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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 16:40:36 GMT -5
The camera pans the crowd and all the various signage. The crowd slowly begins to turn their attention away from the ring and several start pointing and clapping. The camera follows their gazes across the floor sections and then tilts up to the club box seats. There standing at the very edge is a lanky man in an all black business suit. One hand holding a cigar and the other hand holding a glass. He slowly looks around at the crowd, then takes a large puff of his cigar About that time, an attendee comes in and goes up to the man with a fresh drink. As the man switches out his glass, the attendee says something to the him and points to the cigar, indicating that he can't smoke in there. The man takes another puff then blows it right in the attendees face then drops the cigar into the old, near empty glass. The attendee, annoyed nods then turns to leave. As the attendee turns, the man takes out another cigar from his jacket pocket and lights it. The attendee sees this and goes to speak to the man again, but three men with "The Crew" written on the back of their shirts stand in his way. Then forcefully escort the attendee out of the room. The man smiles, never looking back as he sits down and prepares to enjoy the rest of the show. The following contest is a Number One Contender's Match for the Intercontinental Championship!AWOOOOO!The Dread Wolf ComesIntroducing first, from Kansas City, Kansas, weighing in at 275 pounds, Baron Corbin!Corbin has looked impressive in what very little we've seen of him.And now he faces a litmus test of sorts. This is his first match against top-flight competition, and it features a title shot on the line too!FightAnd his opponent, from Marieville, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 266 pounds, Kevin Owens!Owens in action for the first time since just after SummerSlam.He's had a month to think about that loss, and I wouldn't be surprised if we see a Kevin Owens who is more determined than ever from this point on.Intercontinental Championship Number One Contender's Match Baron Corbin vs. Kevin Owens 10 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 3, 2015 16:41:20 GMT -5
Owens with a Cannonball Senton!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 3, 2015 16:46:06 GMT -5
Owens with a Apron Powerbomb because he feels like it!
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 3, 2015 16:46:57 GMT -5
Corbin with a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Slam.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 16:49:58 GMT -5
Owens O-wins
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 16:51:19 GMT -5
Owens batters Corbin with a big forearm, staggering the taller man. Kevin continues to try and ground Baron, and plants him with a DDT! Cover.
1! 2!
Corbin kicks out!
While the two are close in weight, Owens gives up a good amount of height to Baron, so it's smart to try and chop him down.
Owens looks to stay on top of Corbin, but Baron manages to shove Kevin off. Corbin goes over to Kevin and throws him off the ropes, big clothesline off the rebound! Cover from Baron!
1! 2!
Kevin kicks out!
And Corbin has Kevin Owens on the ropes! Who could've predicted this?
Baron lifts him up and gets him in position for End of Days, but Owens manages to turn the move around, sending Corbin up and planting him with the Pop-Up Powerbomb! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, and Number One Contender to the Intercontinental Championship, Kevin Owens!
And in the blink of an eye, Owens claims the win! Now he has a date with destiny against Austin Aries in two weeks.
Owens sneers over Corbin as we go to ads
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 16:57:51 GMT -5
font color="MediumTurquoise"]The following contest is part of the Diva's Championship Round Robin, and is scheduled for one fall![/font] Beauty is pain...So I must be hurting badly...Celebrity SkinIntroducing first, from Her Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Nikki Syxx!Nikki the biggest surprise of this Round Robin, she conceivably stands one victory away from No Mercy tonight, William.Notice that Lucky 13 is absent. He's more than likely preparing for the Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinal that happens after this match.The Second ComingAnd her opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Zahra Schreiber!Schreiber's time in this tournament has been nothing short of embarrassing, culminating in her forfeiting her match against Leva Bates last week.This is her last chance to salvage anything from this disaster, and I doubt that she'll make anything of this chance.Diva's Championship Round Robin Nikki Syxx (5) vs. Zahra Schreiber (0) 5 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 3, 2015 16:59:45 GMT -5
Nikki with a "sure why not"
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 3, 2015 17:04:03 GMT -5
Nikki with an implant buster
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:07:05 GMT -5
Nikki pins Zahra and wins Meanwhile...in the secret fortress in Sandy Balls (That's a real place, True Believers!) Neville plans his next move for the Super Number Legion! With the Young Bucks managing to reach the finals, the SNL will have to outwit the best just to reach them.So, the evil Young Bucks, are terrorizing the tag team division! This will not stand. But first, Lucky 13 and myself have to face Cage one more time, this time with the evil King of the Land Bad News Wade Barrett. You may be royalty and a super-machine. But I have already defeated Cage one-on-one, and with my trusty accompanist, Lucky 13, there is no team that can stand in front of us! As for Wade, we have faced before as well, in four-way action, and I have defeated you as well! I know your strategies and the Super Number Legion have come up with an unbeatable gameplan!
I hope those Young Bucks are watching, for they will see the future, their only future at No Mercy! The Red Arrow, and the Shooting Star Press. They will face numbers up to and including the imploding 450, judging by their behavior I doubt they can count that high! After we stop the Mad King and his Machine, we shall stop the sucking of the dicks, the club of the bullets will cease to be! This I promise the world and all the Number Munchers!Neville has vowed, along with Lucky 13, to stop the foul villains, but have he and the Walmart Warrior bitten off more than they can chew with Cage and Wade Barrett!The following contest is a Semifinal match in the WWE Tag Team Championship Tournament, and is scheduled for one fall!I'M A MACHINE!!!War Inside My HeadIntroducing first, from Preston, England and Terrace City, California, at a total combined weight of 476 pounds, the team of Wade Barrett, and they call him Cage!This team made short work for Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder two weeks ago to earn this shot.The odds may be against them, though, seeing that Cage lost to Neville one on one last week on Raw.Woe to you, O earth and sea, For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, For it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six...The Number of the BeastAnd their opponents, from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England and The Bathroom in the Back of the Wal-Mart, at a total combined weight of 368 pounds, Neville and Lucky 13, The Legion of Super Numbers!To the surprise of many, these two, seemingly opposites, have gelled into a complete team, something that was made clear when Lucky 13 risked his well-being to give Neville the opening he needed against Cage last week!These two have been the Cinderella of the tournament, but now it's on them to show the world that the slipper fits, and that they have what it takes to face The Young Bucks at No Mercy!WWE Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinal Cage and Wade Barrett vs. The Legion of Super Numbers 10 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 3, 2015 17:11:18 GMT -5
Cage gets the win via ripping Neville in half.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 3, 2015 17:13:08 GMT -5
Neville hits Barrett with a Red Arrow.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 3, 2015 17:15:21 GMT -5
Neville with a DDT
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:17:18 GMT -5
Legion of Super Numbers Win
Barrett and Neville face off, with Wade striking first, surprising Neville with a right hook! Neville is dazed, and Barrett shoots him off the ropes, catching him with the Winds of Change off the rebound! Cover!
1! 2!
Neville kicks out!
Wade Barrett isn't fooling around tonight, that's for certain. Why would he be? There's a shot at the Tag Team Championships on the line!
Wade lifts Neville up and prepares for Wasteland, but Neville slips out, and creates some space with a side kick. Neville springs off the ropes, tilt-a-whirl DDT! Cover!
1! 2!
Wade kicks out!
And now it's Neville with the upper-hand! Barrett needs to get back in this. And Cage wants a tag here...
Cage reaches out as far as he can for Barrett as Neville and Wade get to their feet. They trade blows, but Barrett gains the advantage. He goes to tag Cage in, but Cage suddenly gets pulled off the apron!
What the-that's Christian!
We pan over to the side of the ring, where Christian is blasting Cage with shot after shot! He backs Cage up against the barricade, clothesline over the top!
And Christian finally getting some measure of vengeance on the machine!
Christian chases Cage through the crowd as we cut back to the ring, where Neville plants Wade with a German Suplex! He goes to his corner and looks to finish it, but Lucky says something to Neville, who tags him in as he climbs the ropes.
What do these two have cooked up?
Neville jumps off and hits the Imploding 450 as Lucky climbs up top. He jumps, Shooting Star! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here are your winners, and advancing to the final round, Lucky 13 and Neville, The Legion of Super Numbers!
And the Cinderella run continues! Lucky and Neville are one win away from claiming the WWE Tag Team Championships! But The Young Bucks won't be an easy final opponent. It should be a fantastic match at No Mercy!
Neville and Lucky 13 celebrate as we go backstage.
Kyle Edwards is backstage in his usual interview area.
Kyle Edwards here and with me at this time, Alicia Fox!
Alicia comes into frame to a mixed reception from the crowd.
Alicia, tonight you are once again in a tie-breaker match, this time against Becky Lynch, to see who could potentially move on to No Mercy to challenge for the Diva's Championship. What is your plan against Lynch?
Same plan as always Kyle, old boy, I'm going to win and I'm going to win definitively. Last week, Nikki proved herself to be just as much of a sore loser as she's always been. I had her on the ropes and she knew it that's why she had her little pet monkey throw the match. That's not going to happen tonight.
Becky is the only other diva in this tournament that I have respect for but that doesn't mean I'm going to go easy. I want that title just as badly as you do Becky and unlike you I don't have my mind on other things.
You're referring, of course, to Jimmy Jacobs who has been playing mind games with Lynch but can you really say you're focused? Dean Ambrose has been announced in the main event of No Mercy, you're not thinking about his chances at all?
Chances? Dean has about as much of a chance at winning as Becky does tonight. Dean's made his choice and I've moved on so yes, Kyle, I am focused and anyone with half a brain can tell that Becky isn't. She'll say otherwise but come on she already lost one match when that freak just showed up to the ring. Imagine if he does more?
If you make it to No Mercy is their a particular opponent you'd like to face.
I've got unfinished business with both Nikki and Leva so I'd love another opportunity to show the world why I'm better than "Leather Mommy" Nikki Syxx or the former Blue Pants.
People were shocked when I climbed the ranks of this tournament, when it started nobody thought I had a chance, now here I am tied for first. There's no way I've come this far to fail and tonight Becky, you're just the final obstacle in my path and I'll blow right through you like I have everyone else. The Divas title belongs around this waist and no one, not Becky Lynch, not Nikki Syxx, not Leva Bates, no one is going to keep me from winning that title.
Alicia walks off as we fade.
We open on a darkened room.
The time is almost upon us. Soon, my dear Becky, our battle shall commence.
Jimmy Jacobs enters into frame.
But before we begin our showdown you have one more match to complete. I think it's only fair that I warn you in advance this time that I'll be rooting for you at ringside. I wouldn't want you to lose, not when you're so close to achieving your dream.
I take it you watched me annihilate Samuel Shaw last week? It's funny, his whole thing was "helping" people and yet he was the one who needed helped out of the ring after I was finished with him. You're stronger than him though, Becky, that's why I'll have to break you even harder. You won't be walking out when I'm done with you, you might never walk again. Does that seem harsh? I could say I'm doing it for your own good but that would be a lie. I'm doing it because I despise the weak and the only thing I hate more are those who pretend they are strong to hide their weakness. You're the latter, Becky. Soon, you'll be exposed as such and I'll continue my path of destruction. Only the strong survive in this world and the world will soon know that the strongest of all is Jimmy Jacobs.
Good luck tonight.
Jacobs laughs as he walks back out of frame.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:20:12 GMT -5
The following contest is part of the Diva's Championship Round Robin, and is scheduled for one fall!Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-PartyIntroducing first, from Ponte Vedra Beach, California, Alicia Fox!Alicia was a bit of a slow starter, but managed to claw her way back into the Round Robin over the course of the last few weeks.And if she manages to come all the way back tonight, what a feather in her cap it'll be!Honor for the FallenAnd her opponent, from Dublin, Ireland, Becky Lynch!Becky Lynch comes out holding a microphone. Lads and Lasses,Today marks the final day on the great clock leading to the treasure I call the Woman's Championship! I don't have to tell you of the many many ups and downs I face in this tournament. But for now I am on the top of the mountain ,baby! Sure I am tied with Alicia Fox which in a funny and cruel twist of fate , is the woman I am facing this fateful night!
I got to handle to her !I took Alicia Fox for granted up to now ,I expected her to not do much since she is busy trying to get on Dean Ambrose good graces and all of luck to her on that! But she also managed to get a really good score!Kudos Alicia Fox! But tonight you are facing the flame of the division! And believe me when you step inside that ring ,I'm going to burn you! I have a LOT of pent up anger inside of my , and each week I keep trying and trying to get rid of that anger and emotion!
But each week something or SOMEONE brings it back! So every week i'm just ready to explode inside that ring and everything else?It just ends up as collateral damage.
But one thing for sure Alicia Fox ,this week one of us is going to win .And one of us will move on to that Title Match.And I'm going make sure I am that one!
So may the best woman win.Lynch is almost the opposite: she got off to a fast start, but slowed down over the next few weeks before rebounding at just the right time.Don't look now, Michael, but it looks like we have a guest.Lynch watches as Jimmy Jacobs slowly makes his way to ringside, the two never taking their eyes off each other. Diva's Championship Round Robin Alicia Fox (6) vs. Becky Lynch (6) 10 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Dub H on Oct 3, 2015 17:20:19 GMT -5
Lynch with a Leg Sweep
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 3, 2015 17:21:09 GMT -5
Becky wins after Alicia is unfortunately crushed by a random zeppelin.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 3, 2015 17:23:49 GMT -5
Alicia with a Foxy Kick.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 3, 2015 17:28:39 GMT -5
Alicia with a spear.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:33:07 GMT -5
Random.org says Alica with a kick
Lynch appears to have the best of Fox, but Fox is struck from behind by Jimmy Jacobs, leading to a DQ win. Jacobs then attacks Lynch, but after a struggle, Becky manages to hit him with a facebuster, sending him to the back.
What's good, WWE Universe? I know you're all excited for the main event tonight, and I'm even more excited to fight in it in just mere moments. I'm still training back here so I wanna keep this short and sweet. I know I've made a lot of promises the past couple of weeks, some I've been able to keep......others not so much. All I want to say is that tonight is when I make a promise that I have to keep. A promise that I WILL keep. A promise that I WILL beat Jeff Hardy tonight. A promise that I WILL win the WWE Championship at No Mercy!
I'm not fighting tonight for me. I'm not fighting for the mission. I'm fighting for each and every single one of you. Not just the fans in the crowd tonight, but for the fans all across the planet that believe in tu chico. Ever since I've stepped foot into this company, every single person in this company has called me an underdog. Well, every dog has its day.
La misión continúa. Kalisto está listo.
eff Hardy is backstage. He holds the WWE Heavyweight Title.
Kalisto...
Seeing as you've been here a few months, there's a decent chance you don't quite understand the importance of this belt to me. You see, this thing didn't come easy to me. Oh, no by any means. I sacrificed life and limb, man. I should legitimately be dead right now. Fighting for that title led me to do some f***ed up stuff. I popped pills, sold drugs, got myself banned from the UK. All for that one belt...
Hardy looks lovingly at the title
The WWE Title. Maybe it's not the top belt as of now, but in my heart, it'll always be the most important belt in this industry. Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, John Cena. All of them made their mark on history by holding this championship. Now I'm here with the task of defending it against all comers, whoever they may be. And it just so happens that you're one of them.
Kalisto, I'm from North Carolina. And in North Carolina, we have a saying. "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six". We don't let things just happen. If we see something, we take it into our own hands. You've been sniffing awful close to my title. And I don't like when people get close to my property. You're walking into my house and eating my food, Kalisto! And in North Carolina, we don't just let that happen. If I see a man in my kitchen, I'm ending his ass right there. And that's what I'm gonna do to you. Your flippy luchador antics are cute, but I've seen lucha guys come and go over the years, and I will make you another statistic. Kalisto, you got lucky last week. It was a match that shouldn't have been that close to begin with, and I'm pissed that it's gotten this far. But Kalisto, mark my words. This ends tonight. Jeff Hardy is going to pin you 1-2-3 and move on to the next challenge. I'm the WWE Champion for a reason, and that reason is that I am very damn good at what I do. So tonight, I'm going to end your WWE Title ambitions. Just watch me.
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