My audition with WWE writing team
Dec 23, 2015 15:07:12 GMT -5
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Post by salvatoresincere on Dec 23, 2015 15:07:12 GMT -5
I got an interview with creative next week, here's what I'm bringing:
Cole: Hey King, what do you think of Jack Swagger's chances tonight?
King: Swagger? I barely know 'er!
Cole: Vintage Roman Reigns!
King: More like vintage Luther Reigns.
JBL: Who?
King: Jim Neidhart’s here?
Roman: Hey Vince, I guess you've been getting a lot of sun lately. Because your grapefruits have turned into raisins! Heheheh
Bray: Yo Undah-taykuh, what it is - is what it is. But what's meant to be could be what I meant. Mwahahahaha....
Cole: OMG KING! What's Bray saying?
King: Clearly Bray's playing mind games. I should know, I've been married 3 times!
Roman: Hey Kevin Owens, I though Canadians had big snowballs.
Looks like you're only sportin' some melted ice cubes.
Cole: Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Roman: Yo Kane. You're such a Yes man, every time the authority speaks you nod your head, you remind me of a Pez dispenser.
*leads crowd in a Pez dis-pen-ser chant*
John Cena: Hey Alberto, what happened to your fancy cars? I guess from now on we should just call you Alberto del Cheapo!
Roman: Yo Rusev. I thought Russians had Rubles. Looks like you’re only dealin’ with a couple of Rupees.
JBL: Currency exchange smack, haha I love it Maggle!
New Day: Hi Ryback! Here’s a tray a freshly baked smores, just for you, courtesy of The New Day!
Ryback: Why?
Kofi: Isn’t that what you always say? Feed me smores?
Ryback: Oh Kofi, Jamaican me crazy! *starts punching*
Sandow: *grabs mic* Silence!
Curtis Axel used to be my friend, he really was.
But he can’t seem to win a match no matter what he does.
So I can’t be his partner anymore but I want to wish him well.
Hope you don’t end up like your dad, passed out in a motel.
*nuclear heat*
Roman: Hey Cesaro, I thought the Swiss were known for quality timepieces. You only remind me of a cuckoo clock. heheheh
What do you guys think of my material? Think I'll get the job?
Cole: Hey King, what do you think of Jack Swagger's chances tonight?
King: Swagger? I barely know 'er!
Cole: Vintage Roman Reigns!
King: More like vintage Luther Reigns.
JBL: Who?
King: Jim Neidhart’s here?
Roman: Hey Vince, I guess you've been getting a lot of sun lately. Because your grapefruits have turned into raisins! Heheheh
Bray: Yo Undah-taykuh, what it is - is what it is. But what's meant to be could be what I meant. Mwahahahaha....
Cole: OMG KING! What's Bray saying?
King: Clearly Bray's playing mind games. I should know, I've been married 3 times!
Roman: Hey Kevin Owens, I though Canadians had big snowballs.
Looks like you're only sportin' some melted ice cubes.
Cole: Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Roman: Yo Kane. You're such a Yes man, every time the authority speaks you nod your head, you remind me of a Pez dispenser.
*leads crowd in a Pez dis-pen-ser chant*
John Cena: Hey Alberto, what happened to your fancy cars? I guess from now on we should just call you Alberto del Cheapo!
Roman: Yo Rusev. I thought Russians had Rubles. Looks like you’re only dealin’ with a couple of Rupees.
JBL: Currency exchange smack, haha I love it Maggle!
New Day: Hi Ryback! Here’s a tray a freshly baked smores, just for you, courtesy of The New Day!
Ryback: Why?
Kofi: Isn’t that what you always say? Feed me smores?
Ryback: Oh Kofi, Jamaican me crazy! *starts punching*
Sandow: *grabs mic* Silence!
Curtis Axel used to be my friend, he really was.
But he can’t seem to win a match no matter what he does.
So I can’t be his partner anymore but I want to wish him well.
Hope you don’t end up like your dad, passed out in a motel.
*nuclear heat*
Roman: Hey Cesaro, I thought the Swiss were known for quality timepieces. You only remind me of a cuckoo clock. heheheh
What do you guys think of my material? Think I'll get the job?