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Post by mrtuesday on Jul 23, 2015 11:23:02 GMT -5
I ask the same thing I asked when Slam City first came out,
Wht aren't the wrestlers aren't voicing themselves? Why hire scrubs when the real deals are right there?
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 23, 2015 11:29:00 GMT -5
Nikki Bella has the best body of all the women campers...the 8 year old campers? Jerry Lawler just reupped his WWE Network subscription after reading this.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jul 23, 2015 11:32:42 GMT -5
I love how it throws "Loving father" into Vince's character bio. Every single thing in there talks about him being a jerk, and then says loving father.
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Post by keezy on Jul 23, 2015 11:34:01 GMT -5
I ask the same thing I asked when Slam City first came out, Wht aren't the wrestlers aren't voicing themselves? Why hire scrubs when the real deals are right there? The voices for Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling cartoon in the 80s weren't the actual actors either. That and maybe they want them to sound like little kids, and Undertaker, Big Show and Mark Henry trying to do little kid voices would be a little strange.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 23, 2015 11:35:27 GMT -5
By the way, this is the alleged "best body at camp" in question on the far left... (Seems like the long turnaround in animating shows makes for a lot of old gimmicks making it in. We got the Funkadactyls still together as seen here, Intellectual Saviour Damien Sandow, masked Demon Kane... Not to mention the early plans for CM Punk to be in this thing) Wow, those are some ugly-ass designs.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 23, 2015 11:36:01 GMT -5
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 23, 2015 11:35:59 GMT -5
I ask the same thing I asked when Slam City first came out, Wht aren't the wrestlers aren't voicing themselves? Why hire scrubs when the real deals are right there? The voices for Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling cartoon in the 80s weren't the actual actors either. That and maybe they want them to sound like little kids, and Undertaker, Big Show and Mark Henry trying to do little kid voices would be a little strange. They could make them sound like Alvin & The Chipmunks from the old 80s cartoon version By the way, this is the alleged "best body at camp" in question on the far left... (Seems like the long turnaround in animating shows makes for a lot of old gimmicks making it in. We got the Funkadactyls still together as seen here, Intellectual Saviour Damien Sandow, masked Demon Kane... Not to mention the early plans for CM Punk to be in this thing) Wow, those are some ugly-ass designs. I guess Vince just found out about Bratz dolls after his granddaughter asked for them for her birthday
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 23, 2015 11:51:34 GMT -5
Nothing about this sounds good, but I hope it sucks spectacularly and is still "worth" watching.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Jul 23, 2015 12:22:08 GMT -5
They better bring back Midcard Mafia!
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Post by Lancers on Jul 23, 2015 12:39:55 GMT -5
Animator: "Mr. McMahon, we like to show you the character designs for the new 'Camp WWE' animated series."
Vince: "Alright. Let's make it quick. The snow cone guy comes in at 3 and he promised he'll have blue this time."
Animator: "Okay, so here is John Cena."
Vince: "HAHAHA....mischevious!"
Animator: "...and the Big Show."
Vince: "Awwwwwww....he's sooo tiny!"
Animator: "...and the Bella twins."
Vince: "What the f***!"
Animator: "Excuse me?"
Vince: "I can't tell them apart!"
Animator: "They're twins."
Vince: "Yeah, but one's got bigger tits and ass than the other."
Animator: "Uhhhh sir. They're supposed to be eight year old girls."
Vince: "They're indistinguishable! I need the Nikki character to have fully developed breasts and a little more hump on the backside. Here let me show you."
*Vince draws a crude illustration of Nikki Bella, it's basically a stick figure with tits and a circle at the point where the lines of the legs and torso connected, indicating the size of the butt*
Animator: "Sir, with all due respect, I'm very uncomfortable with this whole idea. Perhaps you should get somebody else to create this show."
Vince: "Maybe I will nerd. Maybe I will."
*nine months later*
Vince's Secretary: "Mr. McMahon. Are you okay? You haven't left your office in months. Your family is concerned about you."
*Vince opens up office door looking like a caveman. Full beard, dark circles under his eyes, pale skin that hasn't seen sunlight in ages. Lights off and shades down in his office. Room filled with thousands upon thousands of sheets of paper featuring nothing but drawings of Nikki Bella stick figures*
Vince: "Uhhhhh...I'm okay. But I do need more pencils and paper. And a mason jar. For the urine. By the way, is the snow cone guy come in yet?"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 23, 2015 14:15:56 GMT -5
Sounds like someone I'd trust with children.
Most Likely To Take A Gun To Camp
That explains why he misunderstood "iron clad"
It's sexual baby....and I wanna give it all to you......8 year old girls.
At age 13?
I hope the girls dorm has a lock on it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 14:43:07 GMT -5
This looks like a pile of donkey shit on top of a pile of dog shit.
I know not everything can be Steven Universe or Gumball... But this is some Mr. Pickles level of terrible.
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Post by tms on Jul 23, 2015 16:35:56 GMT -5
Hunter's gimmick as a camp counselor should be that there are numerous other counselors who are better at what they do and are more popular among the campers, yet somehow continue to get their performances sabotaged due to his own insecurities and selfishness.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 23, 2015 16:51:12 GMT -5
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jul 23, 2015 16:54:44 GMT -5
I had to read this twice because I wasn't entirely sure if the first time was the deranged product of a fever dream.
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Post by Krazee on Jul 23, 2015 16:59:12 GMT -5
dang i wonder how long untill it actually starts to air on the network?
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Post by Tiiulicious on Jul 23, 2015 17:00:17 GMT -5
Why do you keep doing this to me WWE Network? I've been a good, loyal subscriber, I didn't even desert you after the shit that was Royal Rumble and I get rewarded with this? Is this really what you consider good original content?
Whoever came up with this and got it made, needs to hang their head in shame.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 17:03:15 GMT -5
Nikki Bella has the best body of all the women campers...the 8 year old campers? Well obviously Jerry Lawler is the Showrunner. This works so well with your avatar.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 23, 2015 17:10:57 GMT -5
"Draw from Guardians of the Galaxy with a touch of Satan thrown in"
I am already in love with this. Just wish mischievous Punk wasn't cut.
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Post by cuppacoffee - slight return on Jul 23, 2015 17:52:09 GMT -5
I'm glad they helpfully told us that Mark Henry and Truth are black on the show. Was anyone expecting Scottish Mark Henry and Mexican R Truth? The implication being African American means more than complexion, it's flat-out listed as a character trait. John Cena, however, does not have white or Caucasian as a character-trait. Imagine you're telling someone about your friends. "Oh and there's Joe, he likes football and rock n' roll, and then there's Sam, he's black." At second cursory glance, it's even more grim. The two characters who need their (non-white) ethnicity stated are respectively a guy who's always eating and bragging about imagined sexual conquests and a guy who's flat-out stupid and untrustworthy. Nice job.
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