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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 24, 2015 17:54:21 GMT -5
If only it was about 10 years ago. Matt Hardy could be Johnny, Edge could be Mark, and Lita could be Lisa.
Alternatively a little later they could do it with John Morrison as Johnny, Batista as Mark, and Melina as Lisa. Only if they did it that way they'd have to seriously re-write the plot. For instance when Morrison gets finds out Melina is cheating on him rather than putting a gun to his head he offers to chaperone their date and pay for dinner.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Dec 24, 2015 17:57:06 GMT -5
LITA! LITAAAAA!
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Post by BobW on Dec 24, 2015 17:59:40 GMT -5
"I got the results back, I definitely have breast cancer"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Dec 24, 2015 18:00:13 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 24, 2015 18:28:37 GMT -5
"Where's my money Tom Phillips???"
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Post by The Foreigner™ Play-In Edition on Dec 24, 2015 19:21:23 GMT -5
Also featuring:
Miz and Maryse as Mike and Michelle Dr. Shelby as Peter Bo Dallas as Denny Dean Ambrose as Chris-R
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 25, 2015 2:20:13 GMT -5
f*** it, it would be better received at rotten tomatoes than The Reunion
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 25, 2015 2:36:36 GMT -5
I hope Sin Cara plays Johnny and points all of his lines.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 25, 2015 5:56:17 GMT -5
WWE films *wish* they could achieve what The Room has.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 25, 2015 9:09:54 GMT -5
"If a lot of superstars loved each other, the waruld wrestling entertainment would be a better place."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 9:20:39 GMT -5
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 25, 2015 10:09:59 GMT -5
They could dig up "Jumpin"Jeff Farmer to play Johnny. Dude had about the same line delivery as Tommy Wiseau.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 10:51:23 GMT -5
The Room should never be remade or given a sequel, because anyone who did so would try to funny it up and would make it way less amusing as a result. Same reason nobody brings up Birdemic 2.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 13:11:44 GMT -5
The one and only contribution the WWE can make to The Room would be changing the line to "oh hi marks."
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 25, 2015 13:21:34 GMT -5
Undertaker: "I took the Big Show out into the desert, where he had to survive on snake meat"
HAHAHAHAHA, what a story Mark.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 26, 2015 0:43:04 GMT -5
You guys are all way off the mark about casting Johnny. Everyone always talks about how great Johnny is, selflessly providing for his little buddy and being told that he's a great friend by everybody who knows him, where the only person who dislikes him is singled out as a cruel person who just hates him for being so good. And he dishes out great advice constantly that form amazing pearls of wisdom that people should live by.
Johnny can only be played by John Cena.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2015 1:08:37 GMT -5
The one and only contribution the WWE can make to The Room would be changing the line to "oh hi marks." "Vince McMahon and Triple H spent 72 hours locked inside a hotel room rewriting the script. Their only noticeable contribution came in the form of changing "mark" to "marks". WWE Film's The Room went on to win several Academy Awards."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2015 1:08:41 GMT -5
"What a story, Mark."
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Post by lws on Dec 26, 2015 2:09:36 GMT -5
you guys have no idea how hard i would laugh if some heel yelled "LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET" at a face
playing it completely serious would only make it better
that's the only way wwe could use the room that doesn't just embarrass themselves and prove they don't get it, because i'm sure no one in the studio side of it would
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Dec 26, 2015 2:56:32 GMT -5
Why does everyone know the plot and characters of The Room so well? Did anyone actually manage to sit through the whole movie?
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