The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 21, 2015 21:22:43 GMT -5
I'll never forget his last words to me. "Make sure you clear my Internet history before anybody else sees it!"
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 21, 2015 22:03:30 GMT -5
Alas the sun finally sets...
....and now the moon may come out
*moons the audience*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2015 0:29:14 GMT -5
Farewell, Aragog. King of the arachnids. Your body will decay... but your spirit lingers on and your human friends find solace, the loss they have sustained.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 22, 2015 4:53:55 GMT -5
When I heard from someone that Tyger had died, I misheard and thought they said "Tina had died." Tina being that one worker from the accounting department of FAN. Hey Tina. *waves to her in front row.* So this eulogy was originally meant about her. But it's ok. I'll just scratch out her name and put Tyger's. most of it should still apply.
*begins reading.* Tina Tyger was a great gal guy. We all knew her him for those long legs and tight skirts....
....let's just get through this folks. There's refreshments on the table for you to enjoy. Also, Supersweet made rump roast for everybody.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 22, 2015 6:00:28 GMT -5
Here lies Glitch. An individual who has left an impression on us all. A person who has been very influential to me and I'm SURE he will live on. Especially within me.
*Looks at casket for 10 seconds*
Let me ask a question to you all...Have you seen that movie Face-Off?
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Post by cageking666 on Dec 22, 2015 3:23:26 GMT -5
His death nearly killed the thread
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 4:07:22 GMT -5
*You got me on that one Cage LMAO
Anyway errrm
We are here today to mourn the passing of a FAN Icon and as per his will will be buried with a live blue bear.
And I'm sorry that Brutas Clay was not present today as he was busy earning no money working in TNA as Tyrus.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 22, 2015 6:10:02 GMT -5
i remember telling him right before he died, "Dude, that Snickers bar is expired, don't it eat!" "you're not the boss of me," he said. he took one bite and that's when the spiders and lava exploded out of his stomach. i guess i was right!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 22, 2015 9:19:59 GMT -5
Sun went out doing what he did best....dual chicken choking. Brother choked on a Popeyes drumstick while watching clown porn...
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 22, 2015 11:34:27 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha.....Hahahahahaha....Hahahahahaha I am at the wrong funeral.
Sorry for your l-hahaha. Loss.
But really, he's dead.
*walks off stage*
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2015 11:49:59 GMT -5
There was never a better shark nose puncher in the history of shark punching. It's not a very safe or even profitable career, but dammit someone has to do it.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 22, 2015 11:58:50 GMT -5
uh... well... Clash... uh... Clash was Star Spangled... and er... had a plan... and uh... was a gentle lover... and well... you would think it'd be harder to find a human sized shoe box...but here we are.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 13:30:02 GMT -5
We are all her today to mourn the great Playtclaus.
He was....Wait!
Hey you!
Did you double dip that chip!?
Yes you!
You double dipped that chip!
Next time just take a single dip and end it!!!
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 22, 2015 13:53:23 GMT -5
Shit, we left the casket in the van. Be right back!
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Post by cageking666 on Dec 22, 2015 13:55:27 GMT -5
I would give a speech, but knowing Magnum, Kanye West is about to pop up and interrupt me
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 22, 2015 15:03:33 GMT -5
First I found out that he choked on titty sprinkles...
Then I found out that he went to the grave with his grandmother's recipe for sweet corn casserole...
BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL YOU ASININE HIPPY!!!
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Dec 22, 2015 15:25:15 GMT -5
MTE was not the worst person in the world. Nor was he the best. He existed. That is all that can be said. End of speech.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 22, 2015 15:53:09 GMT -5
Well, this is morbid.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 22, 2015 16:17:22 GMT -5
Dammit all people! Wait till after his family leaves before we start with the David Carradine death jokes, ok?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 22, 2015 17:44:17 GMT -5
On the bright side we won't have to worry about bridges as we can now drive across all bodies of water!
Bad news... we are all freezing to death....
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