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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 28, 2015 16:33:29 GMT -5
Russo would get eaten alive in the 80s. At that time Vince was stilling willing to give talent a good amount of creative control, even over booking and finishes in the case of big stars. Nobody would put up with Russo's shit back then, at least not for long. Of course. But what's the fun of leaving it at that? Savage/Steamboat would have a ref bump after 4 minutes, and George Steele would SWERVE the Dragon cause Macho Man promised to pimp out Elizabeth to him. Steele would then turn face again in a minute after he in turn SWERVES Savage after getting what he wanted. Then Mary Hart comes in and covers Savage and Bob Uecker reveals that he got a referee's license and counts the three...new I-C champion! They talked about it on ET the following night, AND it was their host no less, you're talking about it today, bro!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 16:49:09 GMT -5
Miss Elizabeth is pregnant & Gorilla Monsoon is the daddy Koko B. Ware has sex with Frankie on a live SNME Tito Santana Drug Dealer Big Show & Kane WWF tag champs Miss Elizabth/Sensational Sherri Lesbian lovers
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Post by lws on Dec 28, 2015 17:21:25 GMT -5
elizabeth gets pregnant
a man bumps into her and she loses the baby
randy savage murders everyone in the entire city it happened in
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 28, 2015 17:40:46 GMT -5
The Dynamite Kid's real life wife, Michelle Billington becomes the he British Bulldogs' valet. Dynamite proceeds to constantly psychologically abuse her on screen like he did in real life. The audience feels uncomfortable and confused as the Bulldogs are still baby faces. Meanwhile, Russo is happier than a pig in shit having brought this edgy slice of life story to television. No matter how many fans it alienates.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 28, 2015 17:46:30 GMT -5
Macho is about to win the title at WM4 when Elizabeth collapses.
She's suffered a miscarriage.
Macho goes to help her. She slaps Macho across the face. Sean Mooney wins the WWF title.
Elizabeth and Mooney were in cahoots ALL ALONG!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 17:46:39 GMT -5
Junkyard Dog and Moondog would be a tag team where they would have vignettes such as them urinating on fire hydrants.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 28, 2015 23:03:39 GMT -5
Wrestlemania IV would have been a 4 hour 16-man elimination-style WWF Championship on a pole match, the 16 competitors having been decided immediately in a 500 man (actually about 40 or so) reverse battle royal. The stip is that whoever climbs the pole to get the title can use it on their opponents.
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Post by sokratesschmitt on Dec 29, 2015 10:15:25 GMT -5
Tenryu debuts early in the 80ies by crashing Uncle Elmers wedding and revealing: "I chopped off your..." Ventura is delighted.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 29, 2015 13:43:13 GMT -5
The Bulldogs cut a promo on the Rougeaus asking "Where's your roll of quarters, Jacques?" (silence, so....) "I said, WHERE'S YOUR ROLL OF QUARTERS, JACQUES?!" (more silence)
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Dec 29, 2015 14:53:34 GMT -5
Elizabeth on a pole, naturally. I'd be all up for seeing hot 80s Elizabeth sat upon a pole. Probably not what you meant though
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