Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 22, 2015 4:20:28 GMT -5
When you gotta go you gotta go. Anyone ever make any long term friends standing at the urinal or sitting on the crapper?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 22, 2015 5:59:14 GMT -5
To quote the movie Quick Change, "You can keep this city!"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 22, 2015 6:52:21 GMT -5
I have poor timing. I keep missing the "good times" inscribed on the stall walls.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 22, 2015 7:30:55 GMT -5
I have poor timing. I keep missing the "good times" inscribed on the stall walls. For me its looking up and seeing the message "Why look here? The joke is in you're hands!"
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
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Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Dec 22, 2015 8:03:07 GMT -5
You all need to pray for your souls. Do that here:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 9:50:30 GMT -5
I'll be honest. I wouldn't have sex with a stranger, but I am a little sad that I've never gotten an offer from a slutty gay guy in a public restroom.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 22, 2015 11:56:02 GMT -5
I have a code to never use a public stall. I don't want my ass touching those things.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 22, 2015 12:06:02 GMT -5
One of the greater works of public art I've personally witnessed was a 4 foot long dick n' balls somebody drew on a stall wall of a public restroom in the university bar district. Seriously, somebody with a couple sharpies and a couple hours drew out a highly detailed mammoth cartoon style replica of a penis. Veins, hair... the works. A title in perfect calligraphy was written above it (supposedly by a different artist), it simply said "The Cock" in the most ornate and delicate script seen outside of a roman cathedral.
It was painted over within a week but it had already become legend. Even nearly 20 years later the walls of that same bathroom have "BRING BACK THE COCK" written on them with vigor within days after a fresh coat of paint. Countless amateurs pay homage to "The Cock" with attempted replicas but nobody with the skill and determination of the original master has surfaced.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 12:18:23 GMT -5
One of the greater works of public art I've personally witnessed was a 4 foot long dick n' balls somebody drew on a stall wall of a public restroom in the university bar district. Seriously, somebody with a couple sharpies and a couple hours drew out a highly detailed mammoth cartoon style replica of a penis. Veins, hair... the works. A title in perfect calligraphy was written above it (supposedly by a different artist), it simply said "The Cock" in the most ornate and delicate script seen outside of a roman cathedral. It was painted over within a week but it had already become legend. Even nearly 20 years later the walls of that same bathroom have "BRING BACK THE COCK" written on them with vigor within days after a fresh coat of paint. Countless amateurs pay homage to "The Cock" with attempted replicas but nobody with the skill and determination of the original master has surfaced. This is my favorite story ever
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Post by The Spelunker! on Dec 22, 2015 12:26:37 GMT -5
I once explained LARPing to a guy in a public restroom heading to one in costume.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 22, 2015 13:03:11 GMT -5
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Post by Stu on Dec 22, 2015 13:08:07 GMT -5
Why are you so obsessed with poop?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 22, 2015 13:18:06 GMT -5
Why are you so obsessed with poop? What a shitty thing to ask.
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Post by zrowsdower on Dec 22, 2015 14:42:18 GMT -5
No. In fact at the bus station, at one point, the station took the toilet paper out of the bathroom. So if you had to poop, then you really were SOL.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 22, 2015 18:46:09 GMT -5
Ask George Michael about Public Restrooms
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 24, 2015 13:36:05 GMT -5
Ask George Michael about Public Restrooms I ask George Michael about a lot of things. Fashion sense, dinner plans, pink shorts... To be fair, he was looking for some action in a public restroom. Pretty harmless. Boy George, on the other hand, forcibly kept a male prostitute as a sex slave. I can't wait to visit Britain.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 24, 2015 14:16:32 GMT -5
One of my favorite things I saw written on a bathroom wall: "God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore Stevie Wonder is God." In the men's room of the teacher's lounge at the high school where I work my day job, the stall door had a very patriotic post-9/11 bumper sticker on it. The sticker said "united we stand" so some member of the faculty or staff wrote on it so it read "We shit alone, but...... United we stand". So after some painting over of the teachers' room, a fresh copy of the previous bumper sticker was put down. The sticker came "pre-vandalized" so to speak to read "We sit alone, but.... United we stand". But that didn't stop someone from writing an "h" in between the "s" and the "i" of "sit". I'll be honest. I wouldn't have sex with a stranger, but I am a little sad that I've never gotten an offer from a slutty gay guy in a public restroom. Before all the Borders book stores closed up shop, my local franchise's men's room had a stall in which someone wrote that they show up that bathroom every Tuesday at a certain time to offer up their "services". Which seemed kind of funny to me of all places to do this, the bathroom of a corporately owned book store chain. At least with the cliche of the truck stop glory hole, you tend to be in a pretty far off place on the highway. It's lewd and lascivious conduct for people who know what "lascivious" means.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 24, 2015 16:14:03 GMT -5
I'll be honest. I wouldn't have sex with a stranger, but I am a little sad that I've never gotten an offer from a slutty gay guy in a public restroom. A year or so ago, a young skater punk gave me an offer in the men's room, but I chickened out at the last second.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 16:50:02 GMT -5
One of the greater works of public art I've personally witnessed was a 4 foot long dick n' balls somebody drew on a stall wall of a public restroom in the university bar district. Seriously, somebody with a couple sharpies and a couple hours drew out a highly detailed mammoth cartoon style replica of a penis. Veins, hair... the works. A title in perfect calligraphy was written above it (supposedly by a different artist), it simply said "The Cock" in the most ornate and delicate script seen outside of a roman cathedral. It was painted over within a week but it had already become legend. Even nearly 20 years later the walls of that same bathroom have "BRING BACK THE COCK" written on them with vigor within days after a fresh coat of paint. Countless amateurs pay homage to "The Cock" with attempted replicas but nobody with the skill and determination of the original master has surfaced. Close FAN down, nothing is topping this. It has everything: comedy, poignancy, tragedy, urgency, heart, love, sin and redemption. I want to shake hands with the master that painted this legendary phallus, but since he is yet unknown just know that the world is a better place for your having shared this story.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 24, 2015 18:56:08 GMT -5
I've always wondered what the women's public restroom was like. I imagine it filled with sofas and waterfalls.
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