Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 31, 2023 7:48:53 GMT -5
Evil clowns are overrated. Evil mimes are the really scary ones, the things they would do to you are unspeakable.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 31, 2023 9:26:14 GMT -5
I picked up some shoes from a drug dealer. I dunno what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 21, 2023 18:42:42 GMT -5
There's a medical condition which affects the hands and causes them to compulsively clench shut.
It's called Arthur-itis.
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Post by bibboid on Apr 21, 2023 21:25:01 GMT -5
How does The Rock urinate?
He Dwaynes his Johnson.
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Apr 21, 2023 21:41:54 GMT -5
Did you hear about the door that got convicted of murder?
It was an open-and-shut case.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 5, 2023 14:33:18 GMT -5
i told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. it turns out i'm not remotely funny
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ERON
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Post by ERON on May 5, 2023 16:40:01 GMT -5
What's an English teacher's favorite breakfast cereal?
Synonym Toast Crunch
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 12, 2024 8:34:01 GMT -5
I spent all my money on pasta. It was worth every penne.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 12, 2024 10:03:30 GMT -5
Yeesh, Gerard Piqué is NOT doing well nowadays:
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Jan 13, 2024 4:28:16 GMT -5
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, close the door.
Noah invited all of the animals to come back aboard the ark. They all showed up except for one. Which one didn't show? The elephant; it was still in the refrigerator.
How do you swim across a river without being eaten by crocodiles? Don't worry about it; the crocodiles are on the ark.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 13, 2024 10:13:34 GMT -5
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she doesnt have any arms.
Knock knock. Whos there? Not Sally.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 13, 2024 10:14:16 GMT -5
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a shabby dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 14, 2024 22:05:44 GMT -5
What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs and has cancer?
Names.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 25, 2024 18:45:52 GMT -5
Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus are not brothers.
But they are semi related.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 25, 2024 20:29:01 GMT -5
I told my wife to meet me at the gym she didn't show up. That's how I knew we weren't going to work out
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 8, 2024 16:33:38 GMT -5
I’m proud of my daughter, she came up with this gem.
If BTS went to the planet Dune, would you have Suga and Spice?
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