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Post by Dub H on Sept 2, 2015 19:56:30 GMT -5
UGH. The cutoff is literally the day after our WU roster draft nooooooo
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 3, 2015 0:30:06 GMT -5
A little late but it's time for the...
Week According to TEW
It's a big week for us in WU as we go through our first PPV and I, for one, am looking forward to how much popularity we can lose with 3 shows in a single week!
Show Notes
Raw Week 4, August 2015
Barrett wasn't cool with losing to Neville, apparently he took exception to being beaten by him for the 50th time but not the other 49.
Vince would be so proud as Roman came out of his squash looking very strong. His squash got a B, the 4-way match got a B, Bates/Lynch got a E.
Cage apparently didn't come off very well in his segment with Christian. Seems TEW has already decided who the one true Cage is.
Sheamus' squash got a B-, Hardy and Kalisto vs Aries and Shaw got a C+
I imagine the fans were quite confused when Chris Sabin came out impersonating Jeff Hardy but they apparently got used to it quick.
Owens/McIntyre got a B and Bryan/Rollins had a true A+ MOTY candidate! I'm also told they have great chemistry.
How Bad Was It?: Pretty strong show, actually, as we got an A, our highest grade ever, and...wait a minute, this can't be right. I'm being told we actually gained popularity!? Truly this is the greatest day in the history of our sport!
Nitro Week 4, August 2015
Big Show didn't like going to a draw with New Day, probably used to Vince booking him to win against all the young guys.
Cesaro was also unhappy with losing, probably thinks Zayn is too Canadian.
New Day/Local Men got a B. Apparently Kofi and Xavier Woods have no chemistry as a team which is odd as I always assumed they had at least a bit more chemistry than R-Truth and Woods did together.
Swagger/Dallas got a B, Styles/Blake got a C.
DJ Z attacking Greg Iron bombed as a segment. I'm gonna blame the air horns.
Another Dalton Castle segment that bombed. Don't worry, folks, even if it kills this company I'm getting Castle as over in TEW as he is in WU!
Bayley and Eva vs The Beautiful People got a D, Rusev squash got a C- and Zayn/Cesaro got a B.
How Bad Was It?: Overall, we got a C+ this week, lower than last week. We also lost popularity for the show.
In the end WWE decisively beat WCW by actually managing to gain popularity for us. Now then...
WWE Summerslam 2015
It's a historic show, not just because of all the new champions being crowned, but because this is the first PPV card to have 5 matches that didn't include a Royal Rumble! At least none of them are Sheamus/Orton.
Sandow/Miz got a B, Aries/Kalisto got a B-, SabinHardy/Shaw got a C+.
Bryan does it again and has another A+ match with Sheamus. I'm thinking this Bryan kid is going to be something special but he'll probably have to lose to Cena a few times for us to be sure.
Okada/Owens got a B+
How Bad Was It?: It could have gone worse, it was more a pain in the ass to book due to having 3 hours for only 5 matches. We got a B+ overall and lost a whole crapton of popularity
Other News and Overviews
It's actually been a pretty tame week, nobody did anything crazy. Maybe they all saw what happened with Jeff and didn't want Abyss to come in a fill their spot.
News from Around the World
Somehow, despite us taking their top title and making it relevant again, the NWA is still shambling on. They haven't crowned a new world champ yet but they gave Sugar Dunkerton their Junior Heavyweight title and the odd pairing of Lince Dorado and Michael Tarver won the tag titles.
In other shocking news, TNA Xplosion got dropped from TV. Looking forward to seeing how long until Impact suffers the same fate.
Anywhoo, that's all I got for you folks this week. See you all next go around!
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Post by Dub H on Sept 3, 2015 0:33:38 GMT -5
Bates/Lynch got a E.
...just stop using this program,stop
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Post by suave on Sept 3, 2015 21:19:59 GMT -5
Bates/Lynch got a E. ...just stop using this program,stop Divas Revolution...?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 4, 2015 16:39:51 GMT -5
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 4, 2015 19:29:04 GMT -5
@bulldempsey: After I beat Chris Hero this week he's going to have to change his name to Chris Average. #NotMyHero #CallMeBullHero
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 5, 2015 12:25:14 GMT -5
Away from laptop. Show script is with FJ. Forward your things to him just in case.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 14:36:07 GMT -5
Can you dig it?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 5, 2015 14:48:46 GMT -5
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 5, 2015 14:52:03 GMT -5
Plan B doubleheader tomorrow. Sorry I suck
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 14:59:38 GMT -5
Plan B doubleheader tomorrow. Sorry I suck No i`m running this thing. WE ARE TAKING OVER.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 5, 2015 14:59:40 GMT -5
Double H might be running it today, actually.
But if it is tomorrow, WCW will need to be first as I have plans for 3:30pm Eastern.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:00:57 GMT -5
You are now tuned in to the world's greatest… Tonight is the night Bright lights, hype crowd Yeah, we came to throw down Everybody get loud Tonight is the night A-list, can't miss When we burn it to the ground Everybody get downThe Night (2014 Remix) We see signs for Austin Aries, Jeff Hardy, Daniel Bryan, and others as we arrive at the announce table. Five days removed from SummerSlam, welcome to a Saturday Night edition of Raw! This is William Regal, and joining me, as always, is Michael Cole.And we've got a big show planned tonight. We'll be beginning a Round Robin tournament to determine the new Diva's Champion at No Mercy!We'll also see Kevin Owens in action for the first time since his loss in the main event of SummerSlam when he faces Ryback.Drew McIntyre and Dean Ambrose will be in tag team action to kick us off, as they face the former WWE Tag Team Champions, the Prime Time Players.Alex Shelley will make his WWE debut when he faces Baron Corbin!And in our main event, we'll see who will face WWE Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy at No Mercy: will it be Damien Sandow, or Samoa Joe?All this and more tonight, let's get on with the-Time to play the game... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!The GameTriple H makes his way onstage, holding a microphone. We see a "WCW>WWE" sign in the background as he makes he way to the ring. It was a bad night for Triple H at SummerSlam. Not only did his new Authority member Sheamus lose to Daniel Bryan, but the NWA World Heavyweight Championship is now in possession of the rival brand!And he doesn't look happy about it in the slightest.All that I've heard ever since Monday is how badly my cause is damaged. Kevin Owens fails us in the main event! Sheamus can't get the job done against that wrestling garden gnome Daniel Bryan! Drew McIntyre and Dean Ambrose are joining forces! Yeah, yeah, give me a break. You think I'm going to let that stop me? You think I'm letting one bad night prevent me from doing what I do better than anybody else in the world?! Then you're dead wrong. We aren't bowing to anybody anytime soon, and a pair of geeks who think they can bring us down isn't going to change that!
But on to business. Tonight, I'm here to announce that next week, we will be beginning a tournament to determine the new WWE Tag Team Champions! We'll have eight teams in action, but this isn't just going to be your average tournament. You see, four of those duos, they're established teams. Teams like Angelico and Rocky Romero! They've been impressing me week in and week out, of course they're involved! But as for those other four? This is where it gets interesting. The other four teams will be determined via the Lethal Lottery! Anybody who would like to have their name entered into the draw for a shot at tag team gold, all they have to do is stop by my office, and pray that their number comes up with someone they can work with. Deadline is before next week's show.
But enough talking of the future, let's get on with what we have planned for tonight.Triple H drops his mic and exits as we go backstage.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:01:58 GMT -5
We head backstage to a fancy set. There is a podium with a small golden statue similar to an oscar sitting on the podium. A narrator begins speaking. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR FIRST EVER YOUNG BUCKS SLAMMY AWARD SPECIAL! HOSTED BY MATT AND NICK JACKSON! THE YOUNG BUCKS!Matt and Nick Jackson enter the shot, each wearing a fancy dress shirt and suit jacket along with their normal wrestling gear. I am Matt Jackson, joined by Nick Jackson, and as that loud voice in the sky just proclaimed, we are proud to be the hosts of the first ever Young Buck Slammy Awards where we will be honoring the greatest athletes in professional wrestling. Nick, would you like to talk about the first award?Our first award goes to the "darkest superstar" of the WWE. And our nominees are Titus O'Neil, Darren Young, Alicia Fox..... wait are those three legitimately the only black people on our roster?There's uh.... um, is Rocky Romero black?Nah, he's Cuban. Anyway, the darkest superstar award does not go the superstar with the most pigmentation. Instead it goes to the most "dark", "evil", and twisted wrestler in the company. The nominees are Samuel Shaw with his "ooky spooky" promos of creepiness. Jimmy Jacobs, for bringing a f***ing railroad spike to Raw last week. Jeff Hardy for the 120% of the drugs he must have taken to become the sad sad man he is today, and... The Young Bucks. T. he winners are... THE YOUNG BUCKS!
We are the darkest superstars on the roster, as in, we've been fighting dark match after dark match after dark match but still yet to be booked on the actual WWE show. We get it Hunter, you're salty because we stole the SUCK IT! thing. But you're sitting on a gold mine here bro, and the longer you wait, the more we're just going to keep being annoying and stealing attention.
I proudly accept this award for the Young Bucks!Nick Jackson picks up the "slammy" award and exits stage left. Matt pulls out another award from inside the podium, one of a person superkicking another. The next award we're here to present is the Golden Superkick Slammy. And the nominees are Shawn Michaels with the Sweet Chin Music, Hornswoggle with the Sweet Shin Music, Angelico with the Sweet Shit Music, Kalisto with the superkicko, and... The Young Bucks. The winners are... THE YOUNG BUCKS!
I accept this award on behalf of myself and Nick.
Our superkicks are phenomenal. Better than any of all time. Our technique is incomparable. Our style, indescribable. Our movements, undeniable. And our swift kick speed, unstoppable.
Simply the best. Matt takes the award and walks off. Nick Jackson re-enters the shot, holding a slammy shaped like a woman. Our next award is for our Top Diva award. And the nominees are: Alicia Fox, for standing around Dean Ambrose. Nikki Syxx... just kidding. Brie Bella, for her ability to say yes. And... The Young Bucks! The winners are THE YOUNG BUCKS!
We are the top divas of the year because we, unlike others, actually care about our personal hygiene and looking good for the ladies. Beyond that people have called us "divas" because we don't shut up when we're angry. Nah, we voice our opinion and make it well known that we aren't happy with when and where we're being booked or who we're facing. Nick Jackson holds the slammy up as Matt returns with a Slammy of two people standing next to each other. Our final slammy for the night is the tag team of the millennium. And the nominees are The Sinners and Saints, and... The Young Bucks. It's safe to say that we're obviously the best. But why only two tag teams? Because people are damn afraid of us! Seth Rollins, Sin Cara, Austin Aries, Johnny Mundo, Samoa Joe! All of them! Nobody else on the roster are stepping up and forming teams and it's because it's pretty damn obvious that we're the best team in this company and people can't accept being in our shadow.
But let's be real here. No one is at our level. No one can hang with the Young Bucks. We are tag team wrestling. We are a real duo. We're going to shine so bright and no one is going to be able to hang with us.... when Triple H finally gives us that chance. We've been talking for over a month now and we're sick of waiting.
Y O U N G B U C K B O Y Z ! ! ! ! are dying for competition and dying for the chance to kick some ass.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:02:57 GMT -5
The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, at a total combined weight of 509 pounds, Darren Young, Titus O'Neill, the Prime Time Players!The PTP former WWE Tag Team Champions, but they may have their work cut out for them tonight.RetaliationAnd their opponents, at a total combined weight of 475 pounds, the team of Dean Ambrose and Drew McIntyre!This duo, unofficially called "The Revolution", joined together at SummerSlam with the stated goal of destroying The Authority once and for all. This is their first match as a team.Anyone can talk a big game, William. Let's see if these two can back it up.Dean Ambrose and Drew McIntyre vs. The Prime Time Players (Squash) 5 Minutes (5:07)
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 15:03:00 GMT -5
@wweneville: Any Earthlings wishing to join forces and win gold, I am entering this Tag Gauntlet.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 5, 2015 15:03:43 GMT -5
Dean with a rebound clothesline
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 5, 2015 15:05:45 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose and McIntyre with Dirty Deeds and Dirty past relationship with Double Ds.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:07:54 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre works on Darren Young ,stretching his arm and punishing it.
Darren Reachs for Titus O'Neil but Drew McIntyre Irish whips Darren Young to the corner,tagging in dean Ambrose,both man hit Darren Young With a Supelx.
As Darren Young Gets up,Ambrose hits a knee to the gun and hols his arms. DIRTY DEEDS.
1..
2..!
Titus tries to break it but Drew McIntyre tackles him before he can do it.
3!
Your Winners!The Team of Dean Ambrose and Drew McIntyre!!
Both Drew and Ambrose point to the ground in celebration of their victory
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Post by Dub H on Sept 5, 2015 15:09:13 GMT -5
We head backstage to Seth Rollins, addressing the camera.
Over this past month I have not seen the success I deserve. I was not given the NWA World Heavyweight Championship and in fact after beating Chris Jericho, I was cheated in our finals by the team of Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose. And what happened at Summerslam? We lost to WCW. Want to know why? Because I wasn't the one representing our show.
But beyond that, I wasn't even given a shot at the WWE Championship. Wasn't even considered for the Intercontinental Championship. I wasn't even booked for the pay per view.
Last week I told Hunter that these sort of actions are not what I expect and if this partnership is going to continue, things are going to have to change damn soon. But after putting more thought into the situation, I don't blame Triple H. It's not his fault, he's just under pressure because of the new competition and has forgotten who his secret weapon to success is.
I don't blame myself. Obviously. I mean, I'm great. It's not my fault.
I place 100% of the blame on Zahra Schreiber. That girl has been nothing but problems for me. She couldn't be quiet. She couldn't learn her place. And she was political poison for me. Then, if that wasn't enough, now she has to make a huge social media buzz and make me look terrible by association. Well at this moment, Zahra we are done! Through! You are out of my life and can go back to the world of obscurity.
WHAT?
Zahra storms into the shot.
You're breaking up with me?
Did I stutter? You've been nothing but poison to my career with your lovey dovey nonsense. I'm not some love sick puppy. I'm the future and current of the WWE. Better than Sheamus. Better than Reigns. Damn sure better than Daniel Bryan. And because of you and your nonsense, I've been distracted from that goal. You're outta here!
You're a jerk! I've been training to be a wrestler because of you! I signed up for that whole Diva's Championship tournament, you idiot! Well you wait and see, I'm going to win this whole damn tournament and then I'm going to be the one with a title, not you! Then we see who comes crawling back!
Zahra rushes out of the shot in anger. Rollins turns back towards the camera.
She's a fool and she is bound for failure.
But as for me, no woman is going to hold me back anymore. Now I'm in charge of my own destiny and with my mind focused...
Hey, excuse me.
Rollins turns his head and sees Scarlett Bordeaux. Scarlett is wearing a black bra and a very short plaid skirt with black panties showing underneath. Seth's jaw drops at the sight of her.
I'm looking for an old friend of mine, Truth Martini. Have you seen him?
I, um, I, uh...
Seth composes himself.
He's on WCW, not here. But since you're here... I can give you a bit of a tour of the WWE and the local area.
Scarlett smirks at him.
A tour? Where would we be going, Seth?
Ah, that's easy. We start here and I show you around the arena. Visit a local restaurant here in Baltimore and see what else this piece of trash town has to offer. And wrap up with a very expansive tour of my hotel.
Seth smirks and holds his hand out. Scarlett smiles and grabs it.
The duo walks hand in hand out of the shot.
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We cut to the back where Brie Bella is backstage, warming up for her upcoming match with some Hindu squats. She wipes a bead of sweat from her brow as she does, coming to a stop for the moment.
Well last Sunday was a victory for the entire Yes Nation. My husband, Daniel Bryan successfully knocked off that big bully, Sheamus, and in the process proved to the world just what a liar Triple H truly is. To think he underestimated him, just like he always has. But just like last time he did that, well... you saw the results for yourself.
Brie smirks a little.
Well the humiliation is far from over for you, Hunter. See, tonight you want to redeem yourself by using Seth's crazy girlfriend. Honestly I've heard some nasty rumors about her that I'd rather not elaborate on. Trust me, that'll come out soon anyway. Dirty laundry never stays hidden for long.
Zahra, I don't know much about you. Nobody does really. But I know tonight it's you and me face to face. I tried to scout you as best I could, but honestly I couldn't find any footage of you whatsoever! From the deepest trenches of the Internet, nothing. Nothing wrestling-related anyway.
So I'll be honest. I'm coming into this match at a disadvantage. No doubt she wants revenge for Bryan beating her slimy boyfriend. I mean it's not like he cheated to do it, but whatever. Some people can't be reasoned with.
I'm no saint myself either. I know I've been a petty, vindictive bitch at times. Granted trust comes pretty hard when you've been betrayed and enslaved by your own sister. Still, I'm trying to be a better person. Honestly Bryan helps me with that. Just like Seth makes you even worse Zahra.
Tonight I'm gonna prove to you that I'm more then just some interchangeable twin. I'm more then the chick who likes to get drunk at the worst times. I'm more then a person on a reality show trying to make myself famous.
I'm a professional wrestler, and a pretty darn good one. So tonight, get ready, Schreiber. You're gonna experience first hand the power of BRIIIIIIIE MODE!
Brie grins and shadow boxes a little in place as the shot fades.
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