mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Sept 28, 2015 14:12:34 GMT -5
I don't remember seeing this mentioned on here. Not sure if it's true, but either way, it really made me laugh, Jack. "I went to a liquor store in Carson (California) and when I was paying for my beer. I noticed a picture of Hogan on the wall behind the register. It was surveillance footage of him at the register. I pointed to the picture and asked the man "Is that Hulk Hogan? What was he doing in this area?" The man (who was the owner of the place) said "He bought wine cooler and he is asshole!" I laughed and said "I'm a wrestling fan and I hate him for my reasons, why do you not like him?" The man said "He owe me money! He walk out and he still owe me money!" I was laughing and asked him to tell me more. He said, in his very thick Korean accent, "He pay with credit card and it declined. Hogan said 'let me give you an autograph we can call it even, brother.' I told him no, I want money!" He then went on saying that Hogan took the wine coolers and said "I'll get you back, brother. Don't worry, brother!" I was almost in tears because he was imitating Hogan with his Korean accent. TL/DR Hulk Hogan went to a liquor store and tried to buy WINE COOLER but his card was declined. He then tried paying for it via an autograph but the owner declined. Hogan left the store saying "I'll pay you back, brother" Edit 1 I will try and go back to the store and ask the owner if I can get a video of him saying it. Edit 2 Lots of downvoting going on in the comments and I have no idea why." "WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN BROKEAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!" www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/un7og/a_little_story_about_hulk_hogan_that_i_just_heard/?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 22:36:52 GMT -5
Serious answer: Hogan probably did intend to pay, but forgot. He did work a lot back then.
My answer: wahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 4:35:16 GMT -5
I don't believe this one, it sounds like something that Lancers would post.
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Post by jmule on Sept 29, 2015 6:14:49 GMT -5
Maybe hulk had a Mr Fuji flash back and said "no way dude! I ain't giving my money to that JAP!"
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Sept 29, 2015 6:26:16 GMT -5
"I'll pay you back, Jack!"
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 29, 2015 6:42:11 GMT -5
I'll pay you Tuesday for a Wine Cooler today brother!
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 29, 2015 7:07:13 GMT -5
Billy Connolly: ...please be true...
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Sept 29, 2015 11:12:00 GMT -5
I popped because Hulk just didn't care at the guy being mad at him, I think he does that a lot, paying by signing autographs.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 29, 2015 11:22:31 GMT -5
In my mind the clerk has a note taped to his cash register that states:
DO NOT ACCEPT AUTOGRAPHS FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
HULK HOGAN
"HOLLYWOOD" HULK HOGAN
TERRY HULK HOGAN
HULK "TERRY" HOGAN
TERRY BOLLEA
TERRY "HULK HOGAN" BOLLEA
TERRY BOULDER
STIRLING GOLDEN
"MR. AMERICA"
HOGAN J FONG
FRANK STALLONE
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 29, 2015 11:44:16 GMT -5
"I was top choice for Seagrams before Willis brother."
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Post by mcstoklasa on Sept 29, 2015 11:49:49 GMT -5
In my mind the clerk has a note taped to his cash register that states: DO NOT ACCEPT AUTOGRAPHS FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: HULK HOGAN TERRY HULK HOGAN HULK "TERRY" HOGAN TERRY BOLLEA TERRY "HULK HOGAN" BOLLEA HOGAN J FONG FRANK STALLONE I'd like to think there is also "TERRY BOULDER", "STIRLING GOLDEN" and "MR AMERICA" on the board to suggest Hulk has been fooling the store owner for nearly forty years.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 29, 2015 11:53:41 GMT -5
In my mind the clerk has a note taped to his cash register that states: DO NOT ACCEPT AUTOGRAPHS FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: HULK HOGAN TERRY HULK HOGAN HULK "TERRY" HOGAN TERRY BOLLEA TERRY "HULK HOGAN" BOLLEA HOGAN J FONG FRANK STALLONE I'd like to think there is also "TERRY BOULDER", "STIRLING GOLDEN" and "MR AMERICA" on the board to suggest Hulk has been fooling the store owner for nearly forty years. I shall retroactively add those in.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Sept 29, 2015 11:56:19 GMT -5
Haha, brilliant.
Hulk shows up there tomorrow as THUNDERLIPS.
"No, I don't have to pay for this, meatball, I'm the ultimate male!"
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 29, 2015 12:08:04 GMT -5
So Hollywood Hogan is ok?
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Post by willyjakes on Sept 29, 2015 12:22:18 GMT -5
So basically Hogan carries pictures of himself everywhere as a backup in case his credit card fails and/or just to have in case someone wants an autograph? And this poor sap, after a guy you don't even know stiffs you on the payment, decided to hang up his autographed picture anyway?
Doubt this happened
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 29, 2015 12:31:55 GMT -5
So basically Hogan carries pictures of himself everywhere as a backup in case his credit card fails and/or just to have in case someone wants an autograph? And this poor sap, after a guy you don't even know stiffs you on the payment, decided to hang up his autographed picture anyway? Doubt this happened One liquor store by me has a Jim Powers WCW personalized autographed 8x10 up... it amuses me anytime I go in.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Sept 29, 2015 13:09:28 GMT -5
So basically Hogan carries pictures of himself everywhere as a backup in case his credit card fails and/or just to have in case someone wants an autograph? And this poor sap, after a guy you don't even know stiffs you on the payment, decided to hang up his autographed picture anyway? Doubt this happened One liquor store by me has a Jim Powers WCW personalized autographed 8x10 up... it amuses me anytime I go in. Clerk: Hey, you're Jim Powers, right? Jim: Yes I am, would you like an autographed picture? Clerk: .... no. Jim: Please? Clerk: ..... Jim: Oh come on, please? Clerk: ....fine.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 13:57:04 GMT -5
It's true. On page 3 of the Schadenfreude Times.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Sept 29, 2015 14:04:53 GMT -5
I don't get it, even after the divorce Hulk made big money, I can see Kenny Bolin doing this bullshit but not Hulk. Well actually Bolin would've pretended to be someone else.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 29, 2015 16:47:07 GMT -5
...wine coolers?
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