Why Isn't Vince Russo Hosting "Swerved"?

[Deleted]

Seriously, I would watch the crap out of it if he hosted it. 

We all need more bro in our lives.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I watch the crap out of Swerved without Russo.

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Jul 17, 2015 23:50:21 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

I watch the crap out of Swerved without Russo.

"You've been swerved, bro!" would make millions!

[Jeff Mangum PI]

You would expect Vince Russo to host a show called "Swerved", so that's why he isn't hosting it. It's the greatest swerve of all.

[Psy]

If he hosted the show it would turn into a cooking show 5 seconds after the opening intro. Then, halfway through, you realize the house they're cooking in is actually in modern times and not in ye olde days. Then, at the end, they reveal he was dead all along with a "cliche on a pole, bro" match.

[Tony Schiavontay]

Here's the thing, if you're putting on a show called Swerved where people get Swerved and you don't bring in the Sultan of Swerve himself, bro I don't know what to tell you. Because, and this is from the bottom of my heart and I swear on my children's graves, if that's the show you're gonna put on, you may as well call it the Hulk Hogan Memorial TV Show because, without Russo, that show don't mean shit!

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{Spoiler}
SWERVE! His not hosting is itself a huge swerve! What, you thought a show called Swerved was gonna be hosted by the guy you expected?! Bro, that's predictable and that don't get ratings bro.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I'm glad he doesn't. I would have to take at least one more shower every week if he did.

[Chestnutrice]

Because that's the biggest swerve of them all.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Swerved shouldn't be called Swerved. It should be called Ribbed.

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Jul 18, 2015 1:04:21 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

You would expect Vince Russo to host a show called "Swerved", so that's why he isn't hosting it. It's the greatest swerve of all.

No the greatest swerve if it's just Vince Russo reading "The Great Gatsby" to us and that's it. It's not a swerve you're expecting because it's not a swerve but really it's a swerve bro.

[hunterbusax]

Because that would imply Russo gets paid an is given a platform to spread his backhanded ignorance screw that.

[Crappler El 0 M]

That's the swerve.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Jul 18, 2015 13:18:05 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Swerved shouldn't be called Swerved. It should be called Ribbed.

That's the swerve, bro!

Also the answer is because Vince Russo is terrible.

[Macho Pichu]

It would mean WWE would have to give Russo a job.

[Deleted]

Only if he torments Cornette when he goes to Dairy Queen.

[Urfarkendarf]

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Jul 18, 2015 1:04:21 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

You would expect Vince Russo to host a show called "Swerved", so that's why he isn't hosting it. It's the greatest swerve of all.

This is a man who truly understands the art of the swerve. Bro.

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

Jul 18, 2015 1:04:21 GMT -5 Jeff Mangum PI said:

You would expect Vince Russo to host a show called "Swerved", so that's why he isn't hosting it. It's the greatest swerve of all.

I remember that after Wrestlemania XXX, a friend and I were watching the WWE NETORK when they were doing a countdown with the 10 more stupid gimmicks/ideas on wrestling history. On the reel that they show when they announce the next number, you can clearly see the classic Vince Russo picture with his knicks jacket. My friend and I thought that Russo will be announced in the top 10 so we watched till the end but SWERVE they never mention him in the whole show

[evilone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You just got swerved bro!!!