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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 3, 2021 21:57:28 GMT -5
The event so big, we had to have it in 2 nights!!FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to Night 2 of FPCW SLAMMIVERSARY!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we bring you the 2nd part of our 2-Night Special! Titles on the line! Grudges being fought! And blood will be shed! But let's get right to the action!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Sabu (c) v. "The Crippler" Jake Reed{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Human Highlight Reel is able to pick up the win here, retaining his Silver Star Championship!!" Second Bout: 8-Woman Elimination Tag: Riho, Mizuki, Yuka Sakazaki, & Hikaru Shida v. Kris Statlander, Anna Jay, Tay Conti, & Red Velvet{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And it's a clean sweep by the joshis, as they win this match, 4-0!" Third Bout: Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: Nick Gage (c) v. "Sick" Nick Mondo"A brutal bloody battle, with both combatants coming out of it with even more scars than before!" Fourth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. Scott Reiner{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Cassidy holds the belt up, but is then NAILED BY A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM REINER!! Reiner looks down at the fallen rookie, as the crowds boo him intensely.* Fifth Bout: Adam Cole v. CM Waters{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"CM Waters gets the win here, but I feel that this war is far from over between the two." Sixth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Desert Sun (c) v. Julia Hart{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Desert Sun gets to her feet, holding the belt high. But she looks over, seeing Julia still laying there, a look of sadness on her face. She walks over, helping up the young Hart, giving her a hug of reassurance, as the crowd claps for the two women.* Seventh Bout: Kenny Omega v. Pegasus Seiya{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Callis and the Bucks pull Kenny out of the ring, as Seiya celebrates his win. He smirks, mocking Omega with his Good Bye and Good Night pose, as Kenny tries to regain his bearings, unsure of what went wrong in that match.* Eighth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Best Friends (c) v. Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"An incredible match between these two teams, and somehow the Best Friends overcome a fairly large obstacle, and take down Kobashi & Akiyama to retain!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Adam Bomb (c) v. Lapis Umbral{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Lapis holds his hands up, exhausted after that battle. Ref Amanda hands him the Grand Championship as he celebrates in the ring. But the celebration is cut short, as the lights go down a bit, and then we hear..... that ominous song. Lapis looks around, a bit confused, but not completely unaware. Then out walks the man himself. MINORU SUZUKI. Lapis looks at him as Suzuki slowly walks down the ramp, that evil grin on his face, a bit of fear in Lapis' eyes. Suzuki gets on the apron, as he looks for a response from the fans. Right as they sing "KAZE NI NARE!!," Suzuki kicks Lapis in the gut, and drops him with a SUZUKI PILEDRIVER!! He looks down at the new champion, before grabbing the belt, looking at it, before looking down again as the show ends, fading to black!*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 11, 2021 15:43:31 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to a special Native American Day and Canadian Thanksgiving episode of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we continue the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament with the quarterfinals of the tournament! 8 participants are left, but only 4 will advance! Also tonight, we have Women's Division Action, as Ruby Soho battles Hikaru Shida, and Kris Statlander faces off against Amariah Ripley. And the Murder Grandpa will be in action, as Minoru Suzuki takes on the debuting Saint Skye!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 19, 2021 18:42:39 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW Live!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the semi-finals of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament! Two participants will move on to battle for the FPCW Young Lions Cup at FPCW No Time to Die! Also tonight, we have Women's Division action, as Hikaru Shida battles her heated rival, Serena Deeb. Deeb denied Shida of her 50th win in AEW, but Shida is now looking for 3 points, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY! Also, the Magical Sugar Rabbits battle the team of Penelope Ford and Allie, the Superbad Bunnies!"
"The Dark Order are in tag action, as they face off against former ECW Tag Team Champions, the Impact Players! And one half of the Young Bucks, Nick Jackson, faces off against Pegasus Seiya, who ruined Kenny Omega's chance at 3 points!"
"The Murderhawk Monster, Lance Archer, made his presence known in Darby Allin's match on the last episode. And Sting isn't taking it kindly, as the Icon faces Archer one on one!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 22, 2021 20:08:32 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage at the ELITE's locker room, where a pissed off Kenny Omega and crew and fuming after Nick's loss to Pegasus Seiya.*
"Pegasus Seiya!! You want to ruin my chance at 3 points and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY?! You want to mock the ELITE after toying with Nick Jackson, one half of the Greatest Tag Team of All Time? That's not gonna fly, buddy! At FPCW: No Time to Die, you are going through a gauntlet. And not just a regular Gauntlet, no no no. The ELITE Gauntlet. I have it lined up for you to face the crew, and we're gonna make you pay!"
"And don't think we forgot about you, CM Waters! At FPCW: No Time to Die, you are gonna face Adam Cole & the Young Bucks in Trios Action! And you're gonna accept that fact when they wipe the floor with you!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 24, 2021 20:52:01 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW NO TIME TO DIE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have a great card for you! We have the Finals of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament! We have tag team and trios action! And we have a 2/3 Falls Deathmatch for the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship! And then there's the ELITE Gauntlet! So let's get to the action!!" Opening Bout: Dark Order v. FTR{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And FTR upsets the duo of Uno and Stu, earning their first point, while putting the Dark Order back to zero!" "Up next, a rematch from a recent FPCW Live! The Superbad Bunnies of Penelope Ford and The Bunny were not happy at all with the Magical Sugar Rabbits! So FPCW Commissioner Excalibur signed this match for No Time to Die!!" Second Bout: Magical Sugar Rabbits v. Superbad Bunnies{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Magical Sugar Rabbits pick up their third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY for both members!!" Third Bout: Watersfall Industries v. The ELITE{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Cole and the Bucks slide out of the ring, mocking and taunting the group in the ring. Riot Control mouths off at them, as Dagz looks over Waters and Claymore, both victims of the BTE Trigger.* Fourth Bout: 2/3 Falls Deathmatch for the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: "Sick" Nick Mondo (c) v. Nick Gage{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A brutal match indeed, as both men just put everything on the line! But "Sick" Nick Mondo continues to hold on, as he takes down Nick Gage!!" Fifth Bout: Wild Force v. Suzuki-Gun{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Suzuki-Gun continues the onslaught, tossing both Kingston and Moxley outside, before going after the Grand Champion. Suzuki sets him up, and drops him with the Gotch Piledriver!! The trio mock him, standing tall in the ring.* Sixth Bout: The ELITE Gauntlet: Pegasus Seiya v. The ELITE{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Omega and Callis laugh on the outside, as Seiya slowly regains his bearings. He looks at the two on the outside, a look of anger and frustration on his face, his GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY taken away from him due to the shenanigans of the ELITE.* Main Event: Finals of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament: Darby Allin v. Tigger Mask{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Darby Allin has won the Young Lions Cup Tournament, becoming the NEW FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion! Fans, that is all we have for FPCW: No Time to Die! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off! Good night, everybody!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 26, 2021 23:25:57 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, and we see former Grand Champion Adam Bomb sitting in a quiet corner of the arena, just staring down at the floor. We hear footsteps, and in view walks Pegasus Seiya.*
"Mind if I have a seat?"
*Adam Bomb moves over, letting Seiya, a former rival and nemesis, sit next to him.*
"I shouldn't feel like this. I had a good run as Grand Champion. 5 months is a decent run. I mean, not as long as your reign of 500+, but it's still one of the top 5 longest reigns in company history. As long as RC's even. But I feel like I let everyone down."
"You shouldn't hang your head. You had a good reign as champion. I was hoping to get another shot at it, but I came up short as well..."
*Adam Bomb looks at him, a bit surprised.*
"Dude, you nearly went through the entire f***ing ELITE. They made you run that stupid gauntlet, and had to fight their two goobers, and that big dumbass Gallows in a near 3-1 handicap part. Omega just took an easy out, like he always does, and beat you after you beat FOUR other guys. Hell, you beat Omega at Slammiversary, and beat one half of the Young Bucks. You got nothing to hang you head at."
*Seiya smiles at him.*
"Coming from you, that means a lot. But here's the next question. What do we do now?"
*Adam Bomb is about to say something, but we hear more steps, along with spurs. They both look up, and we see HANGMAN ADAM PAGE.*
"Look, far from me to say what you should be doing, like stop moping and all that. But you two are cornerstones of this company. You've both been there since nearly the beginning. And there's an old saying: When a cowboy gets knocked off his horse, he gets back up on that horse."
*Seiya and Adam Bomb look at each other.*
"You know what? You're right. It's time to get back on the horse."
"What do you suggest, Hangman?"
"I say we try one more time, and go get the Goddamn King of Trios. What do you say?"
*He puts his hand in. Seiya puts his in, and then Adam Bomb.*
"Alright. Now, I think we need to go see a few friends of mine for a bit of reconciliation."
"Hold on. I know where this is going, and I don't think it's a good idea. I mean, they did have me under some supernatural hold."
"I know, I know. But they're a decent group of guys now. I think you just need to give them a second chance."
*Adam Bomb looks at Seiya, who shrugs his shoulders. Adam Bomb shakes his head, chuckling, as the three walk off together.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 2, 2021 23:05:37 GMT -5
*We cut to the Wild Force, as Lapis sits on a bench, catching his thoughts as he sits there. Kingston walks in, sitting down next to him.*
"I know this isn't how we wanted this to go. But I appreciate Jon for his courage, and respect his choice. But now, we need to find a different partner for King of Trios."
"You know, Lapis. I wasn't sure how this was gonna go. I mean, Mox and I go way back. Old friends. I kinda saw you as a stuffed shirt. But you're alright. And I agree with you. So now, we let Mox focus on his journey, and we'll find a way. I've been counted out numerous times before. I've been to Rock Bottom before. And I've kept clawing back."
"I know you have, Eddie. And that's why, even without Jon, I feel confident going into battle with you at my side. But like I said, we just need to find a third man now...."
*Dark smoke fills the room, and the two look up, as FINN BALOR stands there.*
"You know I've always got your back. Let's do this. For Moxley."
*He puts his fist in. Eddie responds as such, as does Lapis.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 7, 2021 21:26:05 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another FPCW Special Update!! I am the Commissioner of FPCW, Excalibur! Now I know what you're wondering: "Excalibur, why haven't we had any shows since No Time to Die?!" Well, it's been a busy time behind the scenes, but I am here to announce our next show is our annual 3-Day Event: FPCW KING OF TRIOS!!" "That's right, the annual tournament over a three-night period to determine the FPCW King of Trios!! And what a first round we have set up for you! Here are the pairings for the first round of the 2021 FPCW King of Trios!!" {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"THE DARK ORDER" Evil Uno, Stu Grayson and Colt Cabana
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"THE HIVE" CM Ant, The OG Worker Ant, and MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT! {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"SEA AMIGOS" Call-Me-Kevin, Cycloptopus, and Unibouzu
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"GENERICO FUEGOS" Fuego Del Sol, El Hijo del Fuego, and El Generico {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"WILD FORCE" FPCW Grand Champion Lapis Umbral, Eddie Kingston, and Finn Balor
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"THE PINNACLE" MJF and FTR {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"THE NEW FREEBIRDS" Jessie Lee, Jake Reed, and Terry Zen
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"THE HEXED MEN" Hallowicked, Frightmare, and Hydra {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"SUZUKI-GUN" Minoru Suzuki, Lance Archer, and Scott Reiner
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"AIR TIME" Razerwyng, Mach10, and De'Lorian Diggs {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"WATERSFALL INDUSTRIES" CM Waters, Riot Control, and Jack Norrington
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"3.0" Daniel Garcia, Jeff Parker, and Matt Lee {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"TIGERS DEN" Tigger Mask, White Tiger, and King of Tigers
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"COWBOY S***" Adam Bomb, Pegasus Seiya, and Adam Page "And just signed, we have the Main Event for Night One of King of Trios!!" {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} "The Magical Sugar Rabbits, Mizuki & Yuka Sakazaki, cash in their three points to challenge...." "The reigning and defending FPCW Tag Team Champions, Chuck Taylor and Trent?, BEST FRIENDS!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 20, 2021 2:00:07 GMT -5
"Welcome, wrestling fans, to the 2021 FPCW KING OF TRIOS!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight we kick off the biggest event of the year for FPCW! Three nights, 16 teams, and one will walk away the King of Trios! Tonight, we have the first round of the tournament, and to top it off, our Main Event is for the FPCW Tag Team Championships!! The Magical Sugar Rabbits cash in their 3 points and challenge the Best Friends in an Intergender Tag Team match for the Tag Titles!! So let's get to the action!" Opening Bout: The Dark Order v. The Hive{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And The Hive move on to the next round, taking out The Dark Order!!" Second Bout: Sea Amigos v. Dos Fuegos & El Generico{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A shocking upset, as the team of Sea Amigos from Kaiju Big Battel advance over the luchadors!!" Third Bout: Wild Force v. The Pinnacle{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the reigning Grand Champion and his crew advance to the next round, taking down the Salt of the Earth and the AAA Tag Team Champions!!" Fourth Bout: New Freebirds v. Hexed Men{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Despite being a new group, the New Freebirds pick up a big win in the tournament, taking down the Hexed Men!!" Fifth Bout: The Colony v. The ELITE{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"........INCREDIBLE!! The Biggest Upset of the Tournament!! The Colony upsets the former AEW World Champion and AEW Tag Team Champions!!!" Sixth Bout: Suzuki-Gun v. Air Time{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Another major upset, as the young guns known as AIR TIME take down Suzuki-Gun, advancing to the next round!!" Seventh Bout: Watersfall Industries v. 3.0{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Waters and his men advance, looking to earn a shot at the gold and the King of Trios!" Eighth Bout: Tigers Den v. Cowboy $***{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the team of two former FPCW Grand Champions and the reigning AEW World Champion advance to the next round!!" Main Event: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Best Friends (c) v. Magical Sugar Rabbits{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Magical Sugar Rabbits hop up and down, hugging each other in the middle of the ring, as they are handed the FPCW Tag Team titles. They hold the belts high, as the fans toss streamers into the ring in celebration.*
"The Magical Sugar Rabbits have made history!! They have won the FPCW Tag Team Championships!! And with that, we are out of time for Night One!! This is Mauro Ranallo saying Good Night, and see you tomorrow!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 21, 2021 1:10:47 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to Night Two of King of Trios!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have the quarterfinals of the King of Trios Tournament! Four teams will move on to the semi-finals in tomorrow night's finale! Also tonight, the FPCW Silver Star Championship as well as the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship will both be on the line! So let's get to the action!!" Opening Bout: The Hive v. Sea Amigos{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The Sea Amigos gave it all they had, but the Hive were too much, and they move on to the semi finals!!" Second Bout: Wild Force v. New Freebirds{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Wild Force continue to look strong, as they move past the New Freebirds!" Third Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Sabu (c) v. ??{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"An AMAZING surprise debut, as Keith Lee comes in and makes an impact early on! Sabu threw everything he had at Lee, but Lee was not to be denied tonight!!" Fourth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. Adam Cole{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Cassidy holds his hands up, but is attacked by the Young Bucks!! All three men work over the champion, before nailing him with the BTE TRIGGER!! Officials separate them, as the ELITE head to the back, frustrated after a tough outing this year.* Fifth Bout: The Colony v. Air Time{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*After the match, Omega comes out of the crowd, attacking Green Ant!! He tries to hit him with a chair, but the Colony and Air Time both run him off!!* Main Event: Watersfall Industries v. Cowboy $***{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Cowboy $*** is the last team to advance to the semi finals!! Fans, we are out of time!! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off for Night Two! So long, everybody, and see you tomorrow night!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 21, 2021 23:28:37 GMT -5
"WELCOME TO NIGHT THREE OF FPCW KING OF TRIOS!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we close out the biggest event of the year! Tonight, we crown the 2021 King of Trios! Also, we have a number of other matches, including the FPCW Young Lions Cup on the line, as well as the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship!!" Opening Bout: The Hive v. The Wild Force{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Hive celebrates, as the Wild Force sits in the ring. Kingston slowly gets to his feet, as Lapis tries to talk to him, but Kingston pushes him away. Finn and Lapis look, as Kingston rolls out of the ring, heading to the back.* Second Bout: Air Time v. Cowboy $***{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And with that, the Finals for the King of Trios is set, with The Hive facing off against Cowboy $***!" Third Bout: 8-Man Tag: Dark Order v. SuperELITE{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The SuperELITE continues to beat down the members of the Dark Order, but to surprise of everyone, the Trio team of Cowboy $*** runs out, making the save!! They run off the SuperELITE, as Seiya and Adam Bomb mouth off at them.* Fourth Bout: Matt Hardy v. Kazuchika Okada{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The official checks on Okada, after Hardy slides out of the ring. He laughs, mocking the Rainmaker. Okada looks at him, trying to maintain his composure.* Fifth Bout: 2/3 Falls: Hikaru Shida v. Serena Deeb{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Serena Deeb picks up a tough 2-0 win over Hikaru Shida! I would have to check with the stats, but I believe that may give Deeb 3 points!" Sixth Bout: Green Ant v. Kenny Omega{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Omega picks up a bit of revenge here, taking down the Resiliant Rookie of the Colony after he upset the ELITE in the first round of the tournament!!" Seventh Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Darby Allin (c) v. Blue Riott{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Blue Riott picks up a massive win here, regaining the gold that he never truly lost in the first place!!" Eighth Bout: Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: Nick Mondo (c) v. Nick Gage{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Both men lay on the mat, exhausted and bloodied after a tough match. The ref hands the title to Mondo, who just stares down Gage, as Gage returns the stare.* Main Event: King of Trios Finals: The Hive v. Cowboy $***{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Page and Adam Bomb celebrate, helping Seiya up, as the official holds their hands high! They are presented the King of Trios Championships, holding them high as well. The Dark Order come out, and celebrate with Page as Adam Bomb and Seiya watch them. Page walks over, handing the two a beer. They look at each other, before smirking, taking the beer, as the group celebrates in the ring as the show ends.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Nov 28, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as Pegasus Seiya and Adam Bomb are walking down a hallway.*
"I really can't believe we agreed to this."
"I mean, it's gonna feel weird, but I think this is good for closure."
"I'm surprised you're optimistic about this. Considering you were the one they used two magical supernatural objects to control your mind."
"Yeah, but from what I've seen from them, they've changed. So it might be time to just bury the hatchet with them. Plus, it was Hangman's idea."
*The walk up to a private dressing room with the sign "DARK ORDER" on the door.*
"Alright, here goes nothing."
*Seiya knocks on the door. They wait a moment, before Hangman pops out.*
"Hey, you guys made it!! Come in, come in."
*They walk in and the rest of the Dark Order is standing there as well, welcoming with open arms.*
"This still feels really weird."
*Evil Uno walks forward.*
"I know, I know. It was only last year that we did the mind control thing on you, Adam Bomb. But we aren't that Dark Order anymore. Plus, a lot of those guys didn't really make it to this season. We just want to say to both of you, from the bottom of our hearts, We're sorry."
*The rest of the group join in and apologize. Adam Bomb and Seiya look at each other.*
"I think you said it best three years ago, Seiya. It's time to let the hate go."
*They give Evil Uno both a hearty handshake, and the entire group celebrates. John Silver walks up to them.*
"We'd also like to make you two honorary members of the Dark Order, if you would be okay with that. Kinda like Hangman. He's a friend of the group."
*The two look at each other, before looking at Hangman again. Seiya shrugs his shoulders.*
"I mean, it wouldn't hurt having a few friends looking out for us."
*The group celebrates again. But Silver interrupts them.*
"BUT, there's one thing you have to do...."
"John, we're not getting rid of our masks. We uphold the traditions that is Lucha Libre. Or shaving our heads. Or my beard."
"No, no, no. We weren't even thinking that."
*The rest of the group agrees with him. Seiya shrugs his shoulders.*
"Alright, I'll bite. What would you like us to do?"
"Don't get us wrong. We love the red you guys wear."
"But, we all wear a bit of purple. We don't want you to get rid of your current stuff, we'd just like you to add a bit of purple to your wardrobe."
*Seiya and Adam Bomb nod at this thoughtfully.*
"I mean, I do like the color purple. And so does your girlfriend, Seiya."
"That is true, she would definitely like it."
*The group cheers in celebration again, as they invite the two into their festivities.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 2, 2021 18:49:04 GMT -5
A post Thanksgiving feast! Six matches on the card, as FTR battles members of the Nightmare Family, Brock Anderson and the new kid from North of the block, the Canada Kid!
The feud between the Wild Force and Suzuki-Gun continues, as the Demon Prince, Finn Balor, takes on the Murder Grandpa, Minoru Suzuki!! And speaking of feuds, Watersfall and the ELITE continue to have sparks fly, as Adam Cole (BAY BAY!!) takes on the Lover Boy, Nicky Valentine!
Pretty Proper is in tag team action, taking on Los Dragones, Stardust Dragon and Laredo Dragon!! The Powerhouse of the Dark Order, 10, has an interesting challenge, taking on the drunken Kung-Fu master, Jimmy Jack Walker!
And the Main Event features the Queen of Spades, Shayna Baszler, taking on the Galaxy's Greatest Alien, Kris Statlander!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 9, 2021 20:27:01 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and this is the last stop before FPCW Christmas Chaos!! FTR is in action again, as they battle the former Chikara Campeonatos de Parejas, Los Ice Creams!! Also, the continuation of the feud between Watersfall Industries and the ELITE, as Adam Cole (BAY BAY!) and the Young Bucks battle For the Love of Money and Dagz!"
"And the feud continues between the Wild Force and Suzuki-Gun, as Eddie Kingston battles Hideo Yukata. Shayna Baszler looks to continue her rampage, taking on Wheeler YUTA in an intergender match! YUTA looks to gain some revenge on Baszler, after the Queen of Spades took out Kris Statlander with an arm injury."
"To top off the night, we have two four way elimination matches, one for a shot at the FPCW Silver Star Championship (Avery Good, SM King, AJ Styles, & Trainwreck) and one for a shot at the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship (WARHORSE, Nick Gage, Jimmy Jack Walker, & Neil Diamond Cutter)!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 15, 2021 21:44:06 GMT -5
"Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to another FPCW Special Update! Do not adjust your sets, I am Tony Schiavone, and I'm here on behalf of FPCW Commissioner Excalibur! The season finale, FPCW Christmas Chaos, is coming up, and I have the entire rundown for you!!" "The impressive rookie, JC Cassidy looks to hold onto the FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship. But he has a hard challenge ahead of him, in the form of the Drunken Master, Jimmy Jack Walker! Will Walker earn a win for A Very Good Stable? Or will Cassidy continue his impressive reign?" "The FPCW Young Lions Cup is also on the line, as Blue Riott defends the title against the Very Nice, Very Evil Danhausen! Will Danhausen walk out with gold? Or will Blue Riott continue his "interrupted" reign?" "The Queen of Spades is in action again, as Shayna Baszler takes on Freshly Squeezed, Orange Cassidy, in an intergender match! Cassidy is not too happy with Baszler injuring Statlander, and choking out Wheeler YUTA. So he's looking to avenge his friends!" "In a battle of former World Champions, Keith Lee defends the FPCW Silver Star Championship against The Phenomenal AJ Styles!! Will Styles add more gold to the Wild Force? Or will Lee's reign continue to be.....Limitless?" "Speaking of the Wild Force, Desert Sun defends the FPCW Women's Championship against Serena Deeb, and Sting will battle the leader of Suzuki-Gun, Minoru Suzuki!!" "The feud between Watersfall Industries and The ELITE heat up even more, as they will battle inside a steel cage in a match known as WARGAMES!!!" "Adam Bomb and Pegasus Seiya may have buried the hatchet, but they haven't really teamed up much before. So they have a tough challenge ahead of them, as they challenge the Magical Sugar Rabbits for the FPCW Tag Team Championships!!" "And the Main Event is the Grand Champion, Lapis Umbral, defending against the AEW World Champion, Hangman Adam Page!!" "It's a supercard for a Season Finale! This is Tony Schiavone signing off!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 19, 2021 20:45:38 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to FPCW: CHRISTMAS CHAOS!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and it is the Season Finale for Fire Pro Championship Wrestling! Let's get right to the action!!" Opening Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. Jimmy Jack Walker{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Cassidy continues his impressive reign as Parts Unknown Openweight Champion, taking down the Drunk Fu Master!!" Second Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Blue Riott (c) v. Danhausen{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Very Nice, Very Evil Danhausen adds some gold to his resume, winning the FPCW Young Lions Cup!!" Third Bout: Shayna Baszler v. Orange Cassidy{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Queen of Spades picks up her third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, as she takes down Freshly Squeezed!!" Fourth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Keith Lee (c) v. AJ Styles{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Phenomenal One picks up the win, adding more gold to the Wild Force!!" Fifth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Desert Sun (c) v. Serena Deeb{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Desert Sun ends the season with another hard fought win, looking to hold the title for another couple months to break the record!!" Sixth Bout: Sting v. Minoru Suzuki{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Sting gets back in the ring, and he and Suzuki continue to brawl!! Officials have to separate the two, as they continue to mouth off at each other!* Seventh Bout: WARGAMES: The ELITE v. Watersfall Industries{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the ELITE pick up another win in this war, taking down Watersfall Industries!!" Eighth Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Magical Sugar Rabbits (c) v. Pegasus Seiya & Adam Bomb{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"INCREDIBLE!! Former adversaries, now friends, and now, Tag Team Champions!! Adam Bomb wins his third Tag Team Championship, but with this, Seiya wins his first, adding the reign to his King of Trios, Young Lions Cup, and Grand Championships!!" Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Adam Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Dark Prince of Everfree picks up a major win here, retaining the gold against the Hangman! Fans, that is all we have for FPCW Christmas Chaos!! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off! Happy Holidays!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 27, 2021 18:39:13 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as a somber Hangman Page sits in solitude. We hear some footsteps, and Adam Bomb and Pegasus Seiya walk into camera view, sitting down next to him.*
"Penny for your thoughts, Hangman?"
*Page sighs.*
"I just feel like I let you guys down, Seiya. I feel like I let the Dark Order down. I didn't bring home another championship at the season finale."
"I'm gonna stop you right there, Hangman. You're still the AEW World Champion. Seiya and I, are the FPCW Tag Team Champions. And even though you didn't win the FPCW Grand Champion, we're still the 2021 FPCW King of Trios. And that is something they can't take away from us."
"And like you said, it's not about falling off the horse. It's about dusting yourself off, and getting back up. And keep riding, til you find your peace."
*Page looks at both of them, giving them a smile before bringing them in for a hug.*
"I can't thank you two enough for sticking by me, even with....well..."
"Hey, say no more. We've let bygones be bygones with the Dark Order."
"I feel better already. Let's go get a beer!"
*The trio stand up, chatting as they walk away.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 15, 2022 0:18:52 GMT -5
*We cut to the ring, and standing in the middle of the ring is FPCW Grand Champion, Lapis Umbral. Standing next to him, his lovely consort, Desert Sun, the FPCW Women's Championship around her waist.*
"Now, I know my lovely Desert Sun has a match at the season premiere, FPCW Lockdown, defending her Women's Championship against Shayna Baszler. And I know Baszler is well known in the MMA world as well as the wrestling world. But my Morning Flower will show you a thing or two, and twist you into a pretzel, taking you down a peg or two."
"Also, it appears that I am without a challenger for my FPCW Grand Championship at FPCW Lockdown. While that is a shame, I am always willing to look for competition to keep myself focused. Therefore, I am looking to face whomever wishes to go against me. I always look to face the Best in the World..."
*The crowd ERUPTS, as out walks CM PUNK!! He looks out at the crowd, holding his arms out wide. He struts down the ramp, staring at Lapis Umbral. He hops up on the apron, slowly getting in the ring. The two stare each other down, smirking at each other, not saying a word, knowing that the challenge has been accepted.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 16, 2022 17:17:07 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Welcome to the Season Premiere of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling, FPCW LOCKDOWN!! I'm Mauro Ranallo, and tonight, we have a fantastic lineup for you! A number of titles on the line! The Dark Prince faces the Best in the World! And a battle between legends continue! But first we start off with "Pretty" Peter Avalon facing the Master and Ruler of the World, Sid! Avalon wanted a chance to show what he was made of, but he didn't think the challenge would be answered by the Psycho One!" Opening Bout: "Pretty" Peter Avalon v. Sid{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Sid looks to celebrate, but the rest of the Wingmen come out to confront the Psycho One. They stare Sid down, but as they attack, Sid just goes off on them!! They retreat, as Sid picks up JD Drake, dropping him with a chokeslam to the roar of the crowd!!* Second Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: AJ Styles (c) v. CM Waters{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And it's a BIG win for the CEO of Watersfall Industries!! He wins his first singles title here in FPCW, and his first title since winning the Inaugural King of Trios!!" Third Bout: Kidd Bandit v. Weber Hatfield{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"An impressive outing for both wrestlers, but the Protagonist of Professional Wrestling picks up a big win!!" Fourth Bout: Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship: "Sick" Nick Mondo (c) v. The Missing Link{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the hardcore legend picks up another win, and successfully defends the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Championship!!" Fifth Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: JC Cassidy (c) v. SM King{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Resilient Rookie picks up another amazing win, taking down the Omaha Chainsaw!!" Sixth Bout: No Count-Outs: Sting v. Minoru Suzuki{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Suzuki gets to his feet, holding his hands up in victory. He looks down at Sting, smirking, before looking directly into the camera, holding up two fingers, indicating "2 points."* Seventh Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup: Danhausen (c) v. Hook{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the young Hook earns gold early on in his career, taking down Danhausen and winning the FPCW Young Lions Cup!!" Eighth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Desert Sun (c) v. Shayna Baszler{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Queen of Spades picks up her first championship here in FPCW, making the Morning Flower tap out, and become the new FPCW Women's Champion!!" Ninth Bout: GOLDEN TICKET Challenge{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Hangman, despite losing at the Season Finale to the Grand Champion, picks up another shot at the Grand Championship, as he wins the GOLDEN TICKET CHALLENGE, giving him a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY that's good for an entire year!" Main Event: CM Punk v. Lapis Umbral{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Lapis Umbral takes down the Best in the World!! Fans, that is all we have for FPCW Lockdown!! This is Mauro Ranallo signing off! Good night everybody!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 21, 2022 22:18:59 GMT -5
*Out walks the Unsanctioned Deathmatch Champion, "Sick" Nick Mondo. He looks out at the crowd, before slowly getting in the ring. He grabs a mic, looking around the crowd one more time.*
"Since I have returned I have proven that I am the Master of Deathmatch wrestling. I took this title from Nick F'N Gage, and beat him not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. I also fought this generation's Missing Link at the Season Premiere, FPCW Lockdown. I will hold this title for as long as there is blood in my veins to spill. There is not one man on this planet that has the balls to take it from m-"
*The fans ERUPT, as out walks JON MOXLEY!! Moxley, returning from an absence, slowly walks down through the crowd. He stares a hole through Mondo, as Mondo stares back at him.*
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