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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 5, 2015 15:41:21 GMT -5
what if George R. R. Martin was head booker? 3/4 of the roster would have been killed off by now. And shown their penis. |
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 5, 2015 16:17:44 GMT -5
I prefer them riding on a unicorn, riding a rainbow. Wait, so you want them getting piggy back rides to the ring from New Day? From a unicorn. Not three. That would just be ridiculous. |
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Post by sonofblaine on Dec 5, 2015 23:30:05 GMT -5
What if Roman Reigns was playing against Lebron James, hit em' with a nasty crossover and straight up shattered this man's ankles on live TV? Would fans accept him then? Ron Jeremy: "Alright Roman, let's see what you've got." *unzip sound from off camera* Ron Jeremy: "Wow, yours is much bigger than mine!" *holds Roman's arm up in victory* ____ Rafael Nadal: "Okay, let's play a quick game." *thousands of tennis balls come sailing in, Nadal can't keep up* Rafael Nadal: "You are the greatest!" *Holds Roman's arm up in victory* ____ Michael Phelps: "Sure, lets go for a swim." *speedboat sounds in other lane, Roman has already done 20 laps* Michael Phelps: "There's no way I can keep up with you!" *Holds Roman's arm up in victory* Also rename him to Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way and have his eyes change colors regularly. He will have a weakness though: His skills are below average at playing accordion. Weird Al: Alright Roman. Let's jam.   |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 6, 2015 11:23:04 GMT -5
...jungle men loin cloths instead of swat gear? Or there current wrestling attire instead Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY |
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paywindah
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Post by paywindah on Dec 7, 2015 11:01:04 GMT -5
More likely scenario would be them all wearing Reigns shirts with Roman as the clear leader of the group and the other 2 as lackeys.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 7, 2015 11:31:33 GMT -5
Clearly they should all wear lederhosen.
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Post by slappy on Dec 7, 2015 11:36:24 GMT -5
Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 7, 2015 12:33:25 GMT -5
Vince: Alright Seth, Dean, and Roman let me tell you about my first homosexual experience...
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 7, 2015 15:19:22 GMT -5
Pissed of Jazz musicians or bust.
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Hawk Hart
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Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 7, 2015 15:33:28 GMT -5
What if they led a hobo army? What if they had Malaysian slaves? What if they attack Triple H with a screwdriver? Find out next time on DRAGONBALL Z! |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 7, 2015 15:35:11 GMT -5
........you're seriously still doing Jungle Man Roman Reigns?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 15:35:25 GMT -5
they need to come back as Minions. Definitely Minions. Hopefully Vince McMahon's head in a jar will have seen "Despicable Me" by 2056 so that this can happen.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 7, 2015 16:10:50 GMT -5
Shield, wearing their current gear with Reigns' face on it, vs. Wyatt, Big E, and Kofi as The New Bray.
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