Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2015 16:56:39 GMT -5
In what will probably be a multi-part series, Martin takes down WWE's Christmas vehicle known as Santa's Little Helper starring Miz and Paige.
Part 1 is the only part up so far.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 17:17:13 GMT -5
I love it when bad movies feel we need an obvious villain (Paige's character) when you already have a storyline where a guy is his own antagonist, and the internal struggle of both finding your real calling, as well as becoming a better person, is something more in tone than just a random struggle between two characters trying to get a promotion.
But, most movies are not clever and have to appeal to the LCDs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 17:48:36 GMT -5
I like the use of the term "take down" in the OP. Like we've been waiting for someone to put this movie in its place or something. "Santa's Little Helper has gotten by for too damn long!"
I actually just finished watching it. It's not good, but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. Definitely better than the last WWE Christmas movie Jingle All the Way 2.
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2015 20:34:02 GMT -5
I like the use of the term "take down" in the OP. Like we've been waiting for someone to put this movie in its place or something. "Santa's Little Helper has gotten by for too damn long!" I actually just finished watching it. It's not good, but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. Definitely better than the last WWE Christmas movie Jingle All the Way 2. Buddy, it is hyperbole. I haven't even seen the film. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 22:49:56 GMT -5
I like the use of the term "take down" in the OP. Like we've been waiting for someone to put this movie in its place or something. "Santa's Little Helper has gotten by for too damn long!" I actually just finished watching it. It's not good, but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. Definitely better than the last WWE Christmas movie Jingle All the Way 2. Buddy, it is hyperbole. I haven't even seen the film. I'm not your buddy, guy. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 23:25:21 GMT -5
Buddy, it is hyperbole. I haven't even seen the film. I'm not your buddy, guy. He's not your buddy, friend. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 25, 2015 4:42:41 GMT -5
He's not your buddy, friend. He's not your friend, brother. |
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Dec 25, 2015 8:32:00 GMT -5
He's not your buddy, friend. He's not your friend, brother. He's not your brother, pal. |
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 25, 2015 10:23:13 GMT -5
He's not your friend, brother. He's not your brother, pal. He's not your pal, dude. |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 25, 2015 14:11:51 GMT -5
He's not your brother, pal. He's not your pal, dude. He's not your dude, Jack! |
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Post by abjordans on Dec 25, 2015 14:17:42 GMT -5
He's not your dude, Jack! He's not your jack, bub. |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 25, 2015 14:19:51 GMT -5
He's not your dude, Jack! He's not your jack, bub. he's not your Bub, Daddeh! |
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tms
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Post by tms on Dec 25, 2015 15:36:05 GMT -5
he's not your Bub, Daddeh! He's not your Daddeh, humanoid! |
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 25, 2015 18:00:12 GMT -5
he's not your Bub, Daddeh! He's not your Daddeh, humanoid! He's not your humanoid, Maggle! |
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 25, 2015 20:51:42 GMT -5
He's not your Daddeh, humanoid! He's not your humanoid, Maggle! He's not your Maggle, Broski! |
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 25, 2015 22:53:50 GMT -5
He's not your humanoid, Maggle! He's not your Maggle, Broski! He's not your broski, tater tot. |
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Dec 25, 2015 23:22:54 GMT -5
Assuming that Part 2 is around roughly the same length, why must people make movie reviews that are nearly as long as the movies themselves?
You might as well just go get hammered and watch the movie.
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Post by Abdullah on Dec 26, 2015 6:58:44 GMT -5
It's actually a nice little movie for what it is. I enjoyed it.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 26, 2015 14:44:19 GMT -5
He's not your Maggle, Broski! He's not your broski, tater tot. He's not your tater tot, Uce! |
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2015 14:56:18 GMT -5
This thread went the best way possible.
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