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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 22:27:22 GMT -5
Update on Brocks dating profile
Is a bully Has guns Hunts Is a whiskey drinker Has a massive truck Motley crew fan Is a humble dude Not a quitter...quit wrestling...but not a quitter
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Post by thetower52 on Oct 19, 2015 22:27:33 GMT -5
Is Brock's head shaved in the middle
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 19, 2015 22:27:28 GMT -5
Being humbled on the farm everyday. Damn you Iron Sheik, I'll forever associate being humbled now with you wanting to sodomise B Brian Blair.
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:28:21 GMT -5
Austin: Now, let's talk about Benoit....Benjamin. such an underrated NBA player.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 19, 2015 22:28:57 GMT -5
"Welcome to the Stone Cold Podcast with Stone Cold Steve Austin, my guest today is Brock Lesnar and we are gonna proceed to recite his entire Wikipedia page."
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Post by khali on Oct 19, 2015 22:29:31 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar breaking down his college credits, just as we expected.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Oct 19, 2015 22:29:32 GMT -5
Brock could've been a great outside linebacker. Incredible closing speed, quick feet from wrestling, and obviously massive power
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:29:58 GMT -5
that summer he joined N Sync according to that last photo
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 19, 2015 22:30:02 GMT -5
"Welcome to the Stone Cold Podcast with Stone Cold Steve Austin, my guest today is Brock Lesnar and we are gonna proceed to recite his entire Wikipedia page." "So Brock, what do you think of your inspiration Brimstone?"
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Post by Lancers on Oct 19, 2015 22:30:16 GMT -5
Austin: "You like guns?"
Lesnar: "Yep."
Austin: "What about music?"
Lesnar: "All the great hardcore country bands like Motley Crue and Metallica."
Austin: "Me too!"
Lesnar: "Have you ever hunted?"
Austin: "All the damn time! Is there anything better than hunting pheasant?"
*Brock's smile disappears*
Brock: "You....shoot....pheasant?"
Austin: "Hell yeah!"
Brock: "That poor...defenseless....beautiful majestic bird graced upon us directly from the hands of God?"
Austin: "Uhhhhhhhh....."
*Brock flips table*
Brock: "YOU....ME....WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*Brock storms out*
Austin: *looks around* "I still got 45 minutes left to do."
Paige: "I can fill in Steve!"
Austin: "Look at that! We're outta time! See you next month when I interview Tom Zenk."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 19, 2015 22:30:54 GMT -5
that summer he joined N Sync according to that last photo NO STRINGS ATTACHED!! "BORK! BORKBORK! BOOORK! BORK BORK! BORKBORKBORKBORKBORK!!"
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Post by thetower52 on Oct 19, 2015 22:30:33 GMT -5
I feel like there's a bunch of snot on Brock's upper lip
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:31:35 GMT -5
these guys are great friends, when one turns heel on the other no one is ever gonna see it coming
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 22:31:59 GMT -5
I hope they never discuss wrestling at all here, hug each other at the end after a discussion about the Canadian election, wave at the camera with their arms over each other's shoulder and Austin says "we're wrestling each other at Wrestlemania 32" and the show fades out.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 19, 2015 22:31:48 GMT -5
Ironically, they actually went there to scout Benjamin first.
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:32:40 GMT -5
I met Tony Atlas and the bastard just wanted to touch my feet
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:32:56 GMT -5
Austin: Ever full dog a prosto?
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 19, 2015 22:33:45 GMT -5
Austin: Meltzer says if something happens on the podcast tonight, people will think we're gonna do the match at Wrestlemania. Brock: Really? Well, we should make sure nothing happens. Austin: You're right, literally nothing will happen... like it really didn't even need to be filmed. Brock: Now you're in the sweet spot.
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Post by xCompackx on Oct 19, 2015 22:33:59 GMT -5
I'm kind of concerned that they're not going to have time for any interesting points.
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 19, 2015 22:35:06 GMT -5
Austin: Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
Austin: How big is it?
Austin: Let's take our shirts off and tweet The Rock
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