Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Dec 4, 2015 12:21:43 GMT -5
Family member shared this on my Facebook with a dig at pro wrestling......I was going to try and defend it but I couldn't come up with anything. Funny as shit video.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 4, 2015 22:30:49 GMT -5
Soup's clip of the week for what it's worth
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Post by funakifan88 on Dec 6, 2015 21:35:32 GMT -5
The best part about all this is that apparently two weeks before this he had mentioned (I don't know if it was on Twitter or something. Or maybe a podcast) that all he wants is for his penis to go viral. Also, I saw him do this two nights ago in Chicago for Freelance Wrestling. And it was glorious. www.instagram.com/p/-6vKcsqfNG/So Big! So Strong!
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魔界5号
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Post by 魔界5号 on Dec 7, 2015 10:23:40 GMT -5
After googling him, the schlong lock is pretty tame for Danshoku Dino standards.
His finisher involves putting his opponents head inside of his tights and hitting a Piledriver.
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StuntGranny®
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 7, 2015 11:33:52 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 7, 2015 11:57:35 GMT -5
I am the only one who thought meh when they watched this? I mean duse grabbed his junk,sold and bumped. Minus the pensis stuff it was wrestling 101.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Dec 7, 2015 12:05:40 GMT -5
I am the only one who thought meh when they watched this? I mean duse grabbed his junk,sold and bumped. Minus the pensis stuff it was wrestling 101. What were you expecting? Dropping his pants and doing a no arm lariat?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 7, 2015 12:07:11 GMT -5
I am the only one who thought meh when they watched this? I mean duse grabbed his junk,sold and bumped. Minus the pensis stuff it was wrestling 101. What were you expecting? Dropping his pants and doing a no arm lariat? Well no. I just want either shocked or impressed. To be fair though it really isn't my thing.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 7, 2015 13:23:46 GMT -5
If Dino had tried that with 2 Cold Scorpio or Ron Fuller, it would be like the Miz trying to fight back against Brock Lesnar. But if people really want to see the true king of dong style, Look up Johnny Cockstrong. He was a regular in the Cleveland area working mostly AIW and Beyond Wrestling was based in Ohio. Dude based most of his moveset around his shlong.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 7, 2015 14:17:34 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points. By the look of that shirt, Funny appears to be making money right now.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Dec 7, 2015 15:06:34 GMT -5
If Dino had tried that with 2 Cold Scorpio or Ron Fuller, it would be like the Miz trying to fight back against Brock Lesnar. But if people really want to see the true king of dong style, Look up Johnny Cockstrong. He was a regular in the Cleveland area working mostly AIW and Beyond Wrestling was based in Ohio. Dude based most of his moveset around his shlong. I take it he does a Third Legdrop.
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StuntGranny®
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 7, 2015 16:12:38 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points. By the look of that shirt, Funny appears to be making money right now. What scares me is that people exist who seriously want to pay real money for this and then wear it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 7, 2015 17:02:07 GMT -5
Imo "King of Shlong Style" would've been better.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 7, 2015 17:33:35 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points. This is hilarious. It might be the best parody shirt I've ever seen. Hmm, my girlfriend was asking what she should get me for Christmas...
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 7, 2015 21:33:00 GMT -5
LET'S SETTLE THIS, AMERICAN DONG STYLE
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Dec 8, 2015 9:37:52 GMT -5
LET'S SETTLE THIS, AMERICAN DONG STYLE
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 8, 2015 11:20:00 GMT -5
Shouldn't the graphic separating the the top wording from the bottom "Joey Ryan" wording have a side-by-side opened and closed parentheses at the end of it?
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Dec 8, 2015 11:45:59 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points. Could at least have gone with "Boner Club".
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 8, 2015 18:35:41 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 9, 2015 2:13:49 GMT -5
You know what? Jim Cornette suddenly had some really great points. Could at least have gone with "Boner Club". Probably not, NJPW gets REALLY protective about parody shirts of that.
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