mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 15, 2015 18:42:01 GMT -5
Ric Flair blowing all his money .
Ric Flair and his four failed marriages.
Tommy Dreamer's bald spot.
Damn, son.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 19:04:36 GMT -5
I hope he makes fun of Konnor's gut, Viktor's hairline, and The Ascension's general jobberness next.
But mostly Viktor's hairline.
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
full time slacker
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Post by keezy on Dec 15, 2015 19:15:11 GMT -5
He's WWE's version of Bruno, he's had about as much outfits and characters as Sacha Baron Cohen too at this point.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 19:18:07 GMT -5
Kevin Owens weight. We would have at least 2 hundred page mega threads, 13 suspensions, and 7 bannings.
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wisdomwizard
King Koopa
Too Salty
Watching you.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Dec 15, 2015 19:24:34 GMT -5
I swear, it feels like they watched The Mark Remark, and then Vince said, "HEY ADAM ROSE, GUESS WHAT YOUR NEW GIMMICK IS?!?!" with a huge grin on his face.
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Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Perfect Timing on Dec 15, 2015 22:16:11 GMT -5
You know you suck when even Adam Rose is roasting you.
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Post by J.S on Dec 15, 2015 22:37:26 GMT -5
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Dec 15, 2015 22:41:53 GMT -5
I ended up losing him when he said she needed 4 divorces to catch Ric when she already has two.
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jwarr
Team Rocket
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Post by jwarr on Dec 15, 2015 22:50:26 GMT -5
I swear, it feels like they watched The Mark Remark, and then Vince said, "HEY ADAM ROSE, GUESS WHAT YOUR NEW GIMMICK IS?!?!" with a huge grin on his face. "Adam Roooooooooooooooooooooooose" -Martin |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 15, 2015 22:54:09 GMT -5
These gimmicks don't tend to work out. They gave something similar to Helms once and not much came of it, other than him making fun of Ezekiel Jackson's wedgie.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 15, 2015 23:00:06 GMT -5
If they just want a character who's entire gimmick is that he shits on wrestlers, why was I not offered a deal???
What shit. All this time spent being a cynical jerk on the internet was for nothing!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 23:00:51 GMT -5
I swear, it feels like they watched The Mark Remark, and then Vince said, "HEY ADAM ROSE, GUESS WHAT YOUR NEW GIMMICK IS?!?!" with a huge grin on his face. I knew the production style looked familiar. Damn good eye |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 23:02:29 GMT -5
If they just want a character who's entire gimmick is that he shits on wrestlers, why was I not offered a deal??? What shit. All this time spent being a cynical jerk on the internet was for nothing! To be fair I don't think Eat a Dick or Nah I'm Straight Brah catchphrases and shirts wouldn't translate well into WWE'S corporate pubically traded culture. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 15, 2015 23:15:12 GMT -5
Dave Batista's photoshopability
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 16, 2015 13:35:29 GMT -5
Yeah I gotta say, I'm not feeling this at all. I get it, but it's way too negative, and delves way too deep into personal lives. Even if every wrestler he talks about is cool with it, it's not really a good thing in my eyes.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 16, 2015 13:41:13 GMT -5
If they just want a character who's entire gimmick is that he shits on wrestlers, why was I not offered a deal??? What shit. All this time spent being a cynical jerk on the internet was for nothing! To be fair I don't think Eat a Dick or Nah I'm Straight Brah catchphrases and shirts wouldn't translate well into WWE'S corporate pubically traded culture. Psh!
shop.wwe.com/Sheamus-%225%3A15%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/W10730,default,pd.html
Those f***ers'll put anything on a shirt as long as Vince thinks you're cute.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 16, 2015 17:29:05 GMT -5
I'm STILL waiting on my Batista "I. Love. This. Business/Suck my balls" shirt.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 16, 2015 17:31:38 GMT -5
If they just want a character who's entire gimmick is that he shits on wrestlers, why was I not offered a deal??? What shit. All this time spent being a cynical jerk on the internet was for nothing! To be fair I don't think Eat a Dick or Nah I'm Straight Brah catchphrases and shirts wouldn't translate well into WWE'S corporate pubically traded culture. Judging how they view CM Punk nowadays, I'm sure they'd be all over the idea for a "BOOOOOOO AJ" shirt. |
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
full time slacker
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Post by keezy on Dec 16, 2015 17:58:15 GMT -5
I think the only way for this to work would be doing a Bad News Barrett and doing it in front of the crowd, otherwise he just seems like some inactive wrestler filling up time.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Dec 16, 2015 18:14:18 GMT -5
Let him do an entire NXT episode roasting Corbin's belly button.
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