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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 14, 2024 18:19:24 GMT -5
 "Greetings, Wrestling Fans! It is I, your FPCW Commissioner Excalibur, here to bring you a FPCW Special Update! At FPCW Bash at the Beach, we already have three major matches announced, with Pegasus Seiya defending the IWGP Heavyweight Championship against Hangman Adam Page, Darby Allin facing Kazuchika Okada, and Jack Perry issuing an open challenge, BUT I HAVE MORE!!" "Runaway Express and the Billington Bulldogs put on a classic on a recent FPCW Live! But it went to the 30-minute Time Limit, ending in a draw. But FEAR NOT! These two teams will battle in a 2/3 Falls Match, with 45 Minute Limits this time!" "I've seen the interaction between Evil Uno and Dustin Rhodes. Well, they will be facing off in a one-on-one encounter!" "The Violent Gentleman Miles Blackwell will also be in action, as he faces the mysterious Axiom!" "In a first time matchup, The Local Hero Joe Hendry battles The Leader of the Patriarchy Christian Cage!" "Mariah May gets a warm up match for All In, as she faces off against Desert Sun!" "And Daniel Aaron Michalles defends the FPCW Silver Star Championship against "Cold Stone" Tim Boston!" |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 15, 2024 21:38:59 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Welcome to FPCW BASH AT THE BEACH! I'm Tony Schiavone, bringing you the hottest event of the summer! Let's get right into the action!" Opening Bout: Miles Blackwell v. Axiom{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"What an upset! Axiom surprises Blackwell and gets the win!!" Second Bout: Evil Uno v. Dustin Rhodes{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Rhodes rolls out of the ring, celebrating the win. Uno looks on in the ring, pounding his fist into the mat in frustration.* Third Bout: Mariah May v. Desert Sun{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Desert Sun celebrates her win, but Mariah ATTACKS after the bell!! She grabs a shoe, but Toni runs out, chasing her off!* Fourth Bout: Jack Perry Open Challenge{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Eddie celebrates in the ring, but the ELITE slowly make their way out to the ring, looking to surround the ring. But as they get in, purple smoke fills the ring, and the DARK PRINCE appears!! Lapis stares the trio down, before they slowly back off, taking Perry with them. Lapis turns to Eddie, smiling at the War King.* Fifth Bout: Joe Hendry v. Christian Cage{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Not a great outing for Joe Hendry's Pay-Per-View debut here, as he falls to Christian Cage!" Sixth Bout: 2/3 Falls: Runaway Express v. Billington Bulldogs{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Runaway Express picks up the win here, and earns 2 points in the process!!" Seventh Bout: Darby Allin v. Kazuchika Okada{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*After Okada's win, the ELITE come out again, surrounding Darby. But again, the purple smoke rises, and now, both Lapis and Eddie stand between them and Darby. The ELITE again choose wisely, retreating from confrontation.* Eighth Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Daniel Aaron Michalles (c) v. Tim Boston{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Daniel Aaron Michalles picks up another win, successfully defending the FPCW Silver Star Championship!!" Main Event: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Pegasus Seiya (c) v. Hangman Adam Page{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Seiya slowly gets to his feet, holding the belt high. He looks over at Hangman for a moment. Hangman slowly gets to his feet, but the two stare each other down more, an uncomfortable feeling settles around the arena as the show ends, fading to black.* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 4, 2024 20:41:38 GMT -5
*In the back, we see Eddie Kingston sitting in a private locker room. He wipes his head with a towel, before looking at the camera.*
"I've been up and down the bumpy road of life. And I haven't made a lot of friends. But I will always fight for what I think is right. And I am fighting for this company. The ELITE think they can walk in and push everyone around, just because they're execs in another company? I don't think so. Not on my watch. Now you may be wondering, "Eddie? I thought you were hurt? How are you walking around, fit as a fiddle?" Well, it's a bit complicated...a little Black Magic, so to speak. For you see, I made a deal with the devil..."
*We hear laughter, as Lapis, Desert Sun, and Darby walk into the camera view.*
"Eddie, Eddie. Flattery will get you nowhere. But yes, there was a little Black Magic involved. Eddie has been by my side for a while now. While we've had our skirmishes, and our disagreements, we've been there for each other. And I thought, "Why not repay a favor, and help him in his recovery?" And now, we have a chance to finally rid FPCW of the ELITE. I was discussing some things with FPCW Commissioner Excalibur. Not only did I cash in my three points for Night 2 of FPCW Slammiversary, but I requested a match for Night 1.
The Wild Force.
The ELITE.
WARGAMES."
*Eddie laughs maniacally, but then stops.*
"But Lapis, we got an issue. We only have 3 here. No offense, Desert Sun, but I don't want you harmed before your match with Kris Statlander for the FPCW Women's Championship. Sting is, well, kinda retired. And Mox, well.....he's not really talking to me right now."
"I'm glad you mentioned that, Eddie. For you see, I have connections throughout the Kingdom..."
*We hear footsteps, and in walks TIGER MASK W.*
"Some may be surprised to see me here. But I have history with Okada. And to see the path that he walks, after I helped save New Japan from the GWM, it's disgraceful. So when Lapis asked me to join the fight, I couldn't say no. I will help end the ELITE in FPCW."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 28, 2024 17:59:31 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Welcome to Night One of the Annual Celebration that is FPCW SLAMMIVERSARY!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have an amazing lineup for you! We have the first half of the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament! We have a couple titles on the line! We have WARGAMES!! But first, Runaway Express look to earn their third point, and a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!" Opening Bout: Runaway Express v. For the Love of Money{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Rest of Watersfall Industries comes out, celebrating FtLoM's win over Runaway Express. But as they celebrate, FPCW Commissioner Excalibur appears on the big screen!*
"Congrats, Nicky Valentine and Julian Richards! But don't think Watersfall Industries is out of the woods. For you see, I actually found another team that has 3 points already, and gold already, but they want a shot to earn more gold..."
*Out walks the IWGP Tag Team Champions, Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad!! They point at Daniel Aaron Michalles and Riot Control, motioning at the belts!* Second Bout: FPCW King of Trios: Team Joe (c) v. Whitechapel Brood{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the hooligans from Whitechapel pick up gold here at Slammiversary, winning the FPCW King of Trios!!" Third Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Starboy Charlie v. Futuro v. Dante Leon{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Dante Leon moves on to the quarterfinals of the Young Lions Cup!!" Fourth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Tommy Billington v. Olympiad v. Daniel Garcia{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the masked Olympiad picks up the win, moving on to the quarter-finals!!" Fifth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Chi-Town Kid v. Cole Radrick v. Romeo Reese{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And another newcomer picks up the win, as Chi-Town Kid punches his ticket into the quarter-finals!" Sixth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Laredo Dragon v. CPU v. Canada Kid{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"The Cybernetic Luchador picks up the win, and the FPCW Original moves on after a tough battle!" Seventh Bout: FPCW Silver Star Championship: Daniel Aaron Michalles (c) v. RC Dangerously{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*RC Dangerously gets up, holding his hands high. Adam Bomb walks out, clapping, giving RC a high five, as the ref hands him the title. He leans down, mocking Michalles, shoving his face, before walking off celebrating.* Eighth Bout: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Pegasus Seiya (c) v. Miles Blackwell{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Seiya gets up slowly, being handed the belt. But as he turns around, he gets kicked in the gut, and DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!! The camera pans, and we see JON MOXLEY!! He looks down at Seiya, before looking over at Blackwell, motioning him to follow, to the confusion of everyone!* Main Event: WARGAMES: Wild Force v. The ELITE{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*The Wild Force help each other up, celebrating as the ELITE make their retreat out of the cage. The four in the ring celebrate with the fans and each other, as Night One ends...* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 29, 2024 20:12:08 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING "Welcome to Night 2 of the Annual Celebration that is FPCW SLAMMIVERSARY!! Tonight, we continue the FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament, titles are on the line, and Hangman and Swerve battle in an EXPLODING BARBWIRE DEATHMATCH!" Opening Bout: FPCW Tag Team Championships: Watersfall Industries (c) v. Los Crabs{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Not even the might of Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad could overcome the Tag Team Champions, as they retain on Night 2!!" Second Bout: FPCW Parts Unknown Openweight Championship: Claymore (c) v. Alkatraz{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Alkatraz celebrates in the ring, as out walks Jack Norrington! The Ripper stares at Alkatraz, before smiling, laughing as he pats him on the shoulder. He turns to Claymore, picking him up, and DROPPING HIM WITH BUCK'S ROW!! The two stand tall as officials tend to Claymore!* Third Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Nick Wayne v. Neon v. Fugaz{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Nick Wayne celebrates in the ring, as Christian Cage looks on in the back, nodding in approval.* Fourth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Kerry Morton v. Bumblebee v. Kid Lightning{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Kid Lightning moves on to the quarter-finals of the Young Lions Cup!" Fifth Bout: Young Lions Cup Qualifier: Kidd Bandit v. Jay Malachi v. Lou King Sharp{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Lou King Sharp, the Hardcore Young Lion, moves on to the quarter-finals!" Sixth Bout: CM Ant v. Thvnderhawk v. Blue Kane{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And the Redacted Monster takes down the reigning Young Lions Cup Champion, guaranteeing a New FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion!" Seventh Bout: World of STARDOM Championship: Xia Brookside (c) v. Mariah May{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Brookside holds the belt high after the win, but Mariah DROPS HER IN THE BACK WITH AN ELBOW!! Mariah picks up Brookside, and HITS THE STORM ZERO!! She walks out of the ring, frustrated, as officials tend to Brookside!* Eighth Bout: Exploding Barbwire Deathmatch: Hangman Adam Page v. Swerve Strickland{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Swerve holds his hands up, but he looks over at Hangman. He grabs a chair, looking to inflict more damage to Page. But out of the crowd, two hooded men get in the ring behind him. And when Swerve turns around, they DRILL HIM in the face! They start pummeling Swerve, as the crowd looks on. The duo get up, looking over at Hangman. They slowly lower their hoods, revealing ADAM BOMB and RC DANGEROUSLY. The two nod at Hangman, before slowly making their way out of the ring, back through the crowd.* Ninth Bout: FPCW Women's Championship: Kris Statlander (c) v. Desert Sun{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Statlander holds the belt high after the win, mocking Desert Sun, as the officials tend to her as well.* Main Event: FPCW Grand Championship: CM Waters (c) v. Lapis Umbral{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Waters celebrates, mocking Lapis Umbral. The rest of Watersfall walks out, looking to put a hurt on Lapis, but out of the crowd comes JON MOXLEY!!! He walks in the ring with a kendo stick, making Watersfall Industries retreat. He helps Lapis up, who shakes his hand, thanking him. Mox nods, then DRILLS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE KENDO STICK!!! The fans look on, shocked, as Mox picks up Lapis, mouthing off at the Dark Prince, before DROPPING HIM WITH A DEATH RIDER!!! Mox stands over the fallen prince as the show ends, fading to black...* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 8, 2024 18:21:12 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as we see the Dangerous Alliance walking down a hallway. They're stopped as Tony Schiavone approaches them.*
"RC Dangerously, Adam Bomb, at FPCW Slammiversary, we saw you assist Hangman Adam Page after his Exploding Barbwire Deathmatch against Swerve Strickland. Fans are wanting to know....why? You were tormenting him just only a couple months ago..."
*Adam Bomb chuckles at the question.*
"It's true that we were rough on Hangman, but that was for his own good. And now, he's seen the light. And I feel like we had a helping hand in pushing him in the right direction, if you will."
"That's right, Tony. You see, I came back to FPCW after a long hiatus to make things right around here. And we will stop at nothing, and nobody, in order to complete our mission. And let me start off by saying this: Chi-Town Kid, watch yourself. You want to think you're the Favorite Son of the Second City? I will go through you, and that old decrepit shit-stirrer who can't do a proper Sharpshooter if need be."
*The two walk off, as Schiavone looks on, perplexed.*
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 11, 2024 23:29:30 GMT -5
"Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to another edition of FPCW LIVE!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we have another action packed lineup! We have the Quarterfinals of the Annual FPCW Young Lions Cup Tournament, with the Final Four heading to the next pay-per-view! Also tonight, TrainWreck is looking to gain a little payback from Watersfall Industries, as he takes on "Lover Boy" Nicky Valentine! And Eddie Kingston wants retribution after Slammiversary, as he takes on the Bastard PAC!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 14, 2024 0:06:15 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, and we see Kingston in the private dressing room of Lapis Umbral and Desert Sun. He sits alone, an ice bag on his neck and shoulders. He looks at the camera.*
"I don't know what the hell has come over you, Mox. But I know part of it has to be that piece of s*** Claudio. I've had my beef with Danielson, but we buried that hatchet a while ago. And Yuta....I know PAC is a bastard, but Yuta.....I thought I knew you better. Clearly that is not the case..."
"I don't know what issue you have with Dragon, Mox. But when you mess with my boy Lapis, you done f***ed up. We are not gonna stand for this!! You want a war, Mox? You better be ready to go all out. Because we're ready for all out..."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 18, 2024 18:22:05 GMT -5
*We cut to another part of the arena, and see Pegasus Seiya walking down the hallway. He stops as he gets to the camera.*
"We all have our transgressions. I know I have many skeletons in my closet from my time here in FPCW. But I've always been up for a fight for what I believe in. Moxley, you want to walk down this path of darkness and destruction? I've walked this path many a time since I first arrived here 9 years ago. So I know the path all too well. How about this? You. Me. FPCW Nightmare Night. For the IWGP Heavyweight Championship......in AN EMPTY ARENA MATCH? Your move, Mox. Don't start a fire that you can't contain. Because I will consume you."
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 26, 2024 22:26:15 GMT -5
 "Hello again, wrestling fans, and welcome to another FPCW Special Update! I'm FPCW Commissioner Excalibur, bringing you all the news of Fire Pro Championship Wrestling! Tomorrow night, we have the spookiest show of the year, FPCW Nightmare Night! Already in action we have Eddie Kingston v. PAC, along with an Empty Arena Match for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship between Pegasus Seiya and Jon Moxley! But also in action, the Dark Prince of Everfree, Lapis Umbral, defends the NEVER Openweight Championship against Claudio Castagnoli!" "The rift between TERMINUS and Watersfall Industries continues to build, as Avery Good will go one on one with Tracy Williams, and Runaway Express battles For the Love of Money in a 2/3 Falls Match!" "We'll also have women's action, as Toni Storm battles Yuka Sakazaki for the first time ever! And Xia Brookside defends the World of STARDOM Championship against Anna Jay!" "Also, we conclude the Annual Young Lions Cup Tournament, as 4 men are left to determine who will be the new FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion!" |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 27, 2024 21:55:17 GMT -5
FIRE PRO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
NIGHTMARE NIGHT "Welcome to the spookiest night of the year, FPCW NIGHTMARE NIGHT!! I'm Tony Schiavone, and tonight, we've got an exciting lineup for you! We have the conclusion of the Annual Young Lions Cup Tournament, where we crown a new FPCW Young Lions Cup Champion! Also in action, the bad blood between TERMINUS and Watersfall Industries continues, as Avery Good battles Tracy Williams, and Runaway Express and For the Love of Money face off in a 2/3 Falls Match! Titles are on the line, as Xia Brookside defends the World of STARDOM Championship against Anna Jay, Lapis Umbral defends the NEVER Openweight Championship against Claudio Castagnoli, and Pegasus Seiya defends the IWGP Heavyweight Championship against Jon Moxley in an EMPTY ARENA MATCH! Let's get to the action!" Opening Bout: Young Lions Cup Semis: CPU v. Olympiad{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"In a battle of luchadors, CPU gets the win, and moves to the finals, looking for his first title in FPCW!" Second Bout: Young Lions Cup Semis: Dante Leon v. Chi-Town Kid{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Leon picks up his spot in the semis, looking to take down CPU in the Finals!" Third Bout: Avery Good v. Tracy Williams{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Williams celebrates outside of the ring, as Avery gains his bearings. He looks at Williams, frustrated that he lost to his own finisher.* Fourth Bout: Toni Storm v. Yuka Sakazaki{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"A timeless classic between these two, as Timeless Toni Storm picks up the win over the Magical Girl!!" Fifth Bout: Last Man Standing: Eddie Kingston v. PAC{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Kingston celebrates his win, but he sees the BCC coming from the crowd. He grabs a kendo stick, telling them to bring it. Mox regroups with them, as they make a retreat when others start to get in the ring.* Sixth Bout: 2/3 Falls: Runaway Express v. For the Love of Money{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"For the Love of Money continue to be a thorn in the side of Runaway Express, taking them down after a tough battle!" Seventh Bout: NEVER Openweight Championship: Lapis Umbral (c) v. Claudio Castagnoli{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Claudio holds the belt high, as Lapis looks on, despondent. Mox slides in the ring, grabbing Lapis by the hair. He mouths off at Lapis, before dropping him with the DEATH RIDER! They walk out of the ring, as officials tend to Lapis.* Eighth Bout: World of STARDOM Championship: Xia Brookside (c) v. Anna Jay{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Xia Brookside picks up another tough win as she successfully defends against Anna Jay!!" Ninth Bout: FPCW Young Lions Cup Final{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"And Dante Leon wins his first title here in FPCW, winning the FPCW Young Lions Cup, taking down one of the FPCW Originals!" Main Event: IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Empty Arena Match: Pegasus Seiya (c) v. Jon Moxley{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}*Seiya holds the belt high, but the BCC make their presence known again!! They swarm Seiya, holding him against the ropes. Mox grabs a kendo stick, mouthing off at him, but before he can do anything, they're ran off by Lapis and Eddie holding kendo sticks! The three stand tall in the ring as the show ends, fading to black!* |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 30, 2024 19:26:15 GMT -5
*We cut to backstage, as Hangman Adam Page walks down a hallway. He rounds a corner, stopping, as we see Adam Bomb, RC Dangerously, and Abyss standing there. He walks up to them.*
"I don't know what your game is. But know this, if you stand in my way, like the rest..."
*RC surprises Page, putting a hand up.*
"Far from it, Hangman. You see. We saw a runaway train going down the tracks. And I thought, 'Why stand in front of the train, when you can hop on, and help guide it on its path?'"
*Hangman looks at them, a bit cautious. But RC continues.*
"You see, there's an event coming up. The biggest 3-nights of the year. King of Trios. I know you've won it, and I know my two friends here have won it. Hell, Adam's won it with you. To cut to the chase, what I'm suggesting is....join us. Join us for King of Trios."
*Hangman thinks about it for a moment, before nodding, walking off, as the Dangerous Alliance smiles.*
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