Would you ever defecate on someone's kitchen floor?

[Professor Chaos]

I've thought about it.

[Deleted]

If that person was Hitler or someone who has the same levels of evilness of Hitler than yes. Also Jose Lothario

[GuyOfOwnage]

It's not a kitchen floor, buuuuuuuuuut...

When I was in Buffalo visiting my then-fiancée (now wife), one day her toilet was being worked on, and for the day anyway, we had to use the bathroom at the laundromat across the street. Well, I got food poisoning and the explosive gastric exorcism that goes along with it, and, well...I didn't make it. I went to grab my coat in the closet and the floodgates flew open. It went straight down my pants and all over the closet floor. The smell was rancid and was so bad, my wife smelled it at the other end of the apartment only a few seconds after it happened. She was in that apartment for several more months before moving; the smell never came out of that closet.

[Ultimo Gallos]

Yes,but it was an accident. I was visiting my lady's family in Texas. On our drive up we stopped at a roadside diner. And I am pretty sure I got some bad tacos. We got to their home. Had just walked inside when it hit me. I was about to ask where the bathroom was when I couldn't hold it in anymore. And a bit fell out my shorts onto the kitchen floor.

Now if you had asked if I would piss on the floor of a Taco Bell my answer would be "Yes,did it over 20 years ago and it is why I am banned from the Taco Bell in Pascagoula MS."

[The Unconquered Sun]

did...did you... not think you were going to make it to the bathroom in time?