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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Aug 31, 2015 13:27:58 GMT -5
This just in: wild fires have spread all across F.A.N. as a result of a series of burns started by Heartbreaker. The Off-Topic division of the M.O.D. has issued a warrant for Heartbreaker's capture. This is Heartbreaker's second encounter with the law after a wildly publicized incident in which she saw her license in huganomics taken away from her due to prescribing bad hugs. She is considered armed and dangerous. In other news, Demented? More like de-MINTed. As in, you're no longer allowed to have mint.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Aug 31, 2015 13:33:19 GMT -5
SNAKEBITE THE N01 FRENCHMAN?
MORORRRRORRRR LIKE
FAKE KITES THE NUMBER 1 ALASKAN
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 31, 2015 13:37:17 GMT -5
Madlibs? More like moderately irked libs!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 31, 2015 14:45:31 GMT -5
Cthuhlu? More like Azathoth!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 14:48:58 GMT -5
"Ravishing" AJ Powell?
More like "Radish-ing" AJ Powell
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Aug 31, 2015 16:01:13 GMT -5
Bart?! More like FART!! HHHAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I'm so funny, I bet I'm the first person to even think of that one!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 31, 2015 19:36:25 GMT -5
SsnakeBite? More like the Number 2 Frenchman!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 31, 2015 19:37:34 GMT -5
Casey Jones is Insane?
More like a perfectly rational human being!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 20:19:01 GMT -5
WCW Champion DarkMyau??? More like Terri Invitational Tournament winner DarkMyau!! heh Are you calling me Gangrel!!?? And Rockstar Magic? More like Popstar formulaic!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 31, 2015 21:28:58 GMT -5
WCW Champion DarkMyau, more like WCW Champion DarkPooPoo!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 21:46:03 GMT -5
KAMALARAMBO?
more like KAMALARAMPOO
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 31, 2015 22:09:06 GMT -5
Douglas? More like Dorkglas. Cthuhlu? More like Azathoth! That's kind of like a step up really. In terms of hierarchy at least, as Cthulhu's just a Great Old One - a high priest of them, while Azthoth is the ruler of the outer gods.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 1, 2015 3:27:33 GMT -5
aka Cthulhu? More like aka Cthul-BOO!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 1, 2015 6:46:12 GMT -5
Douglas? More like Dorkglas. Cthuhlu? More like Azathoth! That's kind of like a step up really. In terms of hierarchy at least, as Cthulhu's just a Great Old One - a high priest of them, while Azthoth is the ruler of the outer gods. NERD!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 22:48:08 GMT -5
I prefer KAMALABALBOA
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King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 4, 2015 18:36:39 GMT -5
SuperSweet, taste more like Montreal Smoked Meat!
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 4, 2015 21:17:51 GMT -5
The Unconquered Sun? More like the CONQUERED SUN!
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 4, 2015 22:00:14 GMT -5
Hashtagdaley?
More like Hashbrownstaley!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 22:59:50 GMT -5
I prefer his twin brother Stasis.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 5, 2015 6:10:07 GMT -5
SuPeRsWeEt piff more like smelly yellow teeth.
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