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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 19, 2021 12:15:41 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, and see CM Waters, CEO of Watersfall Industries, shaking his head, staring at the camera behind his signature sunglasses.*
"It's amazing the kind of schadenfreude that one witnesses here in Fire Pro Championship Wrestling. We've seen the Golden Ticket bounce from wrestler to wrestler within the span of a few months. Meanwhile, I've been here since Day One of the Rebirth, and I have not had the recognition I deserve. So I'm just going to take it."
"Bret Hart, you may be the Excellence of Execution, but I am sick of seeing the past try to control the future. So I am challenging you for that Golden Ticket on the next episode of FPCW Live!! And when I win, I will cash it in at the next pay-per-view, and claim what is rightfully mine."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 21, 2021 21:26:15 GMT -5
"So, after defeating the alien and Freshly Squeezed, Pretty Proper is currently sitting with three points. You may be thinking that the Savage Gentleman would want to cash in for the FPCW Grand Championship, and I would cash in for the FPCW Women's Championship, but that will be for another time. For you see, we want some tag team gold. So, Pretty Proper is cashing in our three points, and challenging Best Friends for the FPCW Tag Team Championships. And at FPCW House Party, Pretty Proper will walk out the new FPCW Tag Team Champions."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 22, 2021 18:51:07 GMT -5
"Welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we are at the last stop before FPCW House Party!! Tonight, Round 3 of the 12 Large Tournament commences, as all the participants look to build momentum with only 2 rounds left in the tournament! Also tonight, the FPCW Silver Star Championship is on the line, as SM King defends against the Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal SABU!! And the World's Sweetest Man teams with the Goodest of Good Boys, as Jervis Cottonbelly and Yellow Dog face off against the Mothership Express! And in the Main Event, CM Waters looks to take the Golden Ticket from Bret "The Hitman" Hart!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 22, 2021 22:06:57 GMT -5
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to a FPCW Special Update with me, FPCW Commissioner Excalibur! At FPCW House Party, Round 4 of the 12 Large Tournament will take place. However, one of the matches will be a special attraction. The Dark Prince of Everfree, Lapis Umbral, will take on Japanese Deathmatch Legend, Atsushi Onita. But it will not be just a regular matchup between these two. It will be a Lighttube Landmine DEATHMATCH!! Lighttubes in the ring, Landmines outside the ring. There will be barbaric chaos in this match. Both men sit at 2-1 in their Block, and they are going to leave everything in that ring. So you don't want to miss out on FPCW House Party!" "Besides the fourth round of the 12 Large tournament, there will also be tag team action, as Jervis Cottonbelly & Yellow Dog team up against For the Love of Money. Yellow Dog has a history with both Valentine and Richards, so this will be a heated affair!" "Also, five titles will be on the line. Starlight Kid is cashing in her Golden Ticket and challenge Desert Sun for the FPCW Women's Championship! Blue Riott will defend the FPCW Young Lions Cup against the walking masterpiece Edith Surreal! The ELITE will defend the FPCW Trios Championship against Worker Ant, Green Ant, and Thief Ant of the Colony! The FPCW Tag Team Championships will be on the line, as Best Friends defend against Pretty Proper! And the Main Event, Adam Bomb will defend the FPCW Grand Championship against the holder of the Golden Ticket, CM Waters!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 25, 2021 11:34:58 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage in the private locker room of the Wild Force. Desert Sun is polishing the Women's Championship, making sure it is spotless. Mox and Eddie are talking strategies, while Darby is giving Sting grief about what went down on Dynamite. We hear a door open and slam shut, as Lapis and Finn walk in.*
"I mean, it's bad enough he's in my pod for the 12 Large Tournament, but now I have to face the Father of Deathmatch IN A DEATHMATCH?! What is the Commissioner thinking, Finn?"
"He's trying to bring more excitement to the pay-per-view, Lapis. He wants to give the fans their money's worth."
*Lapis lets out a frustrated sigh, walking past his lover as she sits in one of the cushioned chairs, walking towards Mox and Kingston.*
"Moxley, you've wrestled in numerous Deathmatches in your time. I need your experience. What must I do for to prepare for this match?"
*Mox chugs his beer, setting it down before looking at Lapis.*
"Wear some jeans for this match. Because when he throws you in the barbwire and landmines, it's gonna hurt a bit less with jeans than tights."
*Desert Sun turns towards the group.*
"You mean IF Onita-san throws Lapis in the landmines, Moxley?"
*Eddie chuckles and turns to Desert Sun.*
"There's an old say, Desert Sun. It's not a matter of IF it happens, but WHEN it happens."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 31, 2021 1:00:32 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW HOUSE PARTY!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have an amazing lineup for you! Titles on the line! The fourth round of the 12 Large Tournament! And a boy and his dog in action! So let's get to it!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Trios Championship: The ELITE (c) v. The Colony{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the ELITE continue to have a stranglehold on the Trios Championship, taking down the Colony!!" Second Bout: Jervis Cottonbelly & Yellow Dog v. For the Love of Money{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the World's Sweetest Man and the Goodest of the Good Boys take down For the Love of Money, and earn their 2nd point!!" Third Bout: 12 Large - Block B: Cody Rhodes v. Jaysin Strife{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Bulletproof Tiger basically ends any chance for Cody to have a shot at the Finals of the 12 Large tournament!!" Fourth Bout: 12 Large - Block A: WARHORSE v. "Hangman" Adam Page{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Hangman stays alive in the tournament, while WARHORSE continues to search for his first win in FPCW!" Fifth Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Blue Riott (c) v. Edith Surreal{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the champion retains, as Blue Riott takes down the Masterpiece, Edith Surreal, and keeps the gold!" Sixth Bout: 12 Large - Block A: Byron Lovecraft v. Jack Norrington{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The Ripper stays alive in his block, taking down the Master of the Deep, and earning another win!!" Seventh Bout: 12 Large - Block B: Trainwreck v. Sami Zayn{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Sami's struggles continue, while Trainwreck looks to be at the top of the standings for the final week of Round Robin action!!" Eighth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Desert Sun (c) v. Starlight Kid{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And despite an amazing effort by Starlight Kid, Desert Sun is able to overcome and take down the Golden Ticket Holder, retaining the Women's Championship!!" Ninth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Best Friends (c) v. Pretty Proper{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The Husband and Wife duo of Pretty Proper gave the Tag Champs a run for their money, but the Best Friends were able to retain after an Awful Waffle!" Tenth Bout: 12 Large - Block A: De'Lorian Diggs v. Claymore{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And with a Knockout from the Flux Capacitor, De'Lorian Diggs pretty much seals his spot in the finals, after taking down the vicious Claymore!!" Eleventh Bout: 12 Large - Block B: Lighttube Landmine Deathmatch: Lapis Umbral v. Atsushi Onita{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}A bloody affair between these two, but the Dark Prince of Everfree picks up a valuable win over the Japanese Deathmatch Legend!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Adam Bomb (c) v. CM Waters{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Adam Bomb continues his second reign as champion, taking down arch rival CM Waters to retain!! Fans, that's all we have for FPCW House Party!! This is Mauro Ranallo saying GOOD NIGHT!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 4, 2021 21:30:50 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, seeing an enraged CM Waters with his cohorts.*
"LUTHER!! I don't know why you decided to stick your nose where it didn't belong, but you have made a terrible mistake. You cost me what is rightfully mine. So on the next FPCW Live, it's gonna be me and Riot Control against you and Serpentico. And we're gonna dish out the punishment that you two deserve..."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 6, 2021 13:18:17 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the final round of the Round Robin Portion of the 12 Large Tournament! In one Block, it's pretty much a given on who will make the finals. But in the other Block, it's wide open!"
"Also tonight, we have tag team action, as the Watersfall Industries team of CM Waters and Riot Control battle Chaos Project! Luther interfered in Waters' match at FPCW House Party, and probably costed him the FPCW Grand Championship. The CEO of Watersfall Industries is not happy about that!"
"The Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship is also on the line, as Mikey Whipwreck defends against the leader of MURDER DEATH KILL, Nick F***ING Gage!!"
"And in our Main Event, Legit Leyla Hirsch battles Molly McCoy! Who will gain their first point towards a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY?!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 8, 2021 21:17:29 GMT -5
"Hello wrestling fans! It's your FPCW Commissioner Excalibur here, bringing you an important announcement!" "At the end of the 12 Large Round Robin portion, we saw De'Lorian Diggs was the clear cut winner of Block A, with a perfect record of 5-0! However, in Block B, we have a 5-way tie with Atsushi Onita, Jaysin Strife, Lapis Umbral, Cody Rhodes, and Trainwreck all ending up with a 3-2 record! We've tried to calculate all the potential tiebreakers, but it didn't come out with a clear cut winner! So, on the next FPCW Live, we're going to have a special edition 12 Large OVERTIME Elimination Match! All 5 men will face off in a 5-way eliminator, and the winner of that match will be determined the winner of Block B, facing off against De'Lorian Diggs in the 12 Large Finals! And the winner of that match will earn a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Grand Champion, Adam Bomb!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 14, 2021 18:12:59 GMT -5
"Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we are on the last stop before FPCW Bash at the Beach! Tonight, titles are on the line, women's division action, tag team action, and a 5-man Eliminator to determine the winner of Block B for the 12 Large Tournament! Let's get to the action!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 16, 2021 22:38:24 GMT -5
*The Elite walk out to a chorus of boos, as Don Callis joins them. They walk arrogantly down the ramp, getting in the ring, as Don hands Kenny a microphone.*
"You know, I'm sick of seeing all the bullshit that goes on in this promotion. I should be FPCW Grand Champion right now. I should have another belt to add to my collection. But the Commissioner decides I have to face that decrepit Bret Hart, and put MY Golden Ticket on the line. And of course, he pulls out a lucky win. And then proceeds to lose the Golden Ticket in his very next match. I am DEMANDING that Commissioner Excalibur right this wrong, and give me my 3 points back!"
*The Elite turn to the stage, as out walks FPCW Grand Champion Adam Bomb! He slowly walks down the ramp, title across his shoulder. He gets in the ring, holding a mic as well.*
"Jesus Christ, Kenny. Is this all you do here? Bitch and moan about little inconveniences that hamper you? Where's the Kenny Omega that used to wrestle classics with no fuss? You know what you've become? You've become soft....
*Kenny splutters as the fans chant "S-A-W-F-T Saaaawwwwwwwwft!!" Callis grabs the mic.*
"How DARE YOU speak to Kenny Omega like that!! He is the greatest champion in the history of professional wrestling. He is something that you will never become!! Show some respect, you worthless cretin!"
*Adam Bomb smirks, just staring for a moment, and chuckles.*
"First off, shut the f*** up, Callis, before I take those sunglasses and shove them down your throat. Now, I was in the Commissioner's office earlier today, and he's not too happy with you and your group of hooligans, Omega. So I suggested to him, "Why not a match at FPCW Bash at the Beach? A trios match to be precise.....for the FPCW King of Trios Championships?" And I gotta say, he was all about that."
*Kenny and the Bucks laugh at Adam Bomb.*
"Oh, so you're gonna challenge The Elite for the King of Trios Championships at FPCW Bash at the Beach? You're even stupider than you look. I'm not the best with numbers, but I feel like you have a disadvantage here. There's three of us, and one of you, and you really aren't the most popular guy around here..."
*The Elite look up again, as out walks former Grand Champion, PEGASUS SEIYA!! He walks down the ramp, as the fans clap along to his theme. He gets in the ring, staring down the Elite.*
"Well, that's one other person to face you three. And the third, you know very well...."
*The fans wait in anticipation, until the climax of the song, when out walks HANGMAN ADAM PAGE!! The fans erupt, as the Hangman walks down the ramp, getting in the ring. The trio stare down the Elite, as the Elite may a silent retreat from the ring.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 24, 2021 20:30:39 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW BASH AT THE BEACH!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and we apologize for the lack of hype, but everything's been hitting hard and fast! Tonight, we have another great lineup for you! Titles on the Line! The 12 Large Finals!! Rivalries continuing!! But let's start off with a little lucha libre action!!" Opening Bout: Fuego Del Sol v. Laredo Dragon{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Laredo Dragon picks up another win here! Up next, an 8-man tag match, as the members of Watersfall Industries battle the Dark Order!!" Second Bout: Watersfall Industries v. Dark Order{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Watersfall Industries celebrate on the outside, as the Dark Order try to regain their composure. Silver starts to mouth off to Uno, and Uno responds in kind. Stu and Reynolds separate the two, as it appears tension is brewing in the Dark Order.* Third Bout: Magical Rabbits v. Amariah Ripley & Kimber Lee{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Mizuki and Sakazaki retreat to the outside, celebrating their win. Kimber Lee slowly gets to her knees, trying to knock the cobwebs away, but eats a boot from DOCTOR BRITT BAKER!! Baker looks down at her, and then at Ripley. Ripley smirks, giving her the signal. Britt locks in the Lockjaw, and Kimber Lee starts tapping!! Officials separate them, as they tend to Kimber Lee.* Fourth Bout: Julia Hart v. Shayna Baszler{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the 2-Time National Champion Cheerleader picks up a stunning upset over the former NXT Women's Champion! That is two points for Hart, and one away from a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!" Fifth Bout: CM Waters & Riot Control v. Chaos Project{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Waters gets another bit of revenge, as he and Riot Control take down Chaos Project!!" Sixth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Scott Reiner (c) v. JC Cassidy{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Cassidy has a look of shock on his face, as the ref hands him the Parts Unknown Openweight Championship. He holds the belt high, but as he turns around, he gets DRILLED WITH A BELLY 2 BELLY SUPLEX!!! Reiner looks down at him, absolutely PISSED. He locks in an armbar, as the officials try to tear him off of Cassidy!*
"What the hell has gotten into Scott Reiner? He just snapped after losing the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship! JC Cassidy didn't deserve this!" "Up next, a battle of Deathmatch legends for the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship! Nick F***ing Gage defends against Atsushi Onita!!" Seventh Bout: Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: Nick Gage (c) v. Atsushi Onita{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A bloody war, but the Leader of MDK retains the gold here tonight!!" Eighth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Best Friends (c) v. Jervis Cottonbelly & Yellow Dog{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Jervis and Yellow Dog gave it their all tonight, but it wasn't enough, as the Best Friends were able to retain the Tag Team gold!!" Ninth Bout: FPCW King of Trios Championships: The ELITE (c) v. Adam Bomb, Pegasus Seiya, and Adam Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*After hitting a 450 on Seiya, and a BTE Trigger on Page, the trio go after Adam Bomb, nailing him with a SUPERKICK PARTY!! The trio stand tall, holding their titles in the air as the three lay on the mat.* Main Event: 12 Large Finals: De'Lorian Diggs v. Lapis Umbral{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Dark Prince of Everfree is victorious, becoming the second man to win the prestigious 12 Large Tournament!! Fans, that's all we have for FPCW Bash at the Beach!! I'm Mauro Ranallo saying good night!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 29, 2021 15:25:42 GMT -5
"Welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and today, we have tag team action for you! 8 teams, randomly chosen, looking to earn 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team Championships!"
"Speaking of 3 points, in the Main Event, CM Waters & Riot Control look to earn their 3rd point, but will face a tough challenge in the debuting duo of ENZO & CASS!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 12, 2021 18:50:32 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we continue the Tag Team Grand Prix! Four teams left, two will advance to the finals, where one will earn 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!"
"Speaking of Golden Opportunities, Julia Hart is sitting on 2 points, and looking for her third, as she battles Kimber Lee! Will the 2-Time National Cheerleading Champion earn 3 points? Or will Princess Palmstrike bring her back to Earth?"
"CM Waters looks to deal with another thorn in his side, as he goes one on one with the Smacktalker Skywalker, Enzo Amore! Enzo & Cass were able to deny Waters & Riot Control their three points, so Waters is looking to take out some aggression on Enzo!"
"Also looking to take out some aggression is Scott Reiner, as he battles Pretty Peter Avalon in a warm-up for his rematch for the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship against JC Cassidy at FPCW Slammiversary!"
"And in the Main Event, we have a Four-Way Dance between "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy, De'Lorian Diggs, Dagz, and newcomer Jake Reed. The winner will face off against Sabu for the FPCW Silver Star Championship at FPCW Slammiversary!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 14, 2021 20:53:37 GMT -5
*DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!*
*We see Amore celebrating his win, but out walks ADAM COLE!! He slides in the ring, tossing Amore!! He walks over Waters, helping up the CEO of Watersfall Industries. Cole checks on Waters, making sure he's alright, BEFORE DRILLING HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!! He moves Waters over to the corner, before DROPPING HIM WITH THE PANAMA SUNRISE!!! Cole smirks at the fallen waters, before pointing up, shouting "ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!!"*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2021 21:51:10 GMT -5
*We cut back to the ring, as FPCW Commissioner Excalibur stands in the middle of the ring.*
"Wrestling fans, welcome to our first championship contract signing here in FPCW!! We are here to sign the official match for FPCW Slammiversary for the FPCW Grand Championship. First let's bring out the challenger. The man who won the 2nd ever 12 Large Tournament! The Dark Prince of Everfree, LAPIS UMBRAL!!"
*The lights dim, and a blue hue covers the arena. Out walks Lapis Umbral in a dark blue suit and sunglasses. His beloved betrothed, Desert Sun, holds his arm as they walk, the FPCW Women's Championship on her shoulder, and wearing a gold dress that hugs every curve perfectly. They walk down the ramp and up the stairs. Lapis holds the ropes for Desert Sun, as they step in the ring.*
"Alright, next up, the man who he will be facing at FPCW Slammiversary. The man who ended his drought of 5 years back in April at FPCW WrestleJam! The reigning, and defending, FPCW Grand Champion, ADAM BOMB!!"
*The Grand Champion slowly walks out, not as dressed up as the Royal Couple in the ring. He walks down the ramp and around the ring, high fiving fans at ringside. The fans start to sing along to his theme, ending with "ON STREETS WE CALL THE ZOO!!" He holds the belt high as they sing that last line, before getting in the ring. He sets the belt on the table, as they stare each other down.*
"Thank you both for coming. And without further adieu, let's get down to brass tax."
*Adam Bomb stops him, grabbing his own mic.*
"I don't want to interrupt you, Commissioner. But I do have a few words to say. May I?"
"By all means, Champ."
"Thank you. So normally, when you have these contract signings, the two wrestlers start talking smack, and then jawing, and then shit gets thrown around, I can say shit on this program, right?"
"I believe we are TV-14."
"Okay, I didn't want to get in trouble with the censors. Anyways, things happen, and it goes to hell in a hand basket, and one, or both of us end up through the table. However, that's not going to happen tonight."
*Lapis looks at Adam Bomb, moving his sunglasses down a bit.*
"We've been through a lot in the past six years. We've fought against each other. We've fought with each other. I'm pretty sure you helped Seiya break the space-time continuum freeing me from being a zombified slave. You don't like me, I don't like you. But I respect the hell out of you. So, I'm just going to say that I put a special stipulation in this match."
"And what might that be, Dakota Demolisher?"
"It's a very simple stipulation. I want this match to be mono y mono. No interference from the outside. So I put in the contract that everyone is banned from ringside. No offense, Desert Sun, but it's just the way I want it."
*Lapis looks at the contract for the moment. He reads it over, before signing it. He slides it over to Adam Bomb, who signs it as well.*
"And there you have it, wrestling fans! The match is official!! Adam Bomb vs. Lapis Umbral for the FPCW GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 18, 2021 18:29:24 GMT -5
"Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the Finals of the Tag Team Grand Prix!! One of these two teams will earn their third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY at the FPCW Tag Team Championships at FPCW Slammiversary!!"
"Also tonight, more tag team action, as FTR battles the Nightmare Warriors, and The Butcher and the Blade face off against Top Flight!"
"We have Women's Division action, with "The Runaway" Ruby Soho battling the Magical Girl Yuka Sakazaki, and the Galaxy's Greatest Alien, Kris Statlander, going toe to toe with Mickie James!"
"And there's turmoil with Watersfall Industries! Adam Cole showed his colors, as he superkicked CM Waters, turning his back on Watersfall Industries. Tonight, he faces off against DAGZ! And the Security Force, Riot Control, takes on the man who's Seven Foot Tall, Big Cass!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 22, 2021 22:05:58 GMT -5
*The crowd boos, as out walks the AEW World Champion and AAA MEGA Champion, Kenny Omega!! Don Callis praises him, mocking the fans as they walk down the ramp and get in the ring. Callis grabs a mic, as the fans continue to boo him.* "Show some respect, you worthless peons! This man is God's Gift to Pro Wrestling!! This man is the man that took Bryan Danielson to a 30-minute time limit!! And this is the man who will be your next FPCW Grand Champion!! But, to abide by the rules of this company, and have to earn three points. Well, Kenny is sitting on TWO POINTS, and is one win away from a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY! So we are officially throwing the gauntlet down for FPCW Slammiversary! Who will step up to face The Collector, the God of Pro Wrestling, and the Best Bout Mac-"*The crowd erupts, and Callis is speechless, as out walks former FPCW Grand Champion PEGASUS SEIYA!! The fans clap along to his music, as he gets in the ring. The two mouth off at each other, but soon, the Good Brothers come out to attack. They start to work him over, but then Seiya finds an opening, and we hear...* "PEGASUS RYU SEI KEN!!!"*And both Gallows and Anderson are down for the count!! Omega and Callis retreat, as Seiya stares them down from the ring.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 29, 2021 18:30:22 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another FPCW Special Update! I'm your FPCW Commissioner, Excalibur, bringing you a special announcement! Due to the massive card we have for the anniversary show, FPCW Slammiversary, we are dividing the show into 2 nights! The first night, we will have the opening round of the FPCW Young Lions Cup tournament! 8 matches that are 4-way dances, with the last one standing in each match moving on to round 2! Also in the Main Event of Night 1, a match that was just recently signed! The long awaited matchup between CM Punk and Stone Cold Steve Austin!" "For Night 2, we will have titles on the line, grudges being waged, and wars being held! Adam Cole will battle CM Waters, as the bad blood begins between the ELITE and Watersfall Industries! Also, Kenny Omega looks to earn his third point and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY as he faces off against the longest reigning Grand Champion in FPCW history, Pegasus Seiya! And another just signed, as two deathmatch legends face off for the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship! Nick Gage will defend against SICK NICK MONDO!! Also signed is an 8-Women's Elimination Tag, as Riho, Mizuki, Yuka Sakazaki, & Hikaru Shida battle Kris Statlander, Anna Jay, Tay Conti, and Red Velvet!!" "Don't miss any of the action for the 2-night FPCW SLAMMIVERSARY!!" FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLINGNIGHT ONE
First Round of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament
CM Punk v. Stone Cold Steve Austin
NIGHT TWO
FPCW GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP Adam Bomb (c) v. Lapis Umbral
FPCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Best Friends (c) v. Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama
FPCW SILVER STAR CHAMPIONSHIP Sabu (c) v. Jake Reed
FPCW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Desert Sun (c) v. Julia Hart
FPCW PARTS UNKNOWN OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP JC Cassidy (c) v. Scott Reiner
UNSANCTIONED DEATHMATCH CHAMPIONSHIP Nick Gage (c) v. "Sick" Nick Mondo
Riho, Mizuki, Yuka Sakazaki, & Hikaru Shida v. Kris Statlander, Anna Jay, Tay Conti, & Red Velvet
Adam Cole v. CM Waters
Kenny Omega v. Pegasus Seiya
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 2, 2021 23:17:09 GMT -5
The event so big, we had to have it in 2 nights!!FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to Night 1 of FPCW Slammiversary!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the opening round of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament, and a Main Event years in the making. CM Punk. Stone Cold Steve Austin. For the first time ever!!" Opening Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 1"A tremendous bout, as all four men looked to gain a spot in the second round of the Young Lions Cup Tournament!!" Second Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 2{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Darby Allin advances to the second round of the tournament!!" Third Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 3{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Factory come out, stomping away more on Marko, until the rest of Jurassic Express run out for the save, causing them to retreat! Jurassic Express mouths off at The Factory, as Logan Stunt tends to his brother.* Fourth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 4{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Outlandish One survives a tough battle, advancing to the second round of the tournament!!" Fifth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 5{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"I guess another wonderful thing about Tiggers is that Tigger Mask is moving on to the next round of the tournament!!" Sixth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 6{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Mostly Nice, Mostly Evil One advances, surprising everyone by taking down three top contenders in the Young Lions Cup tournament!" Seventh Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 7{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the silent Hideo Yukata moves on to the second round of the tournament!!" Eighth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier 8{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the reigning FPCW Young Lions Cup champion survives a tough bout, as Blue Riott moves on to the quarterfinals, and looks to retain the gold!" Main Event: CM Punk v. Stone Cold Steve Austin{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Austin slowly gets to his feet, celebrating the win, as he gets a couple beers tossed to him. He smashes them together, downing them as the crowd cheers him. He gets down, as Punk slowly gets to his feet. The two veterans stare each other down for a moment, before Punk extends a hand. Austin looks for a moment, before shaking hands to the roar of the crowd! He continues to celebrate as Night 1 comes to an end!*
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