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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Sept 16, 2022 10:03:11 GMT -5
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee
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Spiderfab '84
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spiderfab '84 on Sept 23, 2022 8:45:10 GMT -5
Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to watch 60 minutes!
(Because she doesn't know how to skip past the commercials.)
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 23, 2022 15:53:01 GMT -5
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
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Post by The Wild Man of Borneo on Sept 23, 2022 22:57:44 GMT -5
What's a bee's favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee What's a bee's favorite movie? The Great Gats-bee starring Leonardo BeeCaprio and To-bee Maguire. |
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tirtefaa
Samurai Cop
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
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Post by tirtefaa on Sept 24, 2022 8:04:43 GMT -5
What did Ed Kowalczyk say to Christian Pallentin?
"We're Live, Pal."
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 28, 2022 19:04:02 GMT -5
I went to my first Korn concert the other day.
I thought that they would practice and rehearse but instead they just played by ear…
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 11, 2022 11:39:29 GMT -5
what do you call a grizzly without teeth?
a Gummy Bear.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 18, 2022 0:49:59 GMT -5
I’d like to tell some jokes about unemployment.
Unfortunately, none of them work…
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 9, 2022 16:30:51 GMT -5
did you hear about the innocent picture that was sent to prison.
the whole time he was being arrested he yell "i was framed!"
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 16, 2022 17:25:12 GMT -5
How does Lady Gaga cook her steaks?
Raw, raw-raw-raw-raw!
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Dec 23, 2022 2:05:05 GMT -5
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 24, 2022 1:56:59 GMT -5
Two cell phones walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
Cell phone 1 says, "*points at himself* A tea and *points at Cell phone 2* tea."
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 20, 2023 16:08:34 GMT -5
the other day an old lady at the bank asked me to help her check her balance.
so i pushed her over.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 3, 2023 9:50:02 GMT -5
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Feb 4, 2023 6:34:40 GMT -5
How do you get to Cardiff on a unicycle?
Caerphilly.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 3, 2023 10:21:25 GMT -5
Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus are not brothers, but they are semi related
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Mar 3, 2023 19:18:07 GMT -5
I heard Snoop Dogg is opening up a new magnate school. It's going to be called Contact High.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 30, 2023 23:01:11 GMT -5
Dear algebra,
Stop asking me to find your X, she’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Mar 31, 2023 0:50:32 GMT -5
How does Mario look into the future?
He uses a Luigi board.
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Mar 31, 2023 6:25:26 GMT -5
A cowboy walked into a store and said, "I need some toilet paper!" The clerk led him to a shelf with rolls of Charmin for $7, Angel Soft for $5, and generic toilet paper for $1. The cowboy pointed at the generic toilet paper and asked, "What's this one called?" The clerk told him, "It's generic. It doesn't have a brand name." The cowboy replied, "I'll take that one!"
The next day, the cowboy returned and said to the clerk, "I got a name for your no-name toilet paper - John Wayne!" The clerk asked, "Why John Wayne?" The cowboy replied, "Because it's rough and tough, and it don't take shit from nobody!"
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