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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 13, 2015 21:15:27 GMT -5
That song that's about Marvin Gaye being another word for sex - by Megan Trainer and some guy.
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Post by BRV on Sept 13, 2015 21:32:39 GMT -5
"Watch Me" by Silento legitimately might be the worst song ever. I'm completely serious about that. It's the f***ing Hokey-Pokey of rap music. No, forget that. The Hokey-Pokey is miles better because it actually puts effort into its lyrics because it instructs you on what body parts to move and how to do so. "Watch Me" is NOTHING. It's not a song, it's just a few minutes of somebody saying "ooh watch me" and then naming another dance move or rap song that was better or more popular than him. I never thought I'd see the day where I longed for Soulja Boy, because as bad as his music was, I could at least sit there and think to myself, "This isn't great, but it at least feels like he's trying." Oh my god, this is the correct answer. It's one of the few songs that when I hear it, it actually pains me. I hear it come on the radio and I think to myself, 'Have we become so stupid as a society, that this is what hit music has become?' I hate the movie 'Idiocracy' with a burning passion, but the success of 'Watch Me' is one of the few times where I think the movie might be onto something. Because if that's a hit now, then what's coming in the next five to 10 years? If it were nothing more than a song to play at clubs, weddings, and high school dances like 'Cupid Shuffle' or 'The Cha Cha Slide', then I could brush it aside. But it's legitimately the biggest rap hit of the summer. |
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Sept 13, 2015 21:34:18 GMT -5
Oh my god, this is the correct answer. It's one of the few songs that when I hear it, it actually pains me. I hear it come on the radio and I think to myself, 'Have we become so stupid as a society, that this is what hit music has become?' I hate the movie 'Idiocracy' with a burning passion, but the success of 'Watch Me' is one of the few times where I think the movie might be onto something. Because if that's a hit now, then what's coming in the next five to 10 years? Ruddf***ers |
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Post by Red Impact on Sept 13, 2015 22:32:24 GMT -5
When I was younger, I absolutely loathed "Get this party started" by Pink.
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Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Sept 13, 2015 22:49:04 GMT -5
Turns on mainstream radio, that one.
Partially kidding.
Most annoying one in recent memory is that whip nay nay "song". My manager played it, excruciatingly painful to listen to.
A different manager was playing some Latin music with same damn drum beat in every song making it sound like one endless track. It was bad.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the people I work with, I wouldn't be exposed to thus type of dreck.
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tms
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Post by tms on Sept 13, 2015 22:52:17 GMT -5
Tears In Heaven is depressing as shit. Yes, I know the context. It's terrible and tragic but please, put it into a poem and keep it off the stations. Sorry if that opinion offends anyone.
Cowboys and Angels is almost as slow and depressing. Both of them make me feel like I'm aging 25 years for every minute of playtime.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 13, 2015 23:45:20 GMT -5
Starbucks Lovers from Taylor Swift.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 13, 2015 23:46:34 GMT -5
Obnoxious, annoying, and inescapable for a very long time. There's something hilarious about how she's supposed to be playing the inferior girlfriend she replaces, but looks quite a lot more attractive in the costume. |
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Post by eDemento2099 on Sept 14, 2015 0:16:10 GMT -5
"Tik-tok" by Ke$ha. All of her 'songs' suck, but this one is perhaps the worst.
There's also a damn awful song I heard a lot in 2014, but I can't remember it's name.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 14, 2015 1:33:27 GMT -5
A different manager was playing some Latin music with same damn drum beat in every song making it sound like one endless track. It was bad. Are you referring to reggaeton? It's an acquired taste. It really depends on the artists singing style or the instrumentation as songs can draw assorted influences from reggae, rap, pop, electronic music or traditional Latin music. It's a lot more varied than you think. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Sept 14, 2015 1:39:39 GMT -5
"Call Me Maybe," which I have to hear at work ALL. THE. TIME. Well, maybe you should just call her and she'll stop singing to you about it. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Sept 14, 2015 1:45:47 GMT -5
Every time I've heard something by Hollywood Undead, I've felt really sad about life immediately after.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 14, 2015 4:22:57 GMT -5
When I was younger, I absolutely loathed "Get this party started" by Pink. I work at Six Flags. This was one of the songs that was in constant rotation. The pain I was in listening to those songs was excruciating. But the best part was being in Gotham. Listening to the score from 89' Batman cures all. |
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Post by Fauxnaki on Sept 14, 2015 4:47:18 GMT -5
Passenger-let her go some of the most generic lyrics i've ever heard in my life and the singer sounds so wet.
miley cyrus-can't stop is a horribile piece of music
also that new stupid nae nae song makes me want to kill myself
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 14, 2015 4:50:54 GMT -5
I hate most modern country, but these two that my ex loved were especially annoying:
"Chicken Fried" by Zac Brown Band and "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith.
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Post by LexExpress on Sept 14, 2015 5:02:52 GMT -5
Passenger-let her go some of the most generic lyrics i've ever heard in my life and the singer sounds so wet. My neighbour played this on repeat for at least an hour every night after her husband left her. It would make a top torture song. Also, ditto the 'Marvin Gaye/sex' song (it's EVERYWHERE here atm). The Taylor Swift song where the lyrics are basically "I've slept with loads of people, and you could be next!" makes me sad. |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Sept 14, 2015 6:11:29 GMT -5
"Tik-tok" by Ke$ha. All of her 'songs' suck, but this one is perhaps the worst. There's also a damn awful song I heard a lot in 2014, but I can't remember it's name. That would probably be "Die Young". My vote goes to "Work it" by Missy Elliot. Absolute garbage of a song. |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Sept 14, 2015 6:21:35 GMT -5
Chocolate, by The 1975. This song was in heavy rotation on Alt Nation some months ago, and its terrible. I can't understand a single word the singer is saying. The chorus is especially horrendous. Yeah, The 1975 can be hard to understand sometimes. Chocolate's my least favourite song on the album TBH. Their other stuff's good though: But if you lose your arms, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? How are you gonna be an optimist about this? I just realized the singer looks like a white Jaden Smith, that changes everything. |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Sept 14, 2015 6:33:04 GMT -5
"Love Myself" by Hailee Steinfeld would count if it wasn't cool/hilarious that there is a pop pro masturbation anthem charting in 2015. And I just watched an acoustic version which sounds way better and gets funnier too. |
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Sept 14, 2015 6:54:45 GMT -5
Robin Thicke, is that how you spell it?, don't really care to be honest.
I could happily go the rest of my life without ever hearing that God awful "Blurred Lines" song again. I thought it was a shit song on first listen, and my mind hadn't changed the infinity billion other times I've heard it, thankfully it seems to have faded off lately.
Pink "Just give me a reason".. Any Pink song honestly but this one in particular, overplayed on the radio even now, sometimes I have to walk out when it plays I hate it that much.
I have no idea who the artist or song is, but it goes "Up up up Up all night long, up up all night long" another song that is being shoved down me throat.
Try working somewhere where heart fm is constantly on, you learn very quickly to hate certain songs.
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