Panda walks into a bar says to the bartender I'll have a rum ...............and coke Bartender says sure thing but what's up with the big pause? Panda holds up his hands and says "I was born with them "
Glitch
King Koopa Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Glitch, master of the japanese school girl's striped panties. And wrongfully the former world heavyweight champion of the Freakin Awesome Network. www.youtube.com/GlitchTheDigitalDemon
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 2, 2016 8:32:56 GMT -5
Billy Bob and Joe Bob were out hunting when they came up to a farmer's property. "Hey, Joe Bob, ask him if we can hunt here," said Billy Bob. Joe Bob went up to the house and met with the farmer. "Well sir," said the farmer, "you can hunt here, but I need a favor first. See that obsolete mule over there, that's Old Buck, and he's seen better days. He needs to be put out of his misery and I don't have the heart to do it myself. If you'd be so kind as to put him down for me, you and your buddy can hunt here." Joe Bob agreed, thanked the farmer and went back to Billy Bob. But on the way back, Joe Bob got an idea to play a trick on Billy Bob. "That crusty old son of a bitch," fumed Joe Bob to Billy Bob. "He said no, you believe that? He said no and to get off of his property. Well, I'm gonna show him. See that old mule over there? Watch this". Right in front of Billy Bob, he pulled out his rifle, took careful aim at Old Buck and pulled the trigger. Old Buck went down. As he turned to Billy Bob, Joe Bob to his horror saw his buddy aiming his rifle. BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! "I just got 3 of his prize winning Arabian Stallions! Let's go!"
A guy went to the doctor for a physical. The doctor said, "Do you know you have a screw in your navel?" The guy replied, "Doesn't everybody?" The doctor told him, "No, that's not normal. Would you like me to remove it for you?" The guy nodded, and the doctor got a screwdriver and took out the screw. But as soon as the screw was removed, the guy's ass fell off.