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Post by bmfjules on Aug 17, 2015 13:26:03 GMT -5
Norm McDonald as the Col. will still be insulting the real guy/company, only now it will actually be funny.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Aug 17, 2015 14:10:40 GMT -5
I have it under good authority that former NBC executive Don Ohlmeyer is in the process of writing a strongly-worded letter to KFC demanding that they fire Norm.
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Post by JTH on Aug 17, 2015 15:04:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I saw this last night with Norm Macdonald as the Colonel... Now I want Colonel Norm and Colonel Darrell to have a commercial where they fight  Just now bring in Will Farrell as Alex Trebek and we can have KFC Jeopardy. Colonel Darrell: "I love things Finger Licking Good...ask your mother Trebek!" (LAUGHS) |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 17, 2015 15:11:23 GMT -5
Who asked for the colonel back, anyway? They could have let this dude stay retired. Retired? |
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 17, 2015 16:12:32 GMT -5
I have it under good authority that former NBC executive Don Ohlmeyer is in the process of writing a strongly-worded letter to KFC demanding that they fire Norm. He'll be protected by international markets: The Japanese love Colonel Sanders! |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 17, 2015 16:15:17 GMT -5
I hope Kenan Thompson is the next SNL alum Col. Sanders.
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Aug 17, 2015 18:20:54 GMT -5
still waiting for the commercial where he calls Wendy a whore
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 17, 2015 18:58:30 GMT -5
I want an ad where Colonel Sanders tells the moth joke
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 19:00:37 GMT -5
I like the idea of the Colonel, but I don't like how they made him a parody of himself.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Aug 17, 2015 19:02:42 GMT -5
still waiting for the commercial where he calls Wendy a whore You know what's in Wendy's chili? Dead hookers, that's what. |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 17, 2015 19:40:31 GMT -5
*Grimace throws Col. Sanders into a dumpster. Sanders stands up and speaks into a small recorder*
Sanders: "Note to Self: Learn to fight!"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 17, 2015 19:46:32 GMT -5
*Grimace throws Col. Sanders into a dumpster. Sanders stands up and speaks into a small recorder* Sanders: "Note to Self: Learn to fight!"Bold new KFC Ad. Sanders:"Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?" |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 17, 2015 19:52:29 GMT -5
In the next commercial, KFC introduces new brownies! Warning: Brownies may cause hallucinations.
*Cut to Col. Sanders hallucinating*
Satan: "WE EAT THE ORIGINAL RECIPE AND THEN TOGETHER WE BURN! BUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!"
Gary Coleman: "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Satan? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 17, 2015 20:02:48 GMT -5
I will forever ditch Popeyes if he refers to himself as Col. Turd Ferguson...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 20:26:04 GMT -5
I want this trend to continue with Col. Sanders being portrayed by Colin Quinn, Jim Breuer, Jon Lovitz, and eventually, Tim Meadows. and Bill Murray. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 20:29:47 GMT -5
I want this trend to continue with Col. Sanders being portrayed by Colin Quinn, Jim Breuer, Jon Lovitz, and eventually, Tim Meadows. and Bill Murray. I think Murray is waiting for the big one... Grimace. |
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Aug 17, 2015 23:19:34 GMT -5
My sources tell me that if Norm doesn't work out in the role, KFC already has another replacement in mind. Who? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.  I just woke everyone within a five mile radius by pumping my fist in the air and screaming "Yes! Absolute yes!" a blue million times. I am now done reading this thread. We have a winner. |
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Aug 18, 2015 0:16:47 GMT -5
My dog is going to be disappointed. Every time that singing commercial, the one about tatters and gravy and a big ole cookie, my dog, a sherpard mix, gets off the couch and just sits at the front of the TV and tries to "talk" to it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2015 8:54:24 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 18, 2015 9:53:13 GMT -5
I think an "I'm Colonel Sanders" campaign with people eating the chicken then sprouting the goatee would be pretty great.
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