Jeff Mangum PI
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The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 28, 2015 23:28:20 GMT -5
Every damn time he shows up, you just can't help but groan and expect the worst. You just see him and his whale-blubber armpits sticking out from his singlet, big goofy grin or big goofy scowl on his face. He grabs the mic and you can see the spittle going out into the crowd while he goes "durrdurrdurr IMMA GIANT durrdurrdurr IRON CLAD CONTRACT durrdurrdurr NO ONE CAN LIFT ME." You can see his fourth chin wiggle back and forth while his promos put the crowd to sleep. You can see the anger in eyes when the crowd chants at him to please retire. Then you can see the hidden sadness in his eyes when he realizes that he hasn't been relevant since 1999.
And this will happen next week as well, FAN. You know what that means.
Big Show. In 2016.
Big Show. In 2016. Another year of that mutated Humpty Dumpty-looking f*** coming out each week, another year of PLEASE RETIRE chants every week, and another year of hearing WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL every week.
Big Show is just the f***ing worst.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Dec 28, 2015 23:29:04 GMT -5
That's not fair. Some people at least liked Newman
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