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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 16, 2015 16:11:58 GMT -5
Paige with the Contra Code!
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Post by Fake Jesus on Nov 16, 2015 16:15:38 GMT -5
Paige hits the paige turner and wins.
Zoinks, True Believers! Last week, Neville returned from his search with someone to help turn the tide in the Tag Team Division, in Adam Rose! However, he found himself instead in singles competition against the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose. Though it was a valiant effort between two rivals on the same side of Justice, It was Dean's sneakiness and cunning that previaled! Undaunted, Neville continues his training in his secret location, now helped by the Mad Hatter's unusual techniques. This week, Neville must once again face a fight alone! Neville continues his personal training against men on true virtue and strength! Neville will take on the American Dragon, Daniel Bryan! But first, The One that Gravity Forgot must combat something that strikes fear into the hearts of normal men, Public Speaking!
Interviewer Name Here: Neville, last week you were unsuccessful n facing Dean Ambrose. This week it's another singles match with Daniel Bryan. With you in singles action and Lucky 13 off for the time being, what is your plan to work your way back into the win column?
Narrator: Asked the reasonably attractive Interviewer...to which Neville responds heroically!*Interviewer looks around, wondering where the voice came from*
Aye, it's been a rough two weeks for the Legion, but I'm glad that I'm facing such high caliber opponents in singles competition. It's the only way that I can reach my true potential and amaze all of the WWE Universe. That experience, Win lose or draw, is going to help me and the Legion one day find gold in this company. Right now, I've sent Adam to retrieve Lucky 13 from the Walmart Supercenter, and best believe, when we next get the chance, we'll return to the tag division. It's only a matter of time.
Tonight, I'm facing Daniel Bryan, A man that knows all about coming back from the bottom. Daniel, I respect you, and I respect your fights against the Authority and Evolution to become one of the greatest champions in WWE History. I know tonight, we are going to have one ell of a match. But while you may be the American Dragon, the ancient tales I have read, tell me that Dragons can be slayed. You're looking at a man that has soared the stars and faced the mightiest demons. You, my friend, are in for the fight of your life.
So may the better man win, and I hope the Authority is watching, because they'll see what happens when you cross either the Submission Specialist, Daniel Bryan, or the One that Gravity Forgot, Neville!
And as our hero strides off into battle against the Brilliant Bearded One, you can be sure that even though you paid for a whole seat, you will only need the edge as this fight promises to have all the thrills, chills and frills needed to send you into overdrive! Stay Tuned, True Believers! Neville is coming!
Neville vs Daniel Bryan 5 Minutes
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Post by Fake Jesus on Nov 16, 2015 16:20:11 GMT -5
Neville hits red arrow and wins
Roman Reigns is backstage.
I'm not gonna mince words and I'm not gonna lie to you people. I'm PISSED! Pissed that I didn't come away with the gold at Havoc. Pissed that that squinty eyed f*** Okada left with the belt. And pissed that my destiny wasn't fulfilled. That was MY MATCH to win, dammit! Hunter wanted me to win. The Authority wanted me to win. GOD HIMSELF probably wanted me to win. And it didn't happen because Okada is a slimy little shit who can't fight his battles like a man! So, Okada, I want you to watch this full match. Watch as I prison f*** this jobber into oblivion. And know that I'm coming for your ass.
BELIEVE. THAT.
The match between Reigns and KONNOR lasts about twelve seconds before Reigns spears him and wins
Now this main event we've got going on tonight? This is exactly what I've been waiting for! The King of Flight, Kalisto, in the main event of Raw with a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship on the line. I knew this was gonna come to me soon, and it feels damn good to be right about this one. God knows I've been scratching and clawing and fighting to get a shot like this, so I just wanna thank all the little ninos out there that never stopped believing in me and my mission for one second.
I know I've promised you guys the world a thousand times, and I know I've come up short on those promises. But this right here? This is something that I refuse to let slip out of my hands. Not again. I've just worked too damn hard to fall short of this one. Tonight I'm going into one of the biggest matches of my life, and I'm gonna go out of it as the winner. There's some things that just simply can't be denied. And right now, I can feel this in my bones.
But I'm not stupid. If I want another shot at Jeff Hardy and his WWE Championship, I gotta go through one of the biggest and baddest brutos on the entire WWE roster. The machine. They call him Cage. 283 pounds of pure god-given strength. Didn't exactly get a brain to along with it. Now I know that when someone looks at Cage, they think "monster". And I know that whenever someone looks at me, they think "underdog". "Always the underdog, that Kalisto."
Even a month ago, just hearing that would have pissed me off. But now? Now I don't even give a damn about hearing that. I don't because if there's one thing I've learned recently, it's that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog that matters. Cage, I wanna talk to you personally for a second. I know you want that WWE World Championship. I know you want it bad. But as badly as I do? I dunno about that one, ese.
Cage, I know how strong you are. I know you're going into this match, and you're gonna give me every single thing you've got. Go ahead. But I want to you to know that I can take every thing you dish out, and I can deliver it back a thousand times. That's because there's no one in the WWE locker room that fights as hard as I fight. There's guys here that look at an obstacle in front of them and they think to themselves, " Nah. Not worth it." Hell, there's guys that walk out right in the middle of matches because they just can't handle it anymore. But that's not me. I can't stop fighting. Not for one second. I'm the man that can get back up from every hit and every struggle I take.
Cage, you bring your absolute best tonight. You bring every single thing you can possibly think of to take me down for good. Tonight, we'll find out if any of it actually works.
La misión continúa. Kalisto está listo.
Kalisto vs Cage 5 Minutes
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Post by Fake Jesus on Nov 16, 2015 16:25:20 GMT -5
Kalisto backflips over Cage and rolls him up, winning RAW's televised house show live from some weirdo's backyard.
"KEEP SCRUBBING, SANDOW!"PAIGE YOU ARE MY PRINCESS" "DIE ROMAN DIE"
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2015 22:46:26 GMT -5
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Post by Fake Jesus on Nov 20, 2015 15:19:55 GMT -5
A card will be up tomorrow.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 9:50:23 GMT -5
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RKTaker
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 22, 2015 11:39:08 GMT -5
promo sent
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armbar
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Post by armbar on Nov 22, 2015 12:54:54 GMT -5
Shit, just noticed the match that Bo is in. Can't promo, sorry.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 12:59:24 GMT -5
Not a big deal, understandable!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:00:27 GMT -5
The Cow Palace is packed to the brim as Daly, California has come out in full force for this show! Tons of people are holding up signs as the camera pans through them before reaching Corey Graves and Renee Young. WELCOME TO WCW! WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION! My name is Corey Graves joined as always by Renee Young and we continue our Halloween Havoc. Tonight Fandango, the man who won a chance at the United States Championship gets that opportunity as he'll face the champion: Dalton Castle. Our tag team champions Fat Chance will be competing tonight. Our main event will be featuring Jay Lethal going one on one with the WCW Icon: Sting. Beyond that, both Sasha Banks and Bayley will be competing tonight. Nic Nemeth and AJ Styles team up! Bo Dallas faces off against Tommy Dreamer! All this and much more! Let's get the show started!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:03:25 GMT -5
Bo Dallas and Tommy Dreamer lock up in the middle of the ring. This is a common matchup that's always fun to see. Youth vs experience. The young, brass, but ultra positive Bo Dallas going up against the veteran with a heart and stomach of gold: Tommy Dreamer.Tommy's companions Bull Dempsey and Matt Hardy won the tag team titles at Halloween Havoc and Dreamer has to be proud of them. But we'll see if he can gain a victory of his own tonight or if Bo Dallas pushes himself one step closer to a United States Championship opportunity.Bo Dallas vs Tommy Dreamer 10 Minutes (1:13pm)
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 22, 2015 13:07:18 GMT -5
tommy dreamer with a punch
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:15:46 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer hits the Dreamer DDT and drops Bo! 1-2-3! He celebrates as we fade to commercial break. We return to the next match already in progress: Sasha Banks tackles Emma to the ground and starts firing away with punches. Welcome back everyone! Over the break we had our entrances for this encounter and Sasha did not wait for the bell to begin! Banks is still clearly angry about missing out on becoming WCW Women's Champion a few weeks ago. She was victorious in the eight diva tag match last week and hoping to continue that success tonight against Evil Emma.Evil Emma has put the bubbles and silly dancing aside and now embraced an edgier attitude. We'll see if that is of any benefit against the Boss.Evil Emma vs Sasha Banks 5 Minutes, Squash (1:21pm)
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Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:17:26 GMT -5
Banks with a Banks statement.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:22:58 GMT -5
Evil Emma's Evilness isn't enough to avoid the pain from Sasha's armbar. Emma taps! Sasha rises and her music plays. She taunts to the crowd as she heads backstage. Once she makes her exit, different music begins. We Are The ChampionsThe music blares as Matt Hardy and Bull Dempsey come out onto the stage hoisting their tag team titles to a chorus of boos. Eventually, Tommy Dreamer makes his way out wheeling a large cake in the shape of the belts out onto the stage. The song doesn't lie, ladies and gentlemen, you stand before the rightful WCW World Tag Team Champions! We dominated this division and proved all of you haters wrong. Nobody took us serious they saw us, heard our name and they assumed we'd be a one-note joke. Well, the only jokes I see now are those sorry sacks of crap the Briscoes and that makeshift team of Castle and Axel. We decimated them just like we'll decimate anyone in our path to keeping these belts.Just like the song says we have "no time for losers," and frankly, the only winners I see in this company are us. See, we plan on holding onto these here titles for a long, long time. We're going to solidify ourselves as not just the best tag team in WCW but the best in the world! If we have to run through everyone in this company to do it I say bring it on!Boys, I have never been more proud then I am right now. Seeing you guys with the titles, the cake, it's all too much and you know what the best part is? The best part is we get to rub it into the faces of all these ungrateful fans! All these spoiled punks who used to love us and now they think we can't hang. Well, Matt and Bull still got it and tonight, I prove that I do too. Bo Dallas thinks he's an inspiration but the only thing he's inspired in me is a bad case of gas! You want to go toe-to-toe with The Innovator of Violence? That's fine because I've been itchin' for a chance to show that I'm just as capable as my teammates here.And Bo isn't the only person who'll be eating some cake tonight. Bull and I will be having our first match since winning the belts against...sorry am I reading that right? Heath Slater and Mark Henry? Jesus, this tag division is so deep in the gutter that the only challenge left for us are a has-been and a never-was? You're all lucky we got the belts and not some random pairing of Kane and R-Truth!Look, as far as I know, Heath and Mark haven't even tagged together yet and they think they can hang with the champs? Sorry boys but you'd have trouble winning if all we did was just lay our belts down in the ring and stand outside. Heath thinks he's hot shit because he can rhyme about as well as my 2 year old nephew. Face the facts, you're just a two-bit Macklemore and considering how your career has gone he'd probably be able to put up a better challenge in the ring compared to you.Let's not count out Mark Henry...because he'll do that himself just trying to get to the ring! Seriously Mark, from Hall of Pain to a poor man's Rick Ross? Your times up and no amount of hustlin' will help you tonight.You boys might be the rappers but all we do is win! And if you think that's changing tonight.Fat Chance!
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 22, 2015 13:24:04 GMT -5
remember when we used to have more people vote on the matches
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:27:34 GMT -5
The WCW Tag Team Champions unstrap their titles and hand them over to the referee. As we mentioned earlier: Matt Hardy and Bull Dempsey are our first ever WCW tag team champions, winning the gold in a triple threat tornado tag tables match. They started off strong here and quickly got the fans behind them and now the true journey begins.It's hard to win the gold. It's even harder to keep it when all of the other teams place a target on your back. This team of Mark Henry and Heath Slater are a new duo and they realize just how notable it'd be if they could defeat the champions already.Fat Chance vs Heath Slater/Mark Henry 10 Minutes (1:37pm)
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 22, 2015 13:29:37 GMT -5
matt hardy with a clothesline
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 22, 2015 13:35:27 GMT -5
Matt Hardy tosses Dempsey forward at their opponents with a move that can only be described as the "Running of the Bull".
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