Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 27, 2015 19:29:28 GMT -5
This ought to be fun...
EC3 becomes spokesperson for Oxy bacne pads. Dixie pisses off diabetic Pop TV execs when she addresses them as "Suga" TNA gets thrown off POP tv for TVOne. Dixie loves the sandwich between Good Times and Sanford and Son.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 27, 2015 19:34:21 GMT -5
-Dixie emails POP TV executives by mistake, calling them dumb and gullible; TNA finds a new network by December. -Abyss does the Shock Treatment and breaks his neck (kayfabe). -Hulk Hogan returns.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 19:45:48 GMT -5
Will be moved to Midnight within 6 months Josh Matthews will get his own spin-off that will last 5 weeks Hulk Hogan will return on a handshake agreement in hopes on proving that he's no longer racist Pope will be fired & replaced by Billy Corgan & Al Snow Ted Dibase Jr. as a big free agent signing Eric Young will turn face & form a tag team with Rockstar Spud Brooke Tessmacher will make a shocking return Will tape tv for a week in February that will last them the rest of 2016
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 27, 2015 21:33:25 GMT -5
LAYUPS: -TNA wrestling stays at about the same level on POPTV. -Impact is moved to a morning slot, similar to Paragon's, which tends to work well. -Sami Callihan debuts for TNA.
CURVEBALLS:
-Ethan Carter III leaves TNA. -TNA does NOT go bankrupt in 2016.
HOT TAKES:
-Just as people write TNA off again on POPTV, Daniel Bryan defects to TNA.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 27, 2015 22:15:00 GMT -5
- Hulk Hogan returns. - TNA makes Bram the World Champion, and he once again gets into legal trouble. - TNA hypes that they've got a major female star returning to wrestling, and it turns out to be Brooke Hogan. - The Hardys leave. - The big angle for the summer will be Dixie and Hulk vs a heel group for control of the company. - TNA tries to make Mike Bennett a CM Punk clone. - Tommy Dreamer comes back, cries, and cuts a promo about how TNA is real wrestling. - EC3, Lashley and Spud continue to be awesome. - EC3 does a face turn when he saves Spud from a beatdown.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 27, 2015 22:16:08 GMT -5
EC3 is pinned or forced to submit for the first time Shera wins the world title and is the top star in the company The commentary gets worse and worse and worse We have at least three more 200+ page threads revolving around insane tapings TNA cheats death yet again by year's end
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 6:54:56 GMT -5
- The Hardy boys leave first chance they get for WWE. - The ratings are worse than ever - TNA limps along despite sucking and the section is full of "Is TNA dead" threads for the second year running. - Daniel Bryan is a real possibility as WWE might not clear him to wrestle and he may follow Kurt Angle in leaving to TNA so he can still be a wrestler. This sadly means TNA might also sign Brea Bella....ick. -Gail Kim will still be the focus of the Knockouts Division and Velvet Sky will still be there.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 28, 2015 8:34:17 GMT -5
A heel faction is formed whose goal is to take over TNA. Bobby Roode leaves TNA. Tommy Dreamer returns, cries about ECW, wrestle a couple of hardcore matches, and leaves again. Also he is fat. Jeremy Borash and Dixie Carter became TNA HOF members. Bound for Glory will take place at Love Canal. Abyss will start wearing MuuMuus. He uses Janice as his washing stick. To prove how progessive TNA is, Rockstar Spud comes out as transgender and competes in the Knockouts division. The Wolves become 12 times tag team champions. Manu and Lance Anoa'i debut in TNA as a tag team. They ally with Mica. Jade wins the Knockouts title but loses to Gail Kim. Kim breaks Taryn's record before losing to Spud. Jesse Godderz becomes TNA world champion. Shera headlines the India tour. TNA is legally forced to do it. A riot happens when Abyss eats a cow. GFW returns and loses again. Scott Steiner returns and is quickly fired when asking Dixie to make him a sandwich and blow him. Bob Ryder offers to do it. TNA is cancelled by POP when they become the exclusive home for "Hot in Cleveland" and "According to Jim". TNA debuts on METV. Dixie quits TNA and runs off to Jamaica with her new boy toy, Cheeseburger. TNA is sold to Donald Trump. All women and minorities are fired.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 28, 2015 9:39:31 GMT -5
Dixie Carter will be revealed to be the secret leader of a heel faction that is trying to take over TNA
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 28, 2015 9:58:35 GMT -5
A heel faction is formed whose goal is to take over TNA. Bobby Roode leaves TNA. Tommy Dreamer returns, cries about ECW, wrestle a couple of hardcore matches, and leaves again. Also he is fat. Jeremy Borash and Dixie Carter became TNA HOF members. Bound for Glory will take place at Love Canal. Abyss will start wearing MuuMuus. He uses Janice as his washing stick. To prove how progessive TNA is, Rockstar Spud comes out as transgender and competes in the Knockouts division. The Wolves become 12 times tag team champions. Manu and Lance Anoa'i debut in TNA as a tag team. They ally with Mica. Jade wins the Knockouts title but loses to Gail Kim. Kim breaks Taryn's record before losing to Spud. Jesse Godderz becomes TNA world champion. Shera headlines the India tour. TNA is legally forced to do it. A riot happens when Abyss eats a cow. GFW returns and loses again. Scott Steiner returns and is quickly fired when asking Dixie to make him a sandwich and blow him. Bob Ryder offers to do it. TNA is cancelled by POP when they become the exclusive home for "Hot in Cleveland" and "According to Jim". TNA debuts on METV. Dixie quits TNA and runs off to Jamaica with her new boy toy, Cheeseburger. TNA is sold to Donald Trump. All women and minorities are fired. There's no f***ing way I can top this. The image of Bob Ryder offering to make a sandwich to Scott Steiner and blowing him, has make me laugh like a maniac all to the point where my coworkers are getting annoyed. I can picture Steiner looking at Ryder like when he looked at Todd, because he didn't knew how std's worked.
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Dukect
Don Corleone
A person who tries to make sense of the senseless
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Post by Dukect on Dec 29, 2015 2:53:24 GMT -5
A heel faction is formed whose goal is to take over TNA. Bobby Roode leaves TNA. Tommy Dreamer returns, cries about ECW, wrestle a couple of hardcore matches, and leaves again. Also he is fat. Jeremy Borash and Dixie Carter became TNA HOF members. Bound for Glory will take place at Love Canal. Abyss will start wearing MuuMuus. He uses Janice as his washing stick. To prove how progessive TNA is, Rockstar Spud comes out as transgender and competes in the Knockouts division. The Wolves become 12 times tag team champions. Manu and Lance Anoa'i debut in TNA as a tag team. They ally with Mica. Jade wins the Knockouts title but loses to Gail Kim. Kim breaks Taryn's record before losing to Spud. Jesse Godderz becomes TNA world champion. Shera headlines the India tour. TNA is legally forced to do it. A riot happens when Abyss eats a cow. GFW returns and loses again. Scott Steiner returns and is quickly fired when asking Dixie to make him a sandwich and blow him. Bob Ryder offers to do it. TNA is cancelled by POP when they become the exclusive home for "Hot in Cleveland" and "According to Jim". TNA debuts on METV. Dixie quits TNA and runs off to Jamaica with her new boy toy, Cheeseburger. TNA is sold to Donald Trump. All women and minorities are fired.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Dec 29, 2015 6:10:25 GMT -5
How in the world does anyone think Bryan would ever go to TNA? He'd make way more money and have way more interesting matches in Japan for once...
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WWEedy
Don Corleone
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 29, 2015 7:00:07 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson defects to TNA. Brie Danielson tags along. Brie vs. Beautiful People fued. EC3's win streak is sacrificed to Bryan. ROH stars jump ship to TNA, TNA kills it by making them an invading heel faction and doesn't let them develop on their own. A storyline where Bryan has to choose a side and eventually he chooses TNA before burying the ROH stars occurs. Dixie is confused as to why the crowd is so mad even though she's giving them "what they want" with a Bryan superpush. Mahabli Shera finally does something to get over, as he manages it TNA release him and he fades back into obscurity. The crowd does the Shera Shuffle relentlessly in protest. EC3 is relegated to midcard comedy act in a face tag team with Spud. They fued with a newly tuned Wolves. The Wolves win and lose the tag titles a bunch more times. Eli Drake is pushed. He improves his in ring work and actually breaks out for the company but people are sour on it as they feel he'll just get EC3'ed eventually anyway and jobbed out to an inboud WWE guy so no one invests. How in the world does anyone think Bryan would ever go to TNA? He'd make way more money and have way more interesting matches in Japan for once... Because people realise that even though Dixie has had a restraint slapped on her money spending don't doubt that she'd go to Daddy with a plan of how Daniel Bryan will save TNA from it's troubled past and beg for the money to get him. Being a recent star that Dixie can "prove" the marketability of her parents will likely fold and allow her to spend recently freed up Angle and Hardy money plus more likely on Bryan.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 29, 2015 7:19:48 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan to TNA is the latest and possibly last dangling carrot for TNA fans. It is not going to happen. Bryan is contracted with WWE until 2018. He also let it be known that he wants to wrestle in Mexico and Japan. TNA would be better serve of getting someone like Ethan Page or Drew Gulak than chasing that dragon.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Dec 29, 2015 8:47:30 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson defects to TNA. Brie Danielson tags along. Brie vs. Beautiful People fued. EC3's win streak is sacrificed to Bryan. ROH stars jump ship to TNA, TNA kills it by making them an invading heel faction and doesn't let them develop on their own. A storyline where Bryan has to choose a side and eventually he chooses TNA before burying the ROH stars occurs. Dixie is confused as to why the crowd is so mad even though she's giving them "what they want" with a Bryan superpush. Mahabli Shera finally does something to get over, as he manages it TNA release him and he fades back into obscurity. The crowd does the Shera Shuffle relentlessly in protest. EC3 is relegated to midcard comedy act in a face tag team with Spud. They fued with a newly tuned Wolves. The Wolves win and lose the tag titles a bunch more times. Eli Drake is pushed. He improves his in ring work and actually breaks out for the company but people are sour on it as they feel he'll just get EC3'ed eventually anyway and jobbed out to an inboud WWE guy so no one invests. How in the world does anyone think Bryan would ever go to TNA? He'd make way more money and have way more interesting matches in Japan for once... Because people realise that even though Dixie has had a restraint slapped on her money spending don't doubt that she'd go to Daddy with a plan of how Daniel Bryan will save TNA from it's troubled past and beg for the money to get him. Being a recent star that Dixie can "prove" the marketability of her parents will likely fold and allow her to spend recently freed up Angle and Hardy money plus more likely on Bryan. Totally delusional thinking that Bryan would have any type of interest in working for TNA which has such a bad rep. He'd much rather work NJPW, ROH, PWG, even LU shows, even read this somewhere in an interview
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BigAl
Unicron
Hands of the Wicked Banana
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Post by BigAl on Dec 29, 2015 11:49:38 GMT -5
Gail Kim versus Velvet Sky for the KO title that last 6 month, then in a iron womans match Maria vs Velvet, the Ko marks will proclaim this to be better than Bayley vs Becky at the other channel
Bennett wins the world belt, TNA marks will proclaim Bennet is pound for pound better than any WWE wrestler.
Shera wins the world belt, same as above
POP kicks them off TV, but not fear, they will now be a exclusive youtube channel, with TNA apologist saying youtube is a better place and market than Spike!
they sign former "WWE Superstars" Hades Vansen, Hendrich, Kizerney, Cryme Tyme, Mordecai, since they were very cheap, and will help the ratings since they were from WWE
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Aya Reiko
Team Rocket
Judgement Day is here.
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Post by Aya Reiko on Dec 29, 2015 14:16:59 GMT -5
TNA is reduced to Dixie playing with her old WWF toys in daddy's basement.
Commentary is still done by Matthews and Pope.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 29, 2015 14:47:06 GMT -5
WWE is not going to release Bryan, so Bryan being in TNA before 2018 isn't going to happen unless Bryan does something incredibly stupid and illegal.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 19:57:35 GMT -5
Angle will return after not getting interest anywhere else and being bored at home. He gets his clean win over EC3, a short title run and leaves early with his health further deteriorated to a dangerous degree.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 30, 2015 7:49:07 GMT -5
Dixie Carter is going to have a sex change, she'll become a man. then she'll marry Liza Minelli's ex-husband and beat him.
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