, 2015 11:34:48 GMT -5
America - crime UK - legal, just creepy Hey, I've had sex with 16-year-olds. I was 17 at the time though.
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