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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 17, 2015 22:57:47 GMT -5
Everyone always wanted to pin global warning on him, but it wasn't his fault, dammit.
We had some fun times together in the summer, we'd try to eat our ice cream as fast as we could when we were kids before he melted our scoops. Ah, memories...
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Oct 18, 2015 0:01:55 GMT -5
...And I said, "Hey, buddy... why the long face!" Haha.
*crikets*
Man, you people act like someone died.... oh. Uh...
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 18, 2015 0:10:18 GMT -5
Kicked one thousand groins, never drew a dime.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 18, 2015 0:11:09 GMT -5
We were writing a movie together. Basically it was him dressed as Harley kicking me in the groin for 2 hours. It was better than Pan...
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 18, 2015 1:29:15 GMT -5
I got a Star-Lord jacket to bury him in. It's a rental though soooo......
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Post by Starshine on Oct 18, 2015 1:58:19 GMT -5
Jeff. I mean, what can I say... The cheap bastard died still owing me $500.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 18, 2015 6:19:34 GMT -5
'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked I'm sorry to hear that Starshine finally croaked He lived a full life on his own terms Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms But if I could have a son as stupid as you I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track 'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 18, 2015 9:42:40 GMT -5
I have cried at 2 funeral my whole life, at Idi Amin's and Rodney Dangerfield's. This would have been number 3 except that I see several women here I'd like to sleep with, so I must remain strong.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 18, 2015 10:25:46 GMT -5
Turns out he was concurred after all.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 13:26:25 GMT -5
I thought this funeral would be catered!
I'm really.....really...hungry!
*bursts into tears*
It's just not fair damn it!
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 18, 2015 14:44:08 GMT -5
I get that this is a time of mourning, but could I interest you in my new mixtape: Trapaholics Anonymous presents Real Trap $hit (or Damn Son, Where'd You Find This?)
It's got 9 of the most well-produced tracks in the game today, and I got features from Travis, Future, & Flock all spitting verses so hot your chestnuts will be roasting on an open fire. You can download it for free on souncloud right now or buy the deluxe edition on iTunes with 3 extra tracks featuring DJ Jazzy Jeff and Michelle Obama.
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 18, 2015 14:50:34 GMT -5
He died without even winning FAN Idol...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 18, 2015 15:01:17 GMT -5
He loved twinks.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 18, 2015 15:02:33 GMT -5
He was more than a friend. He was my partner in a milli vanilli cover band. He was Mili, i was Vanili. And we were just about to hit it big too!
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Oct 18, 2015 16:13:15 GMT -5
"And now we know what happens when you have a competing world domination plan against Hank Scorpio."
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 18, 2015 16:16:58 GMT -5
...umm...how do you have a funeral for a zombie?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 16:41:32 GMT -5
He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles.
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Post by Old Baby on Oct 18, 2015 21:19:01 GMT -5
He was PHAT.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 19, 2015 1:26:11 GMT -5
Three Viagra, two hookers, and a bottle of Dom Perignon next to his soiled carcass.... Motherf***er went out in STYLE!!!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 19, 2015 9:57:58 GMT -5
Alright. This bullshit is getting out of hand. This is MTE's 5th funeral show of Pepto Bismal presents MTE's Wild Nights Funeral Tour and the laser light show keeps getting delayed because a certain dumbass "laser light show technician" can't get his shit together.
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