My audition with WWE writing team

[The Sam]

Not enough ape's or incest angles.
~ Vince McMahon

[Nikki Heyman]

Dec 25, 2015 22:26:07 GMT -5 pegasuswarrior said:

Dec 25, 2015 22:00:36 GMT -5 @doge said:

That Sandow promo would start a new boom period.

Golden.  Genius!

Fixed!

[TheFadedSpade]

Genuinely found this hilarious, please write more of these!

[joeiscool]

Dec 24, 2015 8:09:47 GMT -5 salvatoresincere said:

Dec 23, 2015 17:41:11 GMT -5 joeiscool said:

my guess is this isn't serous. To be even considered you have to have written for television for 2 years..

I'm very serious about this, and you don't need television writing experience to get an interview.

In my cover letter I put that I'm a huge wrestling fan with an extensive Coliseum Home Video collection.  I also mentioned that I'm a big "mark" for the product, they really respect that.  They appreciated my usage of insider lingo.

When I go to Stamford for my interview I'll be sure to wear a wrestling tee instead of a suit, to show off my fanaticism.  I'll probably choose my Razor Ramon tee, you know that old yellow one with his giant face on it?  That's got respect written all over it.

Ohhhh sarcasm.

[suave]

I like to think that Lawler has like three writers to himself that are only responsible for coming up with dumb jokes for him to say on air

[baracklesnar]

No thank you.

[SAJ Forth]

Reigns should tell Sheamus he wanted to build a shrinkray to give him a small wang, but it's already too small.

[MolotovMocktail]

Dec 24, 2015 8:09:47 GMT -5 salvatoresincere said:

Dec 23, 2015 17:41:11 GMT -5 joeiscool said:

my guess is this isn't serous. To be even considered you have to have written for television for 2 years..

I'm very serious about this, and you don't need television writing experience to get an interview.

In my cover letter I put that I'm a huge wrestling fan with an extensive Coliseum Home Video collection.  I also mentioned that I'm a big "mark" for the product, they really respect that.  They appreciated my usage of insider lingo.

When I go to Stamford for my interview I'll be sure to wear a wrestling tee instead of a suit, to show off my fanaticism.  I'll probably choose my Razor Ramon tee, you know that old yellow one with his giant face on it?  That's got respect written all over it.

If you have an old Hulkamania shirt, wear that instead. Vince especially wants everyone to know how important Hulk Hogan is right now.

And if you get a chance to speak to Stephanie or HHH, you might want to suggest featuring CM Punk Week on the Network.

[salvatoresincere]

Dec 26, 2015 14:27:12 GMT -5 SAJ Forth said:

Reigns should tell Sheamus he wanted to build a shrinkray to give him a small wang, but it's already too small.

That's not how it's done.  This is how it's done:


*Cena in the ring with Sheamus*
Cena:  It's great to be here on RAW in the middle of winter.  It's all white and fluffy out there and, well, *points at Sheamus* it's all white and fluffy in here too.


Lana:  Rusev, you are useless man who is coward, I finished with you.  I find new man who is from America, treat me like queen.  You are worthless, stupid man, we finished.
Rusev:  das ok, we still married after show over and we still share big house.
JBL:  Kayfabe hangin' on by a thread here Maggle, haha I love it.
Cole:  It's weekly episodic television John, longest running in history!


*Miz accidentally bumps into Ryback backstage, sunglasses fall and break on floor*
Miz:  What the hell man?  Did you mean to bump into me or are you just dumb as dirt?  Those glasses are worth more than everything you own including your car.  Next time watch where you're going you big dummy.  
Ryback:  ...... whatever.  *walks away*