Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 19, 2015 10:07:46 GMT -5
He truly was, an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 19, 2015 10:19:02 GMT -5
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Jeff, you're dead to us now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 11:46:41 GMT -5
Life is a gift, one that we must be sure to both accept graciously and give generously. While The Sam was but one recipient of life's many offerings, he found a way to turn those limited donations into a multitude of gifts to those around him. Many will remember him as "Sam" or "a Sam," but truly he was "THE Sam," as a Sam that stood out amongst all others.
Its funny...because the name "Sam" itself means "heard by God," but, in many ways it wasn't god who heard Sam, but all of us, bestowing his gifts of humor and earnestness that will live on in all those who knew him.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 19, 2015 13:32:35 GMT -5
Numero99's greatest accomplishment in life was proving Bret Hart wrong by getting a boner during a Fabulous Moola Match. He was a pretty jam up guy. Who are you to doubt Numero99?
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 20, 2015 16:03:04 GMT -5
The thing with Push was..he...um........did he really die from drinking a glass of water and suffocating? How the hell does that happen?!!!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 20, 2015 16:11:58 GMT -5
Glitch owed me 50 bucks...just sayin'.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 20, 2015 16:13:19 GMT -5
He left this earth the same way he came in....covered in goo, blood, and feces.
GG Allin would be proud....*sniff*
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 20, 2015 18:10:22 GMT -5
It's just not fair. TNA and the Kardashians lasted LONGER than he did? It just ain't right.
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Post by CeilingFan on Oct 20, 2015 18:14:49 GMT -5
The sun has set on Unconquered Sun.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 20, 2015 18:48:51 GMT -5
Now Steven truly is even.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 20, 2015 18:56:49 GMT -5
Cloud got him.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 20, 2015 20:15:29 GMT -5
While I did respect him, if he rises as a zombie he may NOT eat my brain.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 20, 2015 20:29:52 GMT -5
If the sun is dead, then we must all be dead from extreme cold.
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
Crow T. Robot
Me when David Tepper sells a cow for "magic beans".....AGAIN!!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 20, 2015 20:40:16 GMT -5
And I never even drank this soda......so, so sad.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
Posts: 6,957
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 20, 2015 20:43:23 GMT -5
I invited five of his favorite wrestlers to perform "Live and Let Die" for this funeral. They all declined, so here's Brodus Clay out to peform "Sexual Healing".
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 20, 2015 21:51:33 GMT -5
Kanye will be out shortly to perform his 1st ever rap/requiem for Jeff, which I'm sure he would have loved, ya know, if he was alive to hear it...
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Post by Red Impact on Oct 20, 2015 21:58:19 GMT -5
I mean... it's the sun. I don't know if a funeral is the most appropriate thing... we're all probably going to freeze to death soon. THe plants will die and the animals will all go nuts and hunt us down. I think we should be spending time with our families now and not performing a funeral for a big ball of gas now...
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Oct 20, 2015 22:28:17 GMT -5
I don't know this guy. I just came here for the free food and coffee.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 21, 2015 4:24:31 GMT -5
Still pretty weird that a crate of full of skittles falling over is what did Tenshi in. There was blood everywhere. And his blood mixed with some of the skittles that fell out. So there was a lot of colors splattered on the floor. Definitely not how I expected him to taste the rainbow.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 21, 2015 10:24:22 GMT -5
I didn't think it was possible to overdose on hentai, but there you go.
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