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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Sept 28, 2015 12:28:42 GMT -5
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Sept 28, 2015 12:30:52 GMT -5
Does he even do house shows at this point?
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Post by blackmegaman on Sept 28, 2015 12:31:31 GMT -5
I didn't know they still tested you if you're not on TV
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
Posts: 14,343
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Post by Blindkarevik on Sept 28, 2015 12:33:55 GMT -5
I, for one, wouldn't have blamed him for trying to do uppers.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,642
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 28, 2015 12:36:08 GMT -5
Always knew that guy was on roids.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,372
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 28, 2015 12:35:42 GMT -5
I'm guessing his shamrock shake levels were off the charts
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
Say his name and he appears! I believe in Demented!
Posts: 16,105
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Post by Demented on Sept 28, 2015 12:35:53 GMT -5
Wait...
Hornswoggle is still employed?
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Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,869
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Post by Perfect Timing on Sept 28, 2015 12:37:37 GMT -5
I always knew them Lucky Charms had something in them.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 28, 2015 12:37:34 GMT -5
I really thought this was an Onion headline.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 12:38:04 GMT -5
Flintstones Vitamins are on the banned substances list?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 28, 2015 12:38:54 GMT -5
I bet he tested positive for hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and me red balloons.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 28, 2015 12:40:53 GMT -5
Who was the last one before him to actually get suspended? Just seems like we don't hear about many of these anymore.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Sept 28, 2015 12:41:39 GMT -5
Well this is seriously going to throw a wrench in WWE's plans...when was the last time Hornswoggle was on TV, when 3MB were still around?
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ayumidah
Patti Mayonnaise
DOOM TIME!!!!!
Posts: 30,690
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 28, 2015 12:43:45 GMT -5
Who was the last one before him to actually get suspended? Just seems like we don't hear about many of these anymore. I think it was Ricardo in 2013.
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Post by idislikeeverything on Sept 28, 2015 12:44:53 GMT -5
Growth hormone?
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
Posts: 50,249
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Post by Steveweiser on Sept 28, 2015 12:46:19 GMT -5
He hasn't been on the road regularly since February, and his last appearance was in a dark match last month when WWE had TV near his home. Maybe he tried to come back, and the test nailed him when it was his turn.
Honestly been so long since anyone failed it.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,881
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 28, 2015 12:46:37 GMT -5
"So I can try and seduce a minor on television and it's cute, but I get suspended for THIS?"
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 28, 2015 12:48:44 GMT -5
I'm not even sure what's funny about this, but I can't stop laughing.
It just seems so random.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
Posts: 15,819
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Sept 28, 2015 12:51:54 GMT -5
I like how they used a photo of him seemingly receiving the news from someone in the ring.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Sept 28, 2015 12:53:42 GMT -5
Why couldn't this have happened in '09?
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