I'm casting for a new Super Mario Bros movie

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'm trying to take this as seriously as possible, so consider these choices very carefully.

Seth Rogen as Mario
John Turturro as Luigi
Amy Schumer as Princess Peach
Daisy Ridley as Princess Daisy
Dave Bautista as Bowser
Danny DeVito as Toad
Jack Black as Wario
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Waluigi
Miles Teller as Ludwig Von Koopa
Demi Lovato as Wendy O. Koopa
Kevin Hart as Yoshi
Ken Watanabe as Shigeru Miyamoto
Chris Pine as Link
Adam Sandler as Tingle
John Cena as Donkey Kong
Mark Ruffalo as Reggie Fils-Aime
Larry the Cable Guy as himself

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Mario:Zach Galifianakis
Luigi: Paul F. Tompkins
Princess Peach: Allison Brie
Bowser: CG animated but voiced by Jim Cummings
Wario: Jack Black (can't argue with that. Good choice.)
Waluigi: Thomas Lennon
Toad: Peter Dinklage
Rosalina: Mila Kunis

[DragonMasterP]

Make sure you include this somewhere in there as well:

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Dec 24, 2015 19:25:43 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

I'm trying to take this as seriously as possible, so consider these choices very carefully.

Seth Rogen as Mario
John Turturro as Luigi
Amy Schumer as Princess Peach
Daisy Ridley as Princess Daisy
Dave Bautista as Bowser
Danny DeVito as Toad
Jack Black as Wario
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Waluigi
Miles Teller as Ludwig Von Koopa
Demi Lovato as Wendy O. Koopa
Kevin Hart as Yoshi
Ken Watanabe as Shigeru Miyamoto
Chris Pine as Link
Adam Sandler as Tingle
John Cena as Donkey Kong
Mark Ruffalo as Reggie Fils-Aime
Larry the Cable Guy as himself

Get Channing Tatum as Birdo and Robert Downey Jr. as Fawful and you could have all the money.

[A Platypus Rave]

I see what you did there.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Sir, I will thank you not to cast my beloved Demi as a frickkin Koopaling!!!