Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 27, 2015 10:20:08 GMT -5
*Mankind is thrown off HIAC* "As God as my witness that was a great moment"
*A wild big red monster appears* "I was talking to Paul Bearer backstage and he told me that was Kane, bah gawd what a moment for that family"
*Jeff is reaching for the WWF championship* "Climb the Ladder, young man! Make yourself a memorable moment"
*Austin wins at WM17* "Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF title! Bah Gawd what a historic moment."
What other great moments in wrestling history would be ruined by Michael Cole calling them a great moment instead of naturally coming up with a memorable quote? (Not necessarily by JR).
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edgehead
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Post by edgehead on Aug 27, 2015 10:24:49 GMT -5
I like this post. You don't HAVE to say its a memorable moment. If its a special moment, it will be remembered.
"Hulk Hogan just bodyslammed Andre The Giant! What a memorable Wrestlemania moment this will be!"
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Post by captainhindsite on Aug 27, 2015 10:26:12 GMT -5
Hogan just lifted Andre what a wrestlemania moment
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 27, 2015 10:28:47 GMT -5
"IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN"
OOOOOOOH MY! VINTAGE MCMAHON!
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Post by 魔界5号 on Aug 27, 2015 11:12:43 GMT -5
"The Rock has finally beaten Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania.
Don't forget to download the WWE App for an exclusive interview after the show."
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edgehead
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Post by edgehead on Aug 27, 2015 11:17:13 GMT -5
Vince: "I have purchased WCW!"
Cole: "This is the most memorable night in the history of our sport!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 11:20:09 GMT -5
This thread is awesome, I was just thinking about this.
It's like how they manufactured another curtain call, then immediately did an article about it for their website talking about what a moment it was. How about instead letting us as fans decide what was a historical moment, and then write articles based on what we are buzzing about?
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 27, 2015 11:22:14 GMT -5
What a fruity, fruity, delicious, fruity moment!
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 27, 2015 11:33:51 GMT -5
"The Rock has finally beaten Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania. Don't forget to download the WWE App for an exclusive interview after the show." THATS BALLGAME, MAGGLE!
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Post by Aboutreika18 on Aug 27, 2015 11:38:30 GMT -5
The worst was when Undertaker partnered Cena in a match against some team at MSG.
They won and after the match Taker tombstoned Cena leading to this stream of shite from Cole:
"Another vintage moment at Madison Square Garden!"
f*** off Cole, seriously.
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 27, 2015 12:23:25 GMT -5
Hogan just lifted Andre what a wrestlemania moment woah there a sec. how do we know if Hogan can lift someone the size of Andre?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 12:42:06 GMT -5
*After a heated exchange of words, Steve Austin and Mike Tyson begin brawling*
"Tyson and Austin! #TysonVsAustin is trending worldwide! My God what a moment!"
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Post by captainhindsite on Aug 27, 2015 12:43:49 GMT -5
Hogan just lifted Andre what a wrestlemania moment woah there a sec. how do we know if Hogan can lift someone the size of Andre? Just ask the 100000000009 people that saw it live at the golden dome jack
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Johnny Flamingo
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Aug 27, 2015 20:49:44 GMT -5
I'd like to see Cole ruin every historic moment just for laughs.
"Shawn Michaels has just defeated Bret Hart, what a wrestlemania moment. Don't forget to log onto WWE network right after Mania for a 2 hour total divas special immediately after Wrestlemania.
"total Divas Maggle, AH love it"
"Brie, Carmella next on the network"
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BRV
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Post by BRV on Aug 27, 2015 20:53:04 GMT -5
*Mankind is thrown off HIAC* "As God as my witness that was a great moment" How about classic moments that would equally be ruined by JBL? "LOOG'OUT MAGGLE, WE GOT US A FLYIN' FOLEY! HAHA I LOVE IT!"
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Post by xCompackx on Aug 27, 2015 20:55:16 GMT -5
I like this post. You don't HAVE to say its a memorable moment. If its a special moment, it will be remembered. "Hulk Hogan just bodyslammed Andre The Giant! What a memorable Wrestlemania moment this will be!" That's the biggest problem I have with commentary today. They spend so much time telling us that things are memorable or telling us that X wrestler is "having fun" when we can see that shit for ourselves. We're human beings, we can understand these things.
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Post by fortknox on Aug 27, 2015 20:56:36 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan just bodyslammed the 1000lbs Andre The Giant in front of 100,000 fans at the SilverDome. What a WrestleMania moment.
*A few minutes later*
OH MY GOD Andre The Giant has passed away as a result of the slam. Another great WrestleMania moment.
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Post by Clawley Race on Aug 27, 2015 21:01:26 GMT -5
Tyson hit Austin! Tyson hit Austin! What a moment!
Tyson just likes to have fun; I love it Maggle!
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BRV
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Post by BRV on Aug 27, 2015 21:03:56 GMT -5
(two wrestling legends stare each other down in the middle of the ring as thousands of flash bulbs go off around the stadium)
"What a WrestleMania moment. And of course, don't forget to use the hashtag #RockvsHogan when discussing this match on social media!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 21:06:39 GMT -5
"ANGLE'S COVERING THE ALLIANCE IN MILK! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN GAVE THE CORPORATION A BEER BATH! THIS IS ANGLE'S AUSTIN 3:16!"
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