Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 21, 2015 2:37:47 GMT -5
I've thought about it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 2:42:40 GMT -5
If that person was Hitler or someone who has the same levels of evilness of Hitler than yes. Also Jose Lothario
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Dec 21, 2015 3:56:44 GMT -5
It's not a kitchen floor, buuuuuuuuuut...
When I was in Buffalo visiting my then-fiancée (now wife), one day her toilet was being worked on, and for the day anyway, we had to use the bathroom at the laundromat across the street. Well, I got food poisoning and the explosive gastric exorcism that goes along with it, and, well...I didn't make it. I went to grab my coat in the closet and the floodgates flew open. It went straight down my pants and all over the closet floor. The smell was rancid and was so bad, my wife smelled it at the other end of the apartment only a few seconds after it happened. She was in that apartment for several more months before moving; the smell never came out of that closet.
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Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 21, 2015 4:46:50 GMT -5
Yes,but it was an accident. I was visiting my lady's family in Texas. On our drive up we stopped at a roadside diner. And I am pretty sure I got some bad tacos. We got to their home. Had just walked inside when it hit me. I was about to ask where the bathroom was when I couldn't hold it in anymore. And a bit fell out my shorts onto the kitchen floor.
Now if you had asked if I would piss on the floor of a Taco Bell my answer would be "Yes,did it over 20 years ago and it is why I am banned from the Taco Bell in Pascagoula MS."
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 21, 2015 4:56:57 GMT -5
did...did you... not think you were going to make it to the bathroom in time?
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