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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 30, 2015 19:21:19 GMT -5
YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL FLASH AND NO FURY!
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2015 19:47:58 GMT -5
It really does. My character is a Nord and she kicked everyone's asses.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Aug 30, 2015 19:53:10 GMT -5
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 30, 2015 20:04:42 GMT -5
"I was the best soldier in the Stormcloak army, until I took a sword through the chest."
f*** your arrows to the knee, that guy is seriously hardcore.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2015 20:17:30 GMT -5
I don't like those cat and lizard people. I have an urge to kill them whenever I meet them. Not sure why. I think I'm just racist to anything that isn't human. I'm not too keen on orcs either. I think Skyrim should be just for Nords, and maybe Bretons.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Aug 30, 2015 21:11:52 GMT -5
Sorry, its a Bretons world... Existing in a world of magic where magic has zero effect on you is gamebreaker
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 30, 2015 21:15:26 GMT -5
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?
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Post by Lazy peon on Aug 30, 2015 21:23:45 GMT -5
I don't like those cat and lizard people. I have an urge to kill them whenever I meet them. Not sure why. I think I'm just racist to anything that isn't human. I'm not too keen on orcs either. I think Skyrim should be just for Nords, and maybe Bretons. I bet you'd love to go back to Morrowind times when the cat and lizard people were often slaves, you bigot.
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I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Aug 30, 2015 21:26:47 GMT -5
CURVED! SW-ORDS!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 30, 2015 21:39:02 GMT -5
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2015 21:53:03 GMT -5
I don't like those cat and lizard people. I have an urge to kill them whenever I meet them. Not sure why. I think I'm just racist to anything that isn't human. I'm not too keen on orcs either. I think Skyrim should be just for Nords, and maybe Bretons. I bet you'd love to go back to Morrowind times when the cat and lizard people were often slaves, you bigot. I haven't played that game, but if they were enslaved, yes that would be acceptable. I want order. That's why I joined the Imperial Legion. They offered me a military rank and an excuse to club some heads. I also love Proudspire Manor. I even killed Victoria da Vinci's (or whatever she was called) and her husband solely because I wanted their house, which is right next door. Ever so often when all their shit respawns, I collect it all and sell it to Bits and Pieces. It's a good little source of loose change. I clubbed every Dragon Priest in Skyrim to death, because I can't very well have undead demon sorcerers rising from their graves in my perfect Nordic paradise. I'm on Level 107. I walk around wearing double enchanted, legendary upgraded Dragonbone Armour with a Dragonbone Mace to club mammoths with. I have an enhanced crossbow I use for moose hunts. When I hit them with steel bolts, the poor bastards fly 13 feet into the air. The only thing that pisses me off is that I can't kill the Jarl of Solitude, become official Queen of Skyrim and move into the Blue Palace. I should be allowed to do that.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 30, 2015 21:54:05 GMT -5
I don't like those cat and lizard people. I have an urge to kill them whenever I meet them. Not sure why. I think I'm just racist to anything that isn't human. I'm not too keen on orcs either. I think Skyrim should be just for Nords, and maybe Bretons. You've made a powerful enemy today.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2015 21:56:34 GMT -5
Hey I love cats. I just don't like them when they walk around on two feet, talk to me and try to sell me useless junk like ice wolf pelts and red apples.
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Post by Hot Noodle Truck on Aug 30, 2015 22:19:21 GMT -5
"Khajit has wares if you have coin."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 22:25:59 GMT -5
Talk tough to me! I looooove tough guys!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 30, 2015 22:29:26 GMT -5
I'm a high elf. Leave me be or get a taste of my warhammer.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2015 22:38:53 GMT -5
I don't like those cat and lizard people. I have an urge to kill them whenever I meet them. Not sure why. I think I'm just racist to anything that isn't human. I'm not too keen on orcs either. I think Skyrim should be just for Nords, and maybe Bretons. I bet you'd love to go back to Morrowind times when the cat and lizard people were often slaves, you bigot. WE MAKE A SPECIAL TRIP JUST FOR YOU SAME LOW PRICE!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 30, 2015 22:47:52 GMT -5
I bet you'd love to go back to Morrowind times when the cat and lizard people were often slaves, you bigot. I haven't played that game, but if they were enslaved, yes that would be acceptable. I want order. That's why I joined the Imperial Legion. They offered me a military rank and an excuse to club some heads. I also love Proudspire Manor. I even killed Victoria da Vinci's (or whatever she was called) and her husband solely because I wanted their house, which is right next door. Ever so often when all their shit respawns, I collect it all and sell it to Bits and Pieces. It's a good little source of loose change. I clubbed every Dragon Priest in Skyrim to death, because I can't very well have undead demon sorcerers rising from their graves in my perfect Nordic paradise. I'm on Level 107. I walk around wearing double enchanted, legendary upgraded Dragonbone Armour with a Dragonbone Mace to club mammoths with. I have an enhanced crossbow I use for moose hunts. When I hit them with steel bolts, the poor bastards fly 13 feet into the air. The only thing that pisses me off is that I can't kill the Jarl of Solitude, become official Queen of Skyrim and move into the Blue Palace. I should be allowed to do that.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Aug 30, 2015 23:53:44 GMT -5
Under the principles of self-determination, Skyrim should belong to the Nords. If the Empire were just, they'd hold a referendum on the matter and listen to the will of the people. The people of Skyrim have been used too long by the Empire and get nothing in return. The sheer amount of crumbling forts and infrastructure in the region should tell you that much. I would hope that the Nords would be respectful of other ethnic groups within their borders, but the fact remains that the Nords have a homeland and it's called Skyrim! >
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Aug 31, 2015 0:11:24 GMT -5
The Nords can have their nasty frozen wasteland as far as I'm concerned.
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