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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 4, 2015 18:28:50 GMT -5
How do u tell if a ants a girl or boy? Poor water on it and if it floots its boyant!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 4, 2015 18:44:31 GMT -5
2 fish are in a tank. one fish turns to the other and ask "how do i shoot the cannon?"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 4, 2015 18:51:56 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"  |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 4, 2015 19:42:01 GMT -5
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Sept 4, 2015 19:53:09 GMT -5
What's it called when you murder your best friend?
Homiecide.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
Posts: 16,332
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 4, 2015 19:59:40 GMT -5
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame
Madame Who?
Madame foot's caught in the door.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
Posts: 5,017
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Post by Derk! on Sept 4, 2015 20:02:56 GMT -5
What's brown and sticky? A stick.  |
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Gucci Gucci Verucci
Dalek
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
AND A LOT OF FOREPLAY UNDERNEATH
Posts: 53,578 
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Post by Gucci Gucci Verucci on Sept 4, 2015 20:52:14 GMT -5
why do the chickne cross ther oad???
i dont know
hes got stuff to do
ask some1 else hahaaaaa
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Post by bibboid on Sept 4, 2015 23:58:16 GMT -5
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
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Post by DSR on Sept 5, 2015 0:07:09 GMT -5
I used this one elsewhere, but f*** it, enjoy:
I refuse to date anyone who has had their feet amputated. I'm sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 0:18:11 GMT -5
How do you make a plumber cry? {Spoiler}Murder his entire family. |
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LuchaBella
Team Rocket
No pants = heathen
Be careful with me.., it's not a threat, it's a warnin'
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Post by LuchaBella on Sept 5, 2015 0:25:02 GMT -5
Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much. I'm going to hell for laughing at this. |
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LuchaBella
Team Rocket
No pants = heathen
Be careful with me.., it's not a threat, it's a warnin'
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Post by LuchaBella on Sept 5, 2015 0:27:17 GMT -5
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
(I'm Mexican, don't kill me).
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Post by bibboid on Sept 5, 2015 1:30:54 GMT -5
What is a pirate's favorite holiday?
Arrrr-bor Day.
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Post by Futureraven: Britain's Butt on Sept 5, 2015 6:55:24 GMT -5
They told me to keep quiet about defective tupperware, but I couldn't put a lid on it.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 11, 2015 20:44:42 GMT -5
What does a mamoth take if it cant sleep?
Trunkerlizer
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
Posts: 6,244
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Post by lucas_lee on Sept 11, 2015 20:50:14 GMT -5
What is the only kind of bagel that could fly A PLAIN Bagel |
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Sept 11, 2015 20:51:22 GMT -5
Why was the Fireman buried behind the hill? {Spoiler}BECAUSE HE'S DEAD |
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Spiderfab '84
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spiderfab '84 on Sept 11, 2015 21:10:39 GMT -5
My mom's cooking was so bad, we'd say grace AFTER dinner!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 11, 2015 21:53:17 GMT -5
What fruit is always celibate?
A cantaloupe!
Why did the eyes and ears ask the nose?
Because the nose knows!
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